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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Mr Skrunts on 19 January 2010, 14:16:54
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So we know how old you were when you lost your virginity.
http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1263858207/all
Dare you admit to anyrhing else.
An Older Woman
Threesome
Sheep :-/
Public Place
A crowded place.
Mile High Club
The list could be very interesting.
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I have had sex:
In the toilet on an intercity train
On my boss's desk
In the bed of my lovers husband, while he was asleep down stairs.
All of these events included a female partner, Skruntie, not just me and my right hand.
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Good God!!! I nearly missed out the comma between 'female partner' and 'Skruntie :o
A female partner Skruntie. Noooooooooooooooo........
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And it's another, not anoother.
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Good God!!! I nearly missed out the comma between 'female partner' and 'Skruntie :o
A female partner Skruntie. Noooooooooooooooo........
Just ewe and Steve, not Skruntie.
OK, got it. ;) ;D
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i had a 62yr old when i was in my 20s.
i travelled about seeing women when i used to do the chat rooms. dont even start me off on the sheep, could be here all day ::)
ive done a few things in my days so best keep the rest :-X
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I beginning to think Skruntie's a sex-addict. ;) :P
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i had a 62yr old when i was in my 20s.
i travelled about seeing women when i used to do the chat rooms. dont even start me off on the sheep, could be here all day ::)
ive done a few things in my days so best keep the rest :-X
Yeah, Richie. I mean, if I did include the times it was just me and my right hand, we could be here all week. ;D ;D
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I beginning to think Skruntie's a sex-addict. ;) :P
In his (wet) dreams.
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I beginning to think Skruntie's a sex-addict. ;) :P
i reckon hes sittin at the pc with a box of man size tissues ;D ;D
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So we know how old you were when you lost your virginity.
http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1263858207/all
Dare you admit to anyrhing else.
An Older Woman
Treesome
Sheep :-/
Public Place
A crowded place.
Mile High Club
The list could be very interesting.
Is that when you have wood :D
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I beginning to think Skruntie's a sex-addict. ;) :P
You can think all you want.
I dont deny liking to look at well blessed ladies, I hate the crude sort of pictures as I feel women are degrading them selves.
I have never made the 1st move on a girl and maybe this was why I was a late starter, Dont do one night stands, if I couldnt respect them after wards then I wouldnt do anything in the first place.
You may well have an impression of me, but I very much doubt it is the same as you would be expecting of me. As for sex addict, I can enjoy when I can but dont go looking for it though. :y
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Touched a nerve there. ;D
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Touched a nerve there. ;D
Not at all Steve, I was expecting it all to get totally ribbed. you must have had a nap.
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Touched a nerve there. ;D
Not at all Steve, I was expecting it all to get totally ribbed. you must have had a nap.
No mate. I actually have to go outdoors now and again. ;D
But I'm back now, so watch it. ::)
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wonder if any of the female members will be contributing to these 2 threads. i do hope so :)
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Touched a nerve there. ;D
Not at all Steve, I was expecting it all to get totally ribbed. you must have had a nap.
No mate. I actually have to go outdoors now and again. ;D
But I'm back now, so watch it. ::)
Still using the outside lav there STOM ;D
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I beginning to think Skruntie's a sex-addict. ;) :P
You can think all you want.
I dont deny liking to look at well blessed ladies, I hate the crude sort of pictures as I feel women are degrading them selves.
I have never made the 1st move on a girl and maybe this was why I was a late starter, Dont do one night stands, if I couldnt respect them after wards then I wouldnt do anything in the first place.
You may well have an impression of me, but I very much doubt it is the same as you would be expecting of me. As for sex addict, I can enjoy when I can but dont go looking for it though. :y
I was just teasing..... :-[ ;)
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Touched a nerve there. ;D
Not at all Steve, I was expecting it all to get totally ribbed. you must have had a nap.
No mate. I actually have to go outdoors now and again. ;D
But I'm back now, so watch it. ::)
Still using the outside lav there STOM ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D Like it. Silly old Skruntie. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I beginning to think Skruntie's a sex-addict. ;) :P
You can think all you want.
I dont deny liking to look at well blessed ladies, I hate the crude sort of pictures as I feel women are degrading them selves.
I have never made the 1st move on a girl and maybe this was why I was a late starter, Dont do one night stands, if I couldnt respect them after wards then I wouldnt do anything in the first place.
You may well have an impression of me, but I very much doubt it is the same as you would be expecting of me. As for sex addict, I can enjoy when I can but dont go looking for it though. :y
......highly commendable Skruntie.....you are a man of high moral fibre........won't help you get laid though... ::) ::) ;)
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Dont need help matey.
Got a Girlfriend of 18 years or more causing me aggro locally, an ex who found out I was in hospital and is wanting a catch up, Another ex (my 1st) emailing me daily wanting to catch up.
Then there is a lady in St Neots that has been saving up favours for me for helping with various things over the years, she is wanting to meet up and pay me in kind (What ever that means)
Plus I have a sexy blond single (Woman) neighber that has taken it upon herself to visit me most days of the week.
One or a few options in that list optimal
Plus just remembered, I found a phone number I had lost for amarried......... wont bother explaining that one. ::)
The question is, was I daft never to have got married... ::) :P
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Dont need help matey.
Got a Girlfriend of 18 years or more causing me aggro locally, an ex who found out I was in hospital and is wanting a catch up, Another ex (my 1st) emailing me daily wanting to catch up.
Then there is a lady in St Neots that has been saving up favours for me for helping with various things over the years, she is wanting to meet up and pay me in kind (What ever that means)
Plus I have a sexy blond single (Woman) neighber that has taken it upon herself to visit me most days of the week.
One or a few options in that list optimal
Plus just remembered, I found a phone number I had lost for amarried......... wont bother explaining that one. ::)
The question is, was I daft never to have got married... ::) :P
Definitely not. You spared some poor woman a life of drudgery. ;D
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Sure Did. ;D ;D
Looks like the 1st ex has had a bit of practice since, been married twice and divorced twice. So I have to consider this, Did I get a way lightly, or is it just a case of they didnt match up to me which is why she is seeking me out.
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Sure Did. ;D ;D
Looks like the 1st ex has had a bit of practice since, been married twice and divorced twice. So I have to consider this, Did I get a way lightly, or is it just a case of they didnt match up to me which is why she is seeking me out.
You owe her money.
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Sure Did. ;D ;D
Looks like the 1st ex has had a bit of practice since, been married twice and divorced twice. So I have to consider this, Did I get a way lightly, or is it just a case of they didnt match up to me which is why she is seeking me out.
You owe her money.
I might take a leaf out of your book, it sounds like she earns a fortune, so maybe I might help her spend it. ::)
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I beginning to think Skruntie's a sex-addict. ;) :P
You can think all you want.
I dont deny liking to look at well blessed ladies, I hate the crude sort of pictures as I feel women are degrading them selves.
I have never made the 1st move on a girl and maybe this was why I was a late starter, Dont do one night stands, if I couldnt respect them after wards then I wouldnt do anything in the first place.
You may well have an impression of me, but I very much doubt it is the same as you would be expecting of me. As for sex addict, I can enjoy when I can but dont go looking for it though. :y
I think that was very well said Mr S 8-) 8-) :y
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Sure Did. ;D ;D
Looks like the 1st ex has had a bit of practice since, been married twice and divorced twice. So I have to consider this, Did I get a way lightly, or is it just a case of they didnt match up to me which is why she is seeking me out.
You owe her money.
I might take a leaf out of your book, it sounds like she earns a fortune, so maybe I might help her spend it. ::)
Things are seldom that simple. Be careful.
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Well, there was this lift at university....
Figured out a way to temporarily suspend normal operation of the control system, which came in handy. :-X
Kevin
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Middle of a field at night in the Sunbeam.
My parents bed while they were away for a few days.
GFs bed while her parents popped out to see neighbours at XMAS.
I had a rubbish bedsit at the time so that was main location.
I hope she doesn't read this :-[ :-[
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Just before my 16th at a party @ my then g/f's house. Drunk too much & failed miserably...fell asleep. Next morning her elder sister hopped on top & broke me in...did'nt take long but i strutted up the road thinking "i've done it all now" despite knowing i was gonna get a clout from the old man as i should've been in by 11pm the night before.
Seemed impossible then as she was 2 years older than me. No one ever found out & it was never mentioned or spoken of again but she was 2 years above me @ school.
There must be worse ways to be woken up!!!! :-*
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Just before my 16th at a party @ my then g/f's house. Drunk too much & failed miserably...fell asleep. Next morning her elder sister hopped on top & broke me in...did'nt take long but i strutted up the road thinking "i've done it all now" despite knowing i was gonna get a clout from the old man as i should've been in by 11pm the night before.
Seemed impossible then as she was 2 years older than me. No one ever found out & it was never mentioned or spoken of again but she was 2 years above me @ school.
There must be worse ways to be woken up!!!! :-*
Beaten over the head with a lemonade bottle by a child shouting "Your not my Daddy!" wasn't a great way to be woken :-[ ;D
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Just before my 16th at a party @ my then g/f's house. Drunk too much & failed miserably...fell asleep. Next morning her elder sister hopped on top & broke me in...did'nt take long but i strutted up the road thinking "i've done it all now" despite knowing i was gonna get a clout from the old man as i should've been in by 11pm the night before.
Seemed impossible then as she was 2 years older than me. No one ever found out & it was never mentioned or spoken of again but she was 2 years above me @ school.
There must be worse ways to be woken up!!!! :-*
Beaten over the head with a lemonade bottle by a child shouting "Your not my Daddy!" wasn't a great way to be woken :-[ ;D
Did you keep the bottle to get your money back?.... Corona!!! :y
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Just before my 16th at a party @ my then g/f's house. Drunk too much & failed miserably...fell asleep. Next morning her elder sister hopped on top & broke me in...did'nt take long but i strutted up the road thinking "i've done it all now" despite knowing i was gonna get a clout from the old man as i should've been in by 11pm the night before.
Seemed impossible then as she was 2 years older than me. No one ever found out & it was never mentioned or spoken of again but she was 2 years above me @ school.
There must be worse ways to be woken up!!!! :-*
Beaten over the head with a lemonade bottle by a child shouting "Your not my Daddy!" wasn't a great way to be woken :-[ ;D
Did you keep the bottle to get your money back?.... Corona!!! :y
Luckily it was a plastic one but full with pop..... so no didn't cash the bottle in ;D