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Title: How to call the police when you're old
Post by: dbug on 20 January 2010, 16:50:12

Phillip Hewitson, an elderly man, from Norwich, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me."

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."

George said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30.

Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.

Within five minutes, Six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Hewitson`s' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to Phillip, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

Phillip said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"  ;)


 

Title: Re: How to call the police when you're old
Post by: PhilRich on 20 January 2010, 17:40:43

Thats a good 'un ;D But who was George, & what was he doing in Phills house? The plot thickens! :D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Title: Re: How to call the police when you're old
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 20 January 2010, 17:50:33

 ;D ;D ;D outstanding ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: How to call the police when you're old
Post by: davethediver on 20 January 2010, 17:53:11

Very good and maybe a bit to true  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: How to call the police when you're old
Post by: sexydaz on 20 January 2010, 18:00:18

i once rang the police over my neighbour and his music as id been round too many times and everytime i was getting angrier their reply were too busy to come out over minor disputes so i said right what happens if i go round there and kick his stereo in she said then we will be straight out to arrest you :-?

Title: Re: How to call the police when you're old
Post by: dbug on 20 January 2010, 18:31:48

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Thats a good 'un ;D But who was George, & what was he doing in Phills house? The plot thickens! :D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Well spotted mate - George was the lodger  :-/ ;)

Title: Re: How to call the police when you're old
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 20 January 2010, 18:46:10

Brilliant  :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: How to call the police when you're old
Post by: KillerWatt on 20 January 2010, 20:41:24

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i once rang the police over my neighbour and his music as id been round too many times and everytime i was getting angrier their reply were too busy to come out over minor disputes so i said right what happens if i go round there and kick his stereo in she said then we will be straight out to arrest you :-?

Are you really surprised to hear that you would be arrested for committing a criminal act if you actually carried out the threat?