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Title: Sick Joke
Post by: alunonhisown on 29 January 2010, 21:07:06

I did say SICK, read at your peril

I see that a Haitian girl has been pulled out of a building having survived for 15 days.

That's nothing. Austrian authorities rescued a girl who was trapped underground for nearly 25 years


An Englishman, a Frenchman, an American and a Paki were sitting on the top floor balcony on a block of flats.
The American throws some money over the edge and says 'It's okay, I can afford to do this because I have more than enough money'.
The Frenchman pours some wine over the edge and says 'It's okay, I can afford to do this because I have more than enough wine.'
The Paki turns to the Englishman and says 'Don't you dare.'


Made me laugh,  but then I ran a few pubs for 20 years.. and my sense of humour makes me laugh.

Title: Re: Sick Joke
Post by: Welung666 on 29 January 2010, 22:03:53

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I did say SICK, read at your peril

I see that a Haitian girl has been pulled out of a building having survived for 15 days.

That's nothing. Austrian authorities rescued a girl who was trapped underground for nearly 25 years


An Englishman, a Frenchman, an American and a Paki were sitting on the top floor balcony on a block of flats.
The American throws some money over the edge and says 'It's okay, I can afford to do this because I have more than enough money'.
The Frenchman pours some wine over the edge and says 'It's okay, I can afford to do this because I have more than enough wine.'
The Paki turns to the Englishman and says 'Don't you dare.'


Made me laugh,  but then I ran a few pubs for 20 years.. and my sense of humour makes me laugh.

Not keen on the first one but the highlighted one had me chuckling ;D

Title: Re: Sick Joke
Post by: sexydaz on 29 January 2010, 22:08:57

Quote

Quote

I did say SICK, read at your peril

I see that a Haitian girl has been pulled out of a building having survived for 15 days.

That's nothing. Austrian authorities rescued a girl who was trapped underground for nearly 25 years


An Englishman, a Frenchman, an American and a Paki were sitting on the top floor balcony on a block of flats.
The American throws some money over the edge and says 'It's okay, I can afford to do this because I have more than enough money'.
The Frenchman pours some wine over the edge and says 'It's okay, I can afford to do this because I have more than enough wine.'
The Paki turns to the Englishman and says 'Don't you dare.'


Made me laugh,  but then I ran a few pubs for 20 years.. and my sense of humour makes me laugh.

Not keen on the first one but the highlighted one had me chuckling ;D

;D

Title: Re: Sick Joke
Post by: Del Boy on 29 January 2010, 22:16:34

 ;D ;D ;D All good  :y

Title: Re: Sick Joke
Post by: Amigo on 29 January 2010, 22:18:49

Had a few on email & phone which are funny but i would'nt post here.
   Most of you will have seen them anyway. 8-)