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Title: I AM FED UP
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2010, 13:19:34
i AM REALLY FED UP CA SOMEONE PLEASE GIE ME SOME ADVICE PLEASE
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Nickbat on 30 January 2010, 13:21:57
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i AM REALLY FED UP CA SOMEONE PLEASE GIE ME SOME ADVICE PLEASE

Yes, don't eat for another six hours at least. ;)
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: stuthespread on 30 January 2010, 13:23:48
advise on what mate?
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Varche on 30 January 2010, 13:24:25
How about "Buy the best quality tools you can afford"

Or

If you need a specialist tool. Buy one don't hire"

Any good? :D :D
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: albitz on 30 January 2010, 13:24:47
What ya fed up about ? Tell your uncle Albs all about it. ::)
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: p j morgan on 30 January 2010, 13:27:40
not lost a croc have you daz?? :D :D
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Welung666 on 30 January 2010, 13:28:21
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i AM REALLY FED UP CA SOMEONE PLEASE GIE ME SOME ADVICE PLEASE

I'm down the phone if you need me Daz :y
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: R.C. ™ on 30 January 2010, 13:41:00
Even if you need to get downstairs quickly, don't jump out of a window -- use the stairs.
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: alunonhisown on 30 January 2010, 13:41:03
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i AM REALLY FED UP CA SOMEONE PLEASE GIE ME SOME ADVICE PLEASE

How can we give advice if there is no subject?
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Lazydocker on 30 January 2010, 13:55:39
Nice one RC :y :y

Whassup Daz :question
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: sexydaz on 30 January 2010, 14:02:35
go out and have a nice few beers and a bite to eat and when yer come back if yer still fed up lay yer head upon our shoulders and lets see if we can sort whatever it is out :-* :-* :y
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 30 January 2010, 14:24:19
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i AM REALLY FED UP CA SOMEONE PLEASE GIE ME SOME ADVICE PLEASE

Yes D, have a look at this :-* :-*



[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFSJh9sJilU&feature=related[/media]
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Lazydocker on 30 January 2010, 14:35:15
Why, oh why did you delete all those tips R.C? They were funny ;) ;)
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: R.C. ™ on 30 January 2010, 14:47:49
I thought there was to many .. if you want them back .. i post them again  :y
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Lazydocker on 30 January 2010, 15:10:02
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I thought there was to many .. if you want them back .. i post them again  :y

Yeah... Put them back! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: R.C. ™ on 30 January 2010, 15:26:18
 :y For some that missed out  :y

[ch9702]Don't eat rocks.

[ch9702]Don't take naps in the road.

[ch9702]Don't stoke fires with your fingers.

[ch9702]Don't throw a brick straight up.

[ch9702]Don't breathe car exhaust.

[ch9702]If you ever meet the President, don't offer him the surprise gift of a firearm by whipping it suddenly out of your coat pocket.

[ch9702]For all pertinent tasks, use a hammer, not your fist.

[ch9702]Walk around toxic waste dumps, not through them.

[ch9702]Don't stargaze with friends on a hilltop in a thunderstorm and use metal fishing rods as pointers.

[ch9702]The stuff on the bottom of your shoe is not for internal consumption.

[ch9702]If you need to get somewhere, and a freight train heading in the direction you're traveling just happens to be nearby, resist the urge to stand in front of it and grab hold as it passes.

[ch9702]If you want to pound on the radiator to tell the landlord to turn up the heat, don't do it with your head.

[ch9702]Don't flip off the Mafia.

[ch9702]If you're riding a bicycle down a hill, turn your head before you spit.

[ch9702]Wash behind your ears, not behind your eyes.

[ch9702]Light birthday cake candles from back to front.

[ch9702]Don't shave with a lawn mower.

[ch9702]Just because your body has orifices doesn't mean you should put things into them.

[ch9702]Don't stick screwdrivers into electrical outlets.

[ch9702]Although they are sold in grocery stores, batteries are not food. Do not break them open and drink what's inside.

[ch9702]The warning "Don't try this at home" really means "Don't try this at all."

[ch9702]Don't bathe in a tub full of snow.

[ch9702]Don't iron clothes while wearing them.

[ch9702]The expression "Life in the fast line" should not inspire you to live in the road.

[ch9702]Don't eat hot coals.

[ch9702]Don't escape in to jail.

[ch9702]Don't wash floors with cough syrup.

[ch9702]Don't kick porcupines with bare feet.

[ch9702]Don't sled down hills with interstates at the bottom.

[ch9702]Sell at most one of your kidneys.

[ch9702]Don't lie down in a cattle pen.

[ch9702]Forks need carry food no farther than your mouth.

[ch9702]Don't test the strength of your skull with a nail gun.

[ch9702]Only squeeze the handle end of a sword.

[ch9702]Don't snap towels at passing cops.

[ch9702]Don't throw an angry cat straight up.

[ch9702]Don't lick dry ice.

[ch9702]Before you leap upside down onto a trampoline, make sure it's right side up.

[ch9702]Don't pour salt in your eyes.

[ch9702]Your body has the correct number of holes in it. Don't make any more.

[ch9702]Don't microwave yourself.

[ch9702]Don't chase a bear into the woods to get a close-up photo.

[ch9702]Don't swallow toothpaste.

[ch9702]Don't chew Tylenol.

[ch9702]Don't bathe in gasoline.

[ch9702]Don't sneak up to a stallion and whack it on the rump.

[ch9702]Don't drink water that comes from swimming pools, puddles, bathtubs, dishpans, sewage pipes, radiators, oceans, acid rain, or toilet bowls.

[ch9702]Don't stick body parts into electrical outlets.

[ch9702]Don't listen to music from the Spice Girls.

[ch9702]Don't lick toads, bulls, or jellyfish.

[ch9702]Don't go swimming in a well.

[ch9702]Rake leaves, not people.

[ch9702]Shovels are for digging holes in the ground, not the floor of your house.

[ch9702]Contrary to popular opinion, you're not supposed to strip the protective rubber coating off electrical wires before plugging them in.

[ch9702]If you want to chew gum, buy some. Don't use the gum from underneath the seats at schools and movie theaters even though it's free.

[ch9702]Don't kick stone walls very hard without wearing thick-soled shoes or boots.

[ch9702]Even if you need to get downstairs quickly, don't jump out of a window -- use the stairs.

[ch9702]When using an acetylene torch, don't feel the flame to see if it's sufficiently hot.

[ch9702]Better yet, stay away from acetylene torches altogether.

[ch9702]Walking barefoot in the sand is good. Walking barefoot on a cactus is bad.

[ch9702]Elvis is dead. Get over it.

[ch9702]Wear clothes.

[ch9702]Use a pot holder when removing items from the oven.

[ch9702]If you're on a ball field and someone shouts "Heads up!" don't actually raise your head up. Cover it with your arms and duck.

[ch9702]Don't drink.

[ch9702]Don't tie yourself to an airplane propeller.

[ch9702]Don't brush your teeth with a wire-bristled sanding wheel.

[ch9702]When using a weed whacker, don't hold the end with the wire.

[ch9702]When using a blow gun -- something you should always have a very good reason for doing anyway -- draw your breath before placing your lips around the barrel.

[ch9702]No matter how tempting it is to be one with nature, stay on the outside of all fences at the zoo.

[ch9702]Give me all your money.

[ch9702]When sticking thumb tacks into bulletin boards, press on the flat end.

[ch9702]Toasters should be used to cook bread, not your hands.

[ch9702]Under no circumstances should you ever reproduce.
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Welung666 on 30 January 2010, 15:58:23
Excellent RC  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

I've got to the bottom of this little mystery anyway but I'll let Daz explain it later ;D ;D
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: jonnycool on 30 January 2010, 18:29:58
Some very random ones there RC but still excellent  ;D ;D ;D

PS bloody hell there's loads!
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2010, 18:59:43
Well tanks for all the responses so far, but since having posted the thread up I am now suicidal :o, And before anyone asks Its not Marks DTM's fault or anything to do with The Boy not allowing me to have 3 OOF calendars, and yet again refusing to let me be a moderator.................I need to go and see if I HAVE ANY ROPE NOW
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Richie London on 30 January 2010, 19:01:56
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Well tanks for all the responses so far, but since having posted the thread up I am now suicidal :o, And before anyone asks Its not Marks DTM's fault or anything to do with The Boy not allowing me to have 3 OOF calendars, and yet again refusing to let me be a moderator.................I need to go and see if I HAVE ANY ROPE NOW

self pity comes to mind  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: alunonhisown on 30 January 2010, 19:02:41
Now I am really worried. whatever can the matter be?
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Lazydocker on 30 January 2010, 19:03:39
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Well tanks for all the responses so far, but since having posted the thread up I am now suicidal :o, And before anyone asks Its not Marks DTM's fault or anything to do with The Boy not allowing me to have 3 OOF calendars, and yet again refusing to let me be a moderator.................I need to go and see if I HAVE ANY ROPE NOW

If you're going to hang yourself... Make sure you tie a proper noose... Anything else will be a waste of time ::) ::) ::)

Seriously though Daz... I hope it's nothing too serious :y :y
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: MikeDundee on 30 January 2010, 19:06:53
Well that explains why he could'nt help me out today, as I broke down on the M6, and had to get AA relay back to London, The AA man said it was something to do with the headgaskets and that they had gone :-X >:(
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2010, 19:13:37
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Well that explains why he could'nt help me out today, as I broke down on the M6, and had to get AA relay back to London, The AA man said it was something to do with the headgaskets and that they had gone :-X >:(


I am glad you have not arrived here after all the trouble you have caused me >:(
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: sexydaz on 30 January 2010, 19:13:44
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Well that explains why he could'nt help me out today, as I broke down on the M6, and had to get AA relay back to London, The AA man said it was something to do with the headgaskets and that they had gone :-X >:(
sounds like his head gaskets gonna go
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: MikeDundee on 30 January 2010, 19:17:37
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Well that explains why he could'nt help me out today, as I broke down on the M6, and had to get AA relay back to London, The AA man said it was something to do with the headgaskets and that they had gone :-X >:(


I am glad you have not arrived here after all the trouble you have caused me >:(


Well to be fair Daz, I never wanted to come anyway, and never asked you to go to all that expense, so you only have yourself to blame, and to ad to that I know have an expensive repair bill on the car potentially :P
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2010, 19:26:38
As I explained on the phone you could have had the car relayed to my place and probably could have fixed it with Sammy Sledgehammer ;D, 
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: TheBoy on 30 January 2010, 20:01:38
methings Pink and Countess are pulling our plonkers, and are actually sat next to each other as we speak ;)
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Lazydocker on 30 January 2010, 20:05:42
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methings Pink and Countess are pulling their each others plonkers, and are actually sat next to in bed with each other as we speak ;)

Me too ::) ::) ;D ;D
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: tunnie on 30 January 2010, 20:08:41
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methings Pink and Countess are pulling their each others plonkers, and are actually sat next to in bed with each other as we speak ;)

Me too ::) ::) ;D ;D

Someone has checked the IP's they are posting from i think  ::)
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: albitz on 30 January 2010, 20:14:41
Sussed that a while ago. When one of them is logged in and posting on the thread the other one isnt.  ;) ::)
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 30 January 2010, 20:19:44
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methings Pink and Countess are pulling their each others plonkers, and are actually sat next to in bed with each other as we speak ;)

Me too ::) ::) ;D ;D

Someone has checked the IP's they are posting from i think  ::)

 ;D
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Lazydocker on 30 January 2010, 20:25:05
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Sussed that a while ago. When one of them is logged in and posting on the thread the other one isnt.  ;) ::)

That's because the other one is busy ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: albitz on 30 January 2010, 20:29:46
Do you mind I,ve just eaten a sausage sandwich. :o :o :D ;D
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: TheBoy on 30 January 2010, 20:30:45
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methings Pink and Countess are pulling their each others plonkers, and are actually sat next to in bed with each other as we speak ;)

Me too ::) ::) ;D ;D

Someone has checked the IP's they are posting from i think  ::)
Didn't need to - the original post was obviously the Countess ;)
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: MikeDundee on 30 January 2010, 20:43:44
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methings Pink and Countess are pulling their each others plonkers, and are actually sat next to in bed with each other as we speak ;)

Me too ::) ::) ;D ;D

Someone has checked the IP's they are posting from i think  ::)
Didn't need to - the original post was obviously the Countess ;)

How can my IP address be the same as that DLK doo daa from that wee country further north, my BT connectio keeps knocking me out, which is really pissing me off, maybe that's what's happening to DLK and that's why he's fed up ::)
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Entwood on 30 January 2010, 20:45:34
Pinocchio ......  :)
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: albitz on 30 January 2010, 20:46:59
more lies than a cheap watch. ::)
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2010, 20:46:59
This maybe the first time that I actually believe what The Countess has to say...
I have been running around today for him like a headless chicken to try and help as best as I possibly can.. there is just no pleasing some folk I'm afraid :-[
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: MikeDundee on 30 January 2010, 20:47:49
You running round like a headless chicken my poo, you tell moe lies than a pink proky pie :P
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: albitz on 30 January 2010, 20:48:33
yet more lies than a cheap watch. ::) :P
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Lazydocker on 30 January 2010, 20:49:45
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Do you mind I,ve just eaten a sausage sandwich. :o :o :D ;D

So have they :-X :-X ::) ::) ;D ;D
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: MikeDundee on 30 January 2010, 20:51:07
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Do you mind I,ve just eaten a sausage sandwich. :o :o :D ;D

So have they :-X :-X ::) ::) ;D ;D

Your worse than DLK now your tellin more lies worse than a cheap watch ;D
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: MikeDundee on 30 January 2010, 20:51:51
Daz does'nt like me but I know he's not serious cos he tell's mre lies than a cheap watch :P
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2010, 20:52:28
On a serious note I really do not like that Countess at all.... I used too but certainly not anymore...
Just ripped his Deposit up for the Lakes Meet so there >:(
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Lazydocker on 30 January 2010, 20:54:00
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Daz does'nt like me but I know he's not serious cos he just gave me a kiss and cuddle :P

 :-X :-X ::) ::)
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: MikeDundee on 30 January 2010, 20:54:42
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On a serious note I really do not like that Countess at all.... I used too but certainly not anymore...
Just ripped his Deposit up for the Lakes Meet so there >:(


That's fine I've just reported a plasma TV as being stolen and given your reg plate number to the police, as it was seen in the area :P   
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: tunnie on 30 January 2010, 20:56:23
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On a serious note I really do not like that Countess at all.... I used too but certainly not anymore...
Just ripped his Deposit up for the Lakes Meet so there >:(


That's fine I've just reported a plasma TV as being stolen and given your reg plate number to the police, as it was seen in the area :P   

This is the model that was stolen:

(http://www.tvsnob.com/pictures/CLAiR_Pink_Ribbon.jpg)
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2010, 20:57:16
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On a serious note I really do not like that Countess at all.... I used too but certainly not anymore...
Just ripped his Deposit up for the Lakes Meet so there >:(


That's fine I've just reported a phantom TV as being stolen and given your reg plate number to the police, as it was seen in the area :P   


Wasting Police time eh ::)
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: MikeDundee on 30 January 2010, 20:59:45
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On a serious note I really do not like that Countess at all.... I used too but certainly not anymore...
Just ripped his Deposit up for the Lakes Meet so there >:(


That's fine I've just reported a phantom TV as being stolen and given your reg plate number to the police, as it was seen in the area :P   


I am wasting Police time eh ::)

Yeah at least your honest for once, you'll probably go to jail now ;D
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2010, 21:01:18
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On a serious note I really do not like that Countess at all.... I used too but certainly not anymore...
Just ripped his Deposit up for the Lakes Meet so there >:(


That's fine I've just reported a phantom TV as being stolen and given your reg plate number to the police, as it was seen in the area :P   


I am wasting Police time eh ::)

Yeah at least your honest for once, you'll probably go to jail now ;D

Well when your in with Big Winston I might pay you a visit just so I can laugh at ya... so there with brass knobs on it :P
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: MikeDundee on 30 January 2010, 21:09:02
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On a serious note I really do not like that Countess at all.... I used too but certainly not anymore...
Just ripped his Deposit up for the Lakes Meet so there >:(


That's fine I've just reported a phantom TV as being stolen and given your reg plate number to the police, as it was seen in the area :P   


I am wasting Police time eh ::)

Yeah at least your honest for once, you'll probably go to jail now ;D

Well when your in with Big Winston I might pay you a visit just so I can laugh at ya... so there with brass knobs on it :P

Yeah well hopefully I'll have the car fixed by then, and I won't be in :P
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2010, 21:10:44
I am getting really fed up with you Countess, so much so that I could drive a tank through your house the next time I am down your way, so don't push it >:( :P
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Vamps on 30 January 2010, 21:13:34
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methings Pink and Countess are pulling our plonkers, and are actually sat next to each other as we speak ;)

Is that appropriate behaviour from such highly posted members................. :D :D :D
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: CaptainZok on 30 January 2010, 21:19:51
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methings Pink and Countess are pulling our plonkers, and are actually sat next to each other as we speak ;)

Is that appropriate behaviour from such highly posted members................. :D :D :D

/me Hands Vamps a big spoon.
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: MikeDundee on 30 January 2010, 21:21:52
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methings Pink and Countess are pulling our plonkers, and are actually sat next to each other as we speak ;)

Is that appropriate behaviour from such highly posted members................. :D :D :D

TheBoy is obviously caught the same disease as DLK, porky pies and worse than a cheap watch, and in anycase innocent until proven guilty ::)
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2010, 21:23:40
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methings Pink and Countess are pulling our plonkers, and are actually sat next to each other as we speak ;)

Is that appropriate behaviour from such highly posted members................. :D :D :D


Wondered how long it would be before you got your teeth into an innocent party :( :P
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Lazydocker on 30 January 2010, 21:25:18
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methings Pink and Countess are pulling our plonkers, and are actually sat next to each other as we speak ;)

Is that appropriate behaviour from such highly posted members................. :D :D :D


Wondered how long it would be before you got your teeth into our slumber party :( :P

I'm sure he's not there too ::) ::) :-X :-X
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Vamps on 30 January 2010, 21:26:16
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methings Pink and Countess are pulling our plonkers, and are actually sat next to each other as we speak ;)

Is that appropriate behaviour from such highly posted members................. :D :D :D


Wondered how long it would be before you got your teeth into an innocent party :( :P

ROTFL .......... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Vamps on 30 January 2010, 21:27:33
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methings Pink and Countess are pulling our plonkers, and are actually sat next to each other as we speak ;)

Is that appropriate behaviour from such highly posted members................. :D :D :D

/me Hands Vamps a big spoon.

Thanks, TB took mine.......... :D :D :D
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: MikeDundee on 30 January 2010, 21:28:12
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methings Pink and Countess are pulling our plonkers, and are actually sat next to each other as we speak ;)

Is that appropriate behaviour from such highly posted members................. :D :D :D

/me Hands Vamps a big spoon.

Yeah go on and give a helping hand Zok, I am trying to sort the situation out and hae PM'd DLK, but appears he's ignoring me, hence why I am mentioning it on this thread, so you all now know :y
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: MikeDundee on 30 January 2010, 21:32:44
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methings Pink and Countess are pulling our plonkers, and are actually sat next to each other as we speak ;)

Is that appropriate behaviour from such highly posted members................. :D :D :D

/me Hands Vamps a big spoon.

Thanks, TB took mine.......... :D :D :D


Oh why was that then, you were'nt sitting next to him at the time were you ;D ;D
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Vamps on 30 January 2010, 21:36:02
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methings Pink and Countess are pulling our plonkers, and are actually sat next to each other as we speak ;)

Is that appropriate behaviour from such highly posted members................. :D :D :D

/me Hands Vamps a big spoon.

Thanks, TB took mine.......... :D :D :D


Oh why was that then, you were'nt sitting next to him at the time were you ;D ;D

That would be the time, and I was not even looking either..... :D :D :D
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2010, 21:37:16
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methings Pink and Countess are pulling our plonkers, and are actually sat next to each other as we speak ;)

Is that appropriate behaviour from such highly posted members................. :D :D :D

/me Hands Vamps a big spoon.

Yeah go on and give a helping hand Zok, I am trying to sort the situation out and hae PM'd DLK, but appears he's ignoring me, hence why I am mentioning it on this thread, so you all now know :y

Just for the record....
I have not had any PM's from you...... lies possibly ??
I can't wait until you become friends with Big Winston....
Hope you spent several hours in traffic on the M6 with the AA man.....

Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Entwood on 30 January 2010, 21:38:42
Lets try and do some smart analysis of this thread then ......

13:19 DLK announces he's fed up.
18.59 DLK announces he's STILL fed up
19:06 MD states he's had to be AA relayed home with a suspect HG .. that has not been mentioned since .... methinks if it was true the poo would be hiting the fan, a VERY unhappy MD

19:06 to 19:26 they alternate until TB hints that an IP check might give an answer

goes quiet until

20:43 when they re-start the banter but much quicker ... someone fetched a laptop in ???

Banter still going on, including other threads that would not normally be touched unless "permission" given ....

My analysis :

MD went to DLK but got badly delayed for some reason - probably NOT a HG .. but got there too late for any meaningful work to be done ..

Certain bottles of inebriating fluids have been consumed .. and they are .. as TB suggested ... working together ...   :)

The prosecution rests M'Lud ...  :)
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Lazydocker on 30 January 2010, 21:41:34
Sounds pretty conclusive to me Nigel :y :y :y
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Vamps on 30 January 2010, 21:42:28
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Sounds pretty conclusive to me Nigel :y :y :y

I would have to agree...... :y
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: MikeDundee on 30 January 2010, 21:44:07
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Lets try and do some smart analysis of this thread then ......

13:19 DLK announces he's fed up.
18.59 DLK announces he's STILL fed up
19:06 MD states he's had to be AA relayed home with a suspect HG .. that has not been mentioned since .... methinks if it was true the poo would be hiting the fan, a VERY unhappy MD

19:06 to 19:26 they alternate until TB hints that an IP check might give an answer

goes quiet until

20:43 when they re-start the banter but much quicker ... someone fetched a laptop in ???

Banter still going on, including other threads that would not normally be touched unless "permission" given ....

My analysis :

MD went to DLK but got badly delayed for some reason - probably NOT a HG .. but got there too late for any meaningful work to be done ..

Certain bottles of inebriating fluids have been consumed .. and they are .. as TB suggested ... working together ...   :)

The prosecution rests M'Lud ...  :)

No wonder you sat in planes, you certainly would not have made a copper :P
As for DLK man, I would not piss on him if he was on fire. That is him and me done, end of.
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Lazydocker on 30 January 2010, 21:46:19
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No wonder you sat in planes, you certainly would not have made a copper :P
As for DLK man, I would not piss on him if he was on fire. That is him and me done, end of.

I've got a serious case of Deja Vu here ::) ::) ;D ;D
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Vamps on 30 January 2010, 21:46:31
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Lets try and do some smart analysis of this thread then ......

13:19 DLK announces he's fed up.
18.59 DLK announces he's STILL fed up
19:06 MD states he's had to be AA relayed home with a suspect HG .. that has not been mentioned since .... methinks if it was true the poo would be hiting the fan, a VERY unhappy MD

19:06 to 19:26 they alternate until TB hints that an IP check might give an answer

goes quiet until

20:43 when they re-start the banter but much quicker ... someone fetched a laptop in ???

Banter still going on, including other threads that would not normally be touched unless "permission" given ....

My analysis :

MD went to DLK but got badly delayed for some reason - probably NOT a HG .. but got there too late for any meaningful work to be done ..

Certain bottles of inebriating fluids have been consumed .. and they are .. as TB suggested ... working together ...   :)

The prosecution rests M'Lud ...  :)

No wonder you sat in planes, you certainly would not have made a copper :P
As for DLK man, I would not piss on him if he was on fire. That is him and me done, end of.

The Whisky must be out now then.......... :D :D
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2010, 21:48:36
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Lets try and do some smart analysis of this thread then ......

13:19 DLK announces he's fed up.
18.59 DLK announces he's STILL fed up
19:06 MD states he's had to be AA relayed home with a suspect HG .. that has not been mentioned since .... methinks if it was true the poo would be hiting the fan, a VERY unhappy MD

19:06 to 19:26 they alternate until TB hints that an IP check might give an answer

goes quiet until

20:43 when they re-start the banter but much quicker ... someone fetched a laptop in ???

Banter still going on, including other threads that would not normally be touched unless "permission" given ....

My analysis :

MD went to DLK but got badly delayed for some reason - probably NOT a HG .. but got there too late for any meaningful work to be done ..

Certain bottles of inebriating fluids have been consumed .. and they are .. as TB suggested ... working together ...   :)

The prosecution rests M'Lud ...  :)

No wonder you sat in planes, you certainly would not have made a copper :P
As for DLK man, I would not piss on him if he was on fire. That is him and me done, end of.

The Whisky must be out now then.......... :D :D

Could'nt be further from the truth, well over 200 miles apart to be almost exact. :y
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Lazydocker on 30 January 2010, 21:50:44
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Lets try and do some smart analysis of this thread then ......

13:19 DLK announces he's fed up.
18.59 DLK announces he's STILL fed up
19:06 MD states he's had to be AA relayed home with a suspect HG .. that has not been mentioned since .... methinks if it was true the poo would be hiting the fan, a VERY unhappy MD

19:06 to 19:26 they alternate until TB hints that an IP check might give an answer

goes quiet until

20:43 when they re-start the banter but much quicker ... someone fetched a laptop in ???

Banter still going on, including other threads that would not normally be touched unless "permission" given ....

My analysis :

MD went to DLK but got badly delayed for some reason - probably NOT a HG .. but got there too late for any meaningful work to be done ..

Certain bottles of inebriating fluids have been consumed .. and they are .. as TB suggested ... working together ...   :)

The prosecution rests M'Lud ...  :)

No wonder you sat in planes, you certainly would not have made a copper :P
As for DLK man, I would not piss on him if he was on fire. That is him and me done, end of.

The Whisky must be out now then.......... :D :D

Could'nt be further from the truth, well over 200 miles apart to be almost exact. :y

But with the lies you're telling, Pinoccio, you could snort it from that range anyway ::) ::) ;D ;D
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Vamps on 30 January 2010, 21:52:37
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Lets try and do some smart analysis of this thread then ......

13:19 DLK announces he's fed up.
18.59 DLK announces he's STILL fed up
19:06 MD states he's had to be AA relayed home with a suspect HG .. that has not been mentioned since .... methinks if it was true the poo would be hiting the fan, a VERY unhappy MD

19:06 to 19:26 they alternate until TB hints that an IP check might give an answer

goes quiet until

20:43 when they re-start the banter but much quicker ... someone fetched a laptop in ???

Banter still going on, including other threads that would not normally be touched unless "permission" given ....

My analysis :

MD went to DLK but got badly delayed for some reason - probably NOT a HG .. but got there too late for any meaningful work to be done ..

Certain bottles of inebriating fluids have been consumed .. and they are .. as TB suggested ... working together ...   :)

The prosecution rests M'Lud ...  :)

No wonder you sat in planes, you certainly would not have made a copper :P
As for DLK man, I would not piss on him if he was on fire. That is him and me done, end of.

The Whisky must be out now then.......... :D :D

Could'nt be further from the truth, well over 200 miles apart to be almost exact. :y

But with the lies you're telling, Pinoccio, you could snort it from that range anyway ::) ::) ;D ;D


 ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2010, 22:01:35
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Lets try and do some smart analysis of this thread then ......

13:19 DLK announces he's fed up.
18.59 DLK announces he's STILL fed up
19:06 MD states he's had to be AA relayed home with a suspect HG .. that has not been mentioned since .... methinks if it was true the poo would be hiting the fan, a VERY unhappy MD

19:06 to 19:26 they alternate until TB hints that an IP check might give an answer

goes quiet until

20:43 when they re-start the banter but much quicker ... someone fetched a laptop in ???

Banter still going on, including other threads that would not normally be touched unless "permission" given ....

My analysis :

MD went to DLK but got badly delayed for some reason - probably NOT a HG .. but got there too late for any meaningful work to be done ..

Certain bottles of inebriating fluids have been consumed .. and they are .. as TB suggested ... working together ...   :)

The prosecution rests M'Lud ...  :)

No wonder you sat in planes, you certainly would not have made a copper :P
As for DLK man, I would not piss on him if he was on fire. That is him and me done, end of.

The Whisky must be out now then.......... :D :D

Could'nt be further from the truth, well over 200 miles apart to be almost exact. :y

But with the lies you're telling, Pinoccio, you could snort it from that range anyway ::) ::) ;D ;D


 ;D ;D ;D :y


Snort Whisky is that what you do down there with it???
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: Lazydocker on 30 January 2010, 22:09:09
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Lets try and do some smart analysis of this thread then ......

13:19 DLK announces he's fed up.
18.59 DLK announces he's STILL fed up
19:06 MD states he's had to be AA relayed home with a suspect HG .. that has not been mentioned since .... methinks if it was true the poo would be hiting the fan, a VERY unhappy MD

19:06 to 19:26 they alternate until TB hints that an IP check might give an answer

goes quiet until

20:43 when they re-start the banter but much quicker ... someone fetched a laptop in ???

Banter still going on, including other threads that would not normally be touched unless "permission" given ....

My analysis :

MD went to DLK but got badly delayed for some reason - probably NOT a HG .. but got there too late for any meaningful work to be done ..

Certain bottles of inebriating fluids have been consumed .. and they are .. as TB suggested ... working together ...   :)

The prosecution rests M'Lud ...  :)

No wonder you sat in planes, you certainly would not have made a copper :P
As for DLK man, I would not piss on him if he was on fire. That is him and me done, end of.

The Whisky must be out now then.......... :D :D

Could'nt be further from the truth, well over 200 miles apart to be almost exact. :y

But with the lies you're telling, Pinoccio, you could snort it from that range anyway ::) ::) ;D ;D


 ;D ;D ;D :y


Snort Whisky is that what you do down there with it???

Nope... I tend to drink it but you Stokies are a bit strange :-X ::) ;D
Title: Re: I AM FED UP
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 30 January 2010, 22:13:22
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Lets try and do some smart analysis of this thread then ......

13:19 DLK announces he's fed up.
18.59 DLK announces he's STILL fed up
19:06 MD states he's had to be AA relayed home with a suspect HG .. that has not been mentioned since .... methinks if it was true the poo would be hiting the fan, a VERY unhappy MD

19:06 to 19:26 they alternate until TB hints that an IP check might give an answer

goes quiet until

20:43 when they re-start the banter but much quicker ... someone fetched a laptop in ???

Banter still going on, including other threads that would not normally be touched unless "permission" given ....

My analysis :

MD went to DLK but got badly delayed for some reason - probably NOT a HG .. but got there too late for any meaningful work to be done ..

Certain bottles of inebriating fluids have been consumed .. and they are .. as TB suggested ... working together ...   :)

The prosecution rests M'Lud ...  :)

 :y