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Title: joke
Post by: Richie London on 03 February 2010, 20:42:01

Four Jamaicans were sitting around a campfire. They were all philosophising on what the fastest thing in the world was. Seymour said, "I tink dat de fasses ting is a tought becuss before you can tink it, it already tought." Winston said, "Nah man, de fassess ting is a blink cos before you tink to blink, you dun blink already." Delroy said, "Naa man - da fassess ting is helectricity bcos when u turn on de light, it travel fass and de lite come on." Leroy say, "Nah man de fassess ting is definitlee diarrhoea." "Diarrhoea?" they all say. "Yeah man, cos lass nite, before I cud tink, blink OR switch de lite on, me shit meself."

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: maria on 03 February 2010, 21:10:37

Now that made me bloody laugh any more ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: waspy on 03 February 2010, 21:12:08

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Boxvictor on 03 February 2010, 21:16:00

 :y

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Post by: jonnycool on 03 February 2010, 22:49:21

Excellent  ;D ;D

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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 03 February 2010, 22:51:27

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: Edd on 03 February 2010, 22:53:39

nice one  :y