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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Mr Skrunts on 02 February 2010, 12:39:44
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Painters once pianted the back of the work boots of some joiners working on scaffolding. They said nothing when they realised, then about a month later the painters went on a pee break when they runturned thier paint brushes had been nailed down and thiet paint pots had been superglued in place.
If ever you pissed the pipefitters off, they welded your padlocks on your tool box or locker.
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during a refurb i put an angle grinder across 5 copper pipes in a basement after the plumber told me they were dead. the panic that went through me when the siezed stopcock snapped when i tried to turn it off. took nearly 2 days to drain the place of water. ;D ;D ;D
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We had 2 lots of contract plumbers, the best one did a job to get corgi registered, but the 2nd plumbers (Fater and Son) took the credit and got thier Corgi Registration.
Whilst at the pub, the land lord asked them to put a new sink in. The hot tap had cold water coning out, the cold tap had Stone's best Bitter coming out of it. ::)
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Pissed of by an electrician when i was an appentice i emptied his toolbox on the friday and filled it with concrete. Made me feel better on monday morning
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Been partly responsible for someone ending up in the looney bin (he deserved it), but other humorous pranks have included livening up a toilet (with a megger) and giving labourers a lesson in how FP acts as a capacitor when charged with 1KV ;D
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i remember on a job there was a bloke who, was the image of freddy mercury. i couldnt stop singing queen songs no matter how much i tried. unfortunatly for me when i went to move my spirit level the following day it had been welded to the sprinkler pipe. :( ;D ;D
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A few years back while working on an RB44 one of the craftsmen would never use the tools in his box,so they were always nice and clean and never missing yet ours were diffy a few every now and then so one day we 'borrowed' his toolbox and welded it to the workbench,drilled a small hole on the back of the box and attached a grease nipple(you can already see where this is going) we connected up the powered grease dispenser and left it connected for about 15 seconds.After we had finished filling the box with grease we superglued his padlock.Oh how we howled with laughter whew he nearly dislocated his shoulder trying to remove his toolbox at the end of the day,nevermind the padlock and contents drama that followed.It was well worth a week of 'extras' for me and my mates as none of us would own up to it ! :y
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Been partly responsible for someone ending up in the looney bin (he deserved it), but other humorous pranks have included livening up a toilet (with a megger) and giving labourers a lesson in how FP acts as a capacitor when charged with 1KV ;D
that brings back a sad memory, i asked a very old labourer to help me carry a very large 4x4 metal box jig across the factory when i did sheetmetalwork. i laughed as he struggled to carry it all the way across the building. felt sick the next day when i found out he died of heart attack the same night he helped me. :( :(
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I am a industrial cladder and years ago when i first started a few of the lads screwed one of their apprentices to a gable end and left him stuck twenty odd foot up for an hour, he smelt a bit funny when they brought him down :)
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I remember this girl at work a few years ago was always skivving off to the toilet, so I nastily s t r e t c h e d cling film across the pan, she went genuinely to the toilet for a number 2 the look on her face when she had to leave to get showered. OMG, My bad.
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I remember this girl at work a few years ago was always skivving off to the toilet, so I nastily s t r e t c h e d cling film across the pan, she went genuinely to the toilet for a number 2 the look on her face when she had to leave to get showered. OMG, My bad.
Reminds me of when at school instead of cling film under the seat we put folded tomato ketchup sachets under the seat lugs that was fun when someone sat down. ;D
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i used to get the fire hose and run it down to the outside toilet window, then full speed ahead. ;D ;D
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It was fine a while back. The H+S executive would now execute you.
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Been partly responsible for someone ending up in the looney bin (he deserved it), but other humorous pranks have included livening up a toilet (with a megger) and giving labourers a lesson in how FP acts as a capacitor when charged with 1KV ;D
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Been partly responsible for someone ending up in the looney bin (he deserved it), but other humorous pranks have included livening up a toilet (with a megger) and giving labourers a lesson in how FP acts as a capacitor when charged with 1KV ;D
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Fireproof cable.
The proper term is Mineral Insulated Copper Clad (MICC). It is also referred to as "Pyro" (after the manufacturer Pyrotenax) as well as MI (abbreviation of Mineral Insulated).
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Killerwatt's signature..... PMSL Excellent!
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Killerwatt's signature..... PMSL Excellent!
Little outdated though, they are all going for LED's around the headlights like current Audis. ;D
Don't see how someone can drive along with 2 feking blue lights on your bonnet :-/
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Killerwatt's signature..... PMSL Excellent!
Amusing, but inappropriate. Its outside the forum guidelines... PM sent..
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Killerwatt's signature..... PMSL Excellent!
Had to pull it, apparently the word "self-abuser" offended 2 people ::) ::)
Oh well, guess it's just as well I didn't put >THIS< (http://i680.photobucket.com/albums/vv166/KillerWatt_1K/2.gif) in....they'd have probably gone apopleptic ;D ;D
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Killerwatt's signature..... PMSL Excellent!
Had to pull it, apparently the word "self-abuser" offended 2 people ::) ::)
Oh well, guess it's just as well I didn't put >THIS< (http://i680.photobucket.com/albums/vv166/KillerWatt_1K/2.gif) in....they'd have probably gone apopleptic ;D ;D
Thanks :y
As said in PM, no great probs with the word in the text of a post, but glowing neon and larger than life in a sig is not exactly subtle... ;D
Like the graphic as well.... ;)
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Killerwatt's signature..... PMSL Excellent!
Had to pull it, apparently the word "self-abuser" offended 2 people ::) ::)
Oh well, guess it's just as well I didn't put >THIS< (http://i680.photobucket.com/albums/vv166/KillerWatt_1K/2.gif) in....they'd have probably gone apopleptic ;D ;D
That is saved and WILL be used ;D ;D
Probably in a Skruntie thread I think ;D
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Various tool boxes - inc tools ::) ::) - have been filled with boiling 'candy' when I made cough sweets. ;D
It can take a looooong time removing pounds & pounds of dry beanz from your tool locker, they get everywhere! ;) ;)
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Killerwatt's signature..... PMSL Excellent!
Had to pull it, apparently the word "self-abuser" offended 2 people ::) ::)
Oh well, guess it's just as well I didn't put >THIS< (http://i680.photobucket.com/albums/vv166/KillerWatt_1K/2.gif) in....they'd have probably gone apopleptic ;D ;D
That is saved and WILL be used ;D ;D
Careful Steve, we don't want to be upsetting the PC brigade now do we? ;D
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Engineers blue creme on a black toilet seat.
Takes weeks for that blue ring of no confidence to scrub out with soap and water.... ;D
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Engineers blue creme on a black toilet seat.
Takes weeks for that blue ring of no confidence to scrub out with soap and water.... ;D
Who's gonna see it? :-?
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Engineers blue creme on .....
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That used to be a favourite on the phone's ear piece or microphone of the engine room & boiler room in the Mob ::) ::)
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Old type of foam fire extinguisher - the cream coloured ones with the lift and turn handle then turn upside down to use...
Two different liquid solutions inside. Block a toilet and place one liquid in the pan and the other in the systern.
When flushed, A and B compounds mix and create oodles and oodles of foam that floods out under the door......
apparently.... :-X
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Old type of foam fire extinguisher - the cream coloured ones with the lift and turn handle then turn upside down to use...
Two different liquid solutions inside. Block a toilet and place one liquid in the pan and the other in the systern.
When flushed, A and B compounds mix and create oodles and oodles of foam that floods out under the door......
apparently.... :-X
Shouldn't you have been harassing innocent motorists instead of mucking about in the toilets?
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Old type of foam fire extinguisher - the cream coloured ones with the lift and turn handle then turn upside down to use...
Two different liquid solutions inside. Block a toilet and place one liquid in the pan and the other in the systern.
When flushed, A and B compounds mix and create oodles and oodles of foam that floods out under the door......
apparently.... :-X
Shouldn't you have been harassing innocent motorists instead of mucking about in the toilets?
This was in a previous lifetime as a Merchant Navy Engineer, prior to harrassing the great unwashed... ;D
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Old type of foam fire extinguisher - the cream coloured ones with the lift and turn handle then turn upside down to use...
Two different liquid solutions inside. Block a toilet and place one liquid in the pan and the other in the systern.
When flushed, A and B compounds mix and create oodles and oodles of foam that floods out under the door......
apparently.... :-X
I'd have never thought of that. ;D ;D ;D
Cream coloured fire extinguishers?!?! That was a looong time ago! ;D
Aqueous Film Forming Foam! :y :y :y
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Shouldn't you have been harassing innocent motorists instead of mucking about in the toilets?
Quite a few have been caught mucking about in toilets when they should have been harassing motorists ;D
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When I first started there was a joker in my unit who used a fibreglass cast roll to wrap around my office chair. the resin set hard and I was not gonna be sitting on that again. He went Canada for a couple of months when he came back he found his beloved A3 on bricks with a note; a clue to the first tyre. ;D
4 tyres later thought he was ok until he read the final note
"And now for the jack......" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
its not the worth thing i have doone though ::) ::) ::)
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He went Canada for a couple of months when he came back he found his beloved A3 on bricks with a note; a clue to the first tyre. ;D
4 tyres later thought he was ok until he read the final note
"And now for the jack......" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
its not the worth thing i have doone though ::) ::) ::)
Brilliant! :y :y :y :y
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Oh the days of mirth we had in the operating theatres, amputated toes would turn up all over the place i.e in the girls lockers, in the butter container in the canteen and anywhere else you could find to stick em.
The girls got me back though by dying my nads blue when I was having an op. Weeks of scrubbing wouldnt shift this stuff called methylene blue. ;D
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Well, I am again going to recount the story of when the pikeys decided to pitch up in the car park at work years ago.
MD was bricking it because they had to wait 14 days to evict them. We had customer seminars booked and all sorts. Meanwhile they were openly using the car park as a toilet and so on.
Anyway, first thing they did was set up the satellite TV, of course. Could see them through the window of the caravan havign a cuppa in front of the TV.
So, into stores and out with a 10GHz sweep generator and an EMC test antenna pointed in their general direction.
Switch it on. picture gone. Out he comes to adjust the dish <click> picture back. Wait until he picks up his tea <click> .. and back out to the dish <click> repeat until they get bored and clear off. Got rid of them in 2 days. 12 days faster than going through the official channels. ;D
Kevin
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When .....
He went Canada for a couple of months when he came back he found his beloved A3 on bricks with a note; a clue to the first tyre. ;D
4 tyres later thought he was ok until he read the final note
"And now for the jack......" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
its not the worth thing i have doone though ::) ::) ::)
Brilliant! :y :y :y :y
Agreed, not against the person physically, this is even better, emotional abuse........ :D :D :D
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Killerwatt's signature..... PMSL Excellent!
Had to pull it, apparently the word "self-abuser" offended 2 people ::) ::)
Oh well, guess it's just as well I didn't put >THIS< (http://i680.photobucket.com/albums/vv166/KillerWatt_1K/2.gif) in....they'd have probably gone apopleptic ;D ;D
That is saved and WILL be used ;D ;D
Probably in a Skruntie thread I think ;D
Was thinking it was a suitable replacement as your Avatar. ::)