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Title: Valentine's Day - NWS
Post by: dbug on 07 February 2010, 15:55:56

Little Melissa comes home from 1st grade & tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint, and we're Jewish, " she asks,  "Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine? 
Melissa "s father thinks a bit, then says:  "No, I don "t think God would get mad. Whom do you want to give a Valentine to? "   
"Osama Bin Laden, " she says. 
"Why Osama Bin Laden? " her father asks in shock.   Well, " she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.  And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them, and how he didn't hate anyone anymore. "   
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride.  "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I have ever heard. " 

"I know, " Melissa says,  "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could shoot the f*cker. "

 

Title: Re: Valentine's Day - NWS
Post by: Proz on 07 February 2010, 15:57:42

Sounds like a good plan  ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Valentine's Day - NWS
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 07 February 2010, 16:31:27

I like it.   ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y

Title: Re: Valentine's Day - NWS
Post by: sexydaz on 07 February 2010, 17:32:50

 ;Dthats more like it ;D

Title: Re: Valentine's Day - NWS
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 07 February 2010, 17:43:45

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Valentine's Day - NWS
Post by: waspy on 07 February 2010, 18:04:05

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
If only :)

Title: Re: Valentine's Day - NWS
Post by: PhilRich on 07 February 2010, 20:00:07

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y