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Title: Twins
Post by: STMO999 on 26 February 2010, 19:28:02
My mate just told me he's shagging twins. 'You jammy beggar' I said, 'can you tell them apart?'
'Oh yes' he said, 'Julie has got long blonde hair and Derek has a moustache'. ::)
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Post by: Del Boy on 26 February 2010, 19:28:36
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Pitchfork on 26 February 2010, 19:29:08
Groan!!!
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Post by: waspy on 26 February 2010, 19:34:06
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I prefer semiskimmed.

Just got some from the Co-op today, had some from Sainburys during the week which was nicer, get some when Asda deliver and used to have Tesco's before I moved.

Just recently I think Sainsburys has tasted the nicest.


I don't think I can stand the excitement.
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Post by: maria on 26 February 2010, 20:24:18
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Twins
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 26 February 2010, 20:42:44
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My mate just told me he's shagging twins. 'You jammy beggar' I said, 'can you tell them apart?'
'Oh yes' he said, 'Julie has got long blonde hair and Derek has a moustache'. ::)


Why is when people are always talking about themselves, but want to keep it quiet.. they always say "My mate say's" or "My mate did this"
You weirdo  ::)
Title: Re: Twins
Post by: STMO999 on 26 February 2010, 20:44:02
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My mate just told me he's shagging twins. 'You jammy beggar' I said, 'can you tell them apart?'
'Oh yes' he said, 'Julie has got long blonde hair and Derek has a moustache'. ::)


Why is when people are always talking about themselves, but want to keep it quiet.. they always say "My mate say's" or "My mate did this"
You weirdo  ::)


Hello Daz. Haven't seen you for a while. F*ck off again please. :y
Title: Re: Twins
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 26 February 2010, 20:44:54
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My mate just told me he's shagging twins. 'You jammy beggar' I said, 'can you tell them apart?'
'Oh yes' he said, 'Julie has got long blonde hair and Derek has a moustache'. ::)


Why is when people are always talking about themselves, but want to keep it quiet.. they always say "My mate say's" or "My mate did this"
You weirdo  ::)


Hello Daz. Haven't seen you for a while. F*ck off again please. :y

Knobhead :P
Title: Re: Twins
Post by: maria on 26 February 2010, 20:46:38
Hi Daz, who's rocked your boat mate :question ::)
Title: Re: Twins
Post by: STMO999 on 26 February 2010, 20:47:31
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My mate just told me he's shagging twins. 'You jammy beggar' I said, 'can you tell them apart?'
'Oh yes' he said, 'Julie has got long blonde hair and Derek has a moustache'. ::)


Why is when people are always talking about themselves, but want to keep it quiet.. they always say "My mate say's" or "My mate did this"
You weirdo  ::)


Hello Daz. Haven't seen you for a while. F*ck off again please. :y

Knobhead :P


Always resorting to the intellectual reply ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 26 February 2010, 20:49:48
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My mate just told me he's shagging twins. 'You jammy beggar' I said, 'can you tell them apart?'
'Oh yes' he said, 'Julie has got long blonde hair and Derek has a moustache'. ::)


Why is when people are always talking about themselves, but want to keep it quiet.. they always say "My mate say's" or "My mate did this"
You weirdo  ::)


Hello Daz. Haven't seen you for a while. F*ck off again please. :y

Knobhead :P


Always resorting to the intellectual reply ;D

Act your age not your shoe size dickwart ;D
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Post by: STMO999 on 26 February 2010, 20:51:33
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My mate just told me he's shagging twins. 'You jammy beggar' I said, 'can you tell them apart?'
'Oh yes' he said, 'Julie has got long blonde hair and Derek has a moustache'. ::)


Why is when people are always talking about themselves, but want to keep it quiet.. they always say "My mate say's" or "My mate did this"
You weirdo  ::)


Hello Daz. Haven't seen you for a while. F*ck off again please. :y

Knobhead :P


Always resorting to the intellectual reply ;D

Act your age not your shoe size dickwart ;D

Remember, peabrain, I might come visit. :P
Title: Re: Twins
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 26 February 2010, 20:52:36
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Hi Daz, who's rocked your boat mate :question ::)


That moron STMO, nobody likes him, and yet he thinks they do... he's deluded ::)
Title: Re: Twins
Post by: STMO999 on 26 February 2010, 20:53:33
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Hi Daz, who's rocked your boat mate :question ::)


That moron STMO, nobody likes him, and yet he thinks they do... he's deluded ::)


The name's STOM, James STOM. ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 26 February 2010, 20:54:07
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My mate just told me he's shagging twins. 'You jammy beggar' I said, 'can you tell them apart?'
'Oh yes' he said, 'Julie has got long blonde hair and Derek has a moustache'. ::)


Why is when people are always talking about themselves, but want to keep it quiet.. they always say "My mate say's" or "My mate did this"
You weirdo  ::)


Hello Daz. Haven't seen you for a while. F*ck off again please. :y

Knobhead :P


Always resorting to the intellectual reply ;D

Act your age not your shoe size dickwart ;D

Remember, peabrain, I might come visit. :P


Visit where? here? I would never in a million years ever invite you here!!
Arse Bandit :P
Title: Re: Twins
Post by: STMO999 on 26 February 2010, 20:55:04
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My mate just told me he's shagging twins. 'You jammy beggar' I said, 'can you tell them apart?'
'Oh yes' he said, 'Julie has got long blonde hair and Derek has a moustache'. ::)


Why is when people are always talking about themselves, but want to keep it quiet.. they always say "My mate say's" or "My mate did this"
You weirdo  ::)


Hello Daz. Haven't seen you for a while. F*ck off again please. :y

Knobhead :P


Always resorting to the intellectual reply ;D

Act your age not your shoe size dickwart ;D

Remember, peabrain, I might come visit. :P


Visit where? here? I would never in a million years ever invite you here!!
Arse Bandit :P


That's the very reason you would invite me, knob jockey.
Title: Re: Twins
Post by: STMO999 on 26 February 2010, 20:56:15
Found a new site you may be interested in:

www.iamahomosexual.com/chase-me
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 26 February 2010, 20:59:28
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Found a new site you may be interested in:

www.iamahomosexual.com/chase-me

It is rather worrying that you know such webpages off the top of your head, Wring Piece :P
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Post by: STMO999 on 26 February 2010, 21:00:27
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Found a new site you may be interested in:

www.iamahomosexual.com/chase-me

It is rather worrying that you know such webpages off the top of your head, Wring Piece :P


???????? Don't like the sound of that. Medieval torture? :-/
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 26 February 2010, 21:13:12
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Found a new site you may be interested in:

www.iamahomosexual.com/chase-me

It is rather worrying that you know such webpages off the top of your head, Wring Piece :P


???????? Don't like the sound of that. Medieval torture? :-/


You know about that better than anyone ::)
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Post by: STMO999 on 26 February 2010, 21:17:56
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Found a new site you may be interested in:

www.iamahomosexual.com/chase-me

It is rather worrying that you know such webpages off the top of your head, Wring Piece :P


???????? Don't like the sound of that. Medieval torture? :-/


You know about that better than anyone ::)


Seven words and you had to edit? God help us. ;D
Title: Re: Twins
Post by: MikeDundee on 26 February 2010, 21:21:34
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My mate just told me he's shagging twins. 'You jammy beggar' I said, 'can you tell them apart?'
'Oh yes' he said, 'Julie has got long blonde hair and Derek has a moustache'. ::)

Your worse than DLK, you actually have a mate ::), well at least it's one more than DLK ;D
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 26 February 2010, 21:22:44
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Found a new site you may be interested in:

www.iamahomosexual.com/chase-me

It is rather worrying that you know such webpages off the top of your head, Wring Piece :P


???????? Don't like the sound of that. Medieval torture? :-/


You know about that better than anyone ::)


Seven words and you had to edit? God help us. ;D


I did not want to be blamed for trying to beat the word filter like you so often do >:(
Title: Re: Twins
Post by: STMO999 on 26 February 2010, 21:22:59
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My mate just told me he's shagging twins. 'You jammy beggar' I said, 'can you tell them apart?'
'Oh yes' he said, 'Julie has got long blonde hair and Derek has a moustache'. ::)

Your worse than DLK, you actually have a mate ::), well at least it's one more than DLK ;D

Mad Jock and Dopey Stokie online together. That's it now, we wont get a word in.
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Post by: STMO999 on 26 February 2010, 21:23:49
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Found a new site you may be interested in:

www.iamahomosexual.com/chase-me

It is rather worrying that you know such webpages off the top of your head, Wring Piece :P


???????? Don't like the sound of that. Medieval torture? :-/


You know about that better than anyone ::)


Seven words and you had to edit? God help us. ;D


I did not want to be blamed for trying to beat the word filter like you so often do >:(


Dont snarl at me yer little shit. ;D
Title: Re: Twins
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 26 February 2010, 21:24:01
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My mate just told me he's shagging twins. 'You jammy beggar' I said, 'can you tell them apart?'
'Oh yes' he said, 'Julie has got long blonde hair and Derek has a moustache'. ::)

Your worse than DLK, you actually have a mate ::), well at least it's one more than DLK ;D


Well I have just lost another  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Twins
Post by: MikeDundee on 26 February 2010, 21:26:46
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My mate just told me he's shagging twins. 'You jammy beggar' I said, 'can you tell them apart?'
'Oh yes' he said, 'Julie has got long blonde hair and Derek has a moustache'. ::)

Your worse than DLK, you actually have a mate ::), well at least it's one more than DLK ;D


Well I have just lost another  ;D ;D ;D

You can't lose something you never had ;D