Omega Owners Forum
Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: jonnycool on 12 March 2010, 23:14:00
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A pregnant woman was shot 3 times one day on her way to work. She miraculously survived, and went on to have 3 perfect triplets.
Some years later, her daughter screamed in the bathroom - the mother rushed in - 'What's happened???' she cried
' Mum, I just had a pee and something landed in the toilet' said the daughter. It was a bullet.
The mother realised what had happened and told her daughter about the time she got shot all those years ago.
The next day, she heard another scream from the bathroom. Her other daughter had had a pee and a bullet had landed in the toilet. Again, the mother sat down and explained how this had happened.
The next day, she heard another scream from the bathroom. Rolling her eyes, she walked in to find a very shocked-looking son standing there. 'Don't tell me', she said, 'there's something I should have explained to you..'
'Dunno about that Mum' he said, 'but I was having a w**k and I shot the dog!!'
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badoom tsh ;D