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Title: funny signs
Post by: mathewst on 15 March 2010, 09:48:48

Funny Business signs

 

Cocktail lounge, Norway:

"LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR."

 

Doctors office, Rome:

"SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

 

In a Nairobi restaurant:

"CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER."

 

On an Athi River highway: this is the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi.

"TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE."

 

On a poster at Kencom:

"ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP."

 

In a City restaurant:

"OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS."

 

A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:

"DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS."

 

In a cemetery:

"PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES."

 

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:

"OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR."

Title: Re: funny signs
Post by: alunonhisown on 15 March 2010, 09:53:51

 :y :y

Title: Re: funny signs
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 15 March 2010, 11:19:24

(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/Funny/Signs/handjob.jpg)

Title: Re: funny signs
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 15 March 2010, 11:20:05

(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/Funny/Signs/cockroacheswithcancer.jpg)

Title: Re: funny signs
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 15 March 2010, 11:20:45

(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/Funny/Signs/23.jpg)

Title: Re: funny signs
Post by: Plomien on 15 March 2010, 12:04:18

(http://homepage.ntlworld.com/matthew.overment/b3ta/fpa.jpg)

Title: Re: funny signs
Post by: PhilRich on 15 March 2010, 12:25:13

All of them absolutely brill! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: funny signs
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 15 March 2010, 12:58:45

(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/Funny/Signs/droppants.jpg)

Title: Re: funny signs
Post by: threppence on 15 March 2010, 14:23:39

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/post.good.is/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/ignore.jpg)

Title: Re: funny signs
Post by: threppence on 15 March 2010, 14:28:18

(http://www.freewebs.com/zowbam/funny_signs_3.jpg)

Title: Re: funny signs
Post by: threppence on 15 March 2010, 14:32:34

(http://www.richardpettinger.com/funny/funny_road_signs/navigation.jpg)

Title: Re: funny signs
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 15 March 2010, 15:44:31

(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/Funny/Signs/4991174_funnysign07.jpg)