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Title: Irish Virginity Test Kit
Post by: dbug on 17 March 2010, 01:45:16

 
Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor, how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.
 
His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself.... Virginity Test Kit....a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."

Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"
 
The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.
   
If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did seen...", you hit her with the shovel.'
 
 

Title: Re: Irish Virginity Test Kit
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 17 March 2010, 03:46:00

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: Irish Virginity Test Kit
Post by: dad1uk on 17 March 2010, 08:09:31

Brilliant  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

Title: Re: Irish Virginity Test Kit
Post by: Jimbob on 17 March 2010, 08:18:08

 :D :D :D :D

Title: Re: Irish Virginity Test Kit
Post by: Andy B on 17 March 2010, 08:27:13

It was sooooooo bad, it was funny
 ;D ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

Title: Re: Irish Virginity Test Kit
Post by: Entwood on 17 March 2010, 09:51:41

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 :y :y :y :y

Title: Re: Irish Virginity Test Kit
Post by: jonnycool on 17 March 2010, 10:29:01

Good one  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Irish Virginity Test Kit
Post by: PhilRich on 17 March 2010, 16:21:07

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Irish Virginity Test Kit
Post by: rimmac on 17 March 2010, 21:09:12

  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Irish Virginity Test Kit
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 17 March 2010, 21:11:36

 :-? :-?


 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Irish Virginity Test Kit
Post by: Del Boy on 17 March 2010, 21:35:08

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Irish Virginity Test Kit
Post by: Richie London on 17 March 2010, 21:37:53

thats very good  ;D ;D ;D