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Title: My new doctor
Post by: STMO999 on 05 May 2010, 20:42:32

I haven't been to the doctors for ages. I was surprised to find that my new doctor is young, female and drop-dead gorgeous.
I was embarrassed but she said "Don't worry, I'm a professional, I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you".
I said "I think my c0ck tastes funny......"

Title: Re: My new doctor
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 05 May 2010, 20:43:52

PMSL.   ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Del Boy on 05 May 2010, 20:44:42

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 05 May 2010, 20:46:58

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :P

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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 05 May 2010, 20:58:05

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: PhilRich on 05 May 2010, 22:01:00

 ;D ;D ;D ;D trust you! the poor lass  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: jonnycool on 05 May 2010, 22:23:29

That's the best one I've heard for ages  ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: plym ian on 05 May 2010, 22:27:01

How did you find out it tastes funny? ;D ;D

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Post by: Proz on 05 May 2010, 22:27:47

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: Elite Pete on 05 May 2010, 22:34:21

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: splott on 05 May 2010, 22:53:09

Brill  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: My new doctor
Post by: Crazydad on 06 May 2010, 02:15:36

There is something seriously wrong with you ::)

Next time try a psychoanalyst.






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