Omega Owners Forum

Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: des.allen on 09 May 2010, 11:37:51

Title: Broke!
Post by: des.allen on 09 May 2010, 11:37:51

Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by
a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner .

> 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of
> minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
> high-powered vacuum cleaners.'
>
> 'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and
> proceeded to close the door.
>
> Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and
> pushed wide open.. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at
> least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of
> horse manure onto my hallway carpet.
>
> 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
> manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder.'
>
> I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a F*cking good
> appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning......What
> part of 'broke' don't you understand?'

Title: Re: Broke!
Post by: PhilRich on 09 May 2010, 12:43:16

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D PMSL  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Broke!
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 May 2010, 14:02:55

 ;D ;D ;D splendid  :y :y

Title: Re: Broke!
Post by: waspy on 09 May 2010, 14:13:49

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Excellent :y :y

Title: Re: Broke!
Post by: Varche on 09 May 2010, 15:18:27

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Broke!
Post by: Proz on 09 May 2010, 15:19:48

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Broke!
Post by: Gregigregi on 09 May 2010, 15:29:30

Nice :y ;D

Title: Re: Broke!
Post by: Seth on 09 May 2010, 16:52:12

 :D :D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Broke!
Post by: jonnycool on 09 May 2010, 16:59:32

Good 'un!  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Broke!
Post by: STMO999 on 09 May 2010, 17:51:43

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: Broke!
Post by: dbug on 09 May 2010, 17:52:46

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) :y

Title: Re: Broke!
Post by: Tony H on 09 May 2010, 17:54:25

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Broke!
Post by: The Red Baron on 09 May 2010, 18:09:13

very good ;D :y

Title: Re: Broke!
Post by: Vamps on 10 May 2010, 00:32:51

Nice one........ :y

Title: Re: Broke!
Post by: henryd on 10 May 2010, 11:29:51

lol ;D ;D ;D :y