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Title: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: pscocoa on 17 May 2010, 16:03:52
http://www.tummyfluff.co.uk/fun/humour/girlname.htm

http://www.tummyfluff.co.uk/fun/humour/boyname.htm

Whats in a name - check out Jamie

Unfortunately my name is Philip - I will just have to live with that

Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: Peachy on 17 May 2010, 16:06:22
Diane - Enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle.

I am getting worried now....... :-[ :-[ :-[
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: pscocoa on 17 May 2010, 16:06:53
I would like to make it clear that I have never owned or had a relationship with a poodle although tempted on many occasions
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 17 May 2010, 16:08:11
Ooooooo

Debs, Diane and Elizebeth.  You girls wanna party.  ;) :o :o ::) 8-) :y
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: Sixstring on 17 May 2010, 16:09:16
Mmm.

Look at "mike" and "michael"........
getting worried myself!!!


Help me Di.........
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 17 May 2010, 16:10:03
I just decided I would rather be called by my middle name. ::)
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: Peachy on 17 May 2010, 16:11:50
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I just decided I would rather be called by my middle name. ::)

SKRUNTIE you been OUTED

Philip - homophobic, image conscious idiot, likes to f&&k poodles.
pmsl
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 17 May 2010, 16:14:05
Jamie - Devious scum of the earth.
James - can't handle his beer, smells of mayonnaise and is decidedly flatulent.

Whats Tunnies proper name.
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: Peachy on 17 May 2010, 16:14:53
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Jamie - Devious scum of the earth.
James - can't handle his beer, smells of mayonnaise and is decidedly flatulent.

Whats Tunnies proper name.

He ain't saying LOL.
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: Brick Tamland on 17 May 2010, 16:15:43
I dont know whether to go by middle name or first name. I either f**k poodles or I'm a f@ggot  :-/ :-/
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 17 May 2010, 16:29:19
Well there 2 that I know of on the forum.

Mark - Good looking and very clever. Every woman wants him.
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: Peachy on 17 May 2010, 16:32:27
Is Loo Knee a DARREN?

Darren - large, quiet, gentle and always smiling.
spot on there then.hehehehehe
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: unlucky alf on 17 May 2010, 16:38:53
well mine is wrong for a start,,,,,,,Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is,,,,,,,,im normally found underneath my car wrestling with an AR35  :( unless thats the "a bit strange" part of it. ;D
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: Pitchfork on 17 May 2010, 17:32:37
"Ian - likes to stuff animals and dress up in women's clothing"
I deny it!!! ::)
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 17 May 2010, 18:07:05
Come on then Tunnie - What's your first name. 
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: Elite Pete on 17 May 2010, 18:09:52
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Come on then Tunnie - What's your first name. 
Its Mark :y
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: Elite Pete on 17 May 2010, 18:11:06
Mines spot on, Baaaaaaaa ;D ;D
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: Crazydad on 17 May 2010, 18:14:49
I Just want to say
             I do not have an Oedipus  complex   :-[
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 17 May 2010, 18:15:47
I would agree with the first rather than the second of the sentiments placed against my name :-* :-* :-* :y
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: CaptainZok on 17 May 2010, 18:59:40
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Is Loo Knee a DARREN?

Darren - large, quiet, gentle and always smiling.
spot on there then.hehehehehe

You've obviously never met him.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 17 May 2010, 19:56:18
Apparently... my name implies that  .... I'm  tall.... handsome.....wealthy ..and great between the sheets......Sounds about right to me... ::) ::) :)
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: splott on 17 May 2010, 20:07:05
Mine is spot on.................................... :y


Kevin



It frightens them :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: Richie London on 17 May 2010, 20:19:05
Richard - hasn't seen his feet or his penus in years, very fat.

that is where it is wrong, i look in the mirror everyday  ;D ;D
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: Richie London on 17 May 2010, 20:25:36
thank god im not called jason or phillip  :o :o ;D ;D
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 17 May 2010, 20:29:39
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Richard - hasn't seen his feet or his penus in years, very fat.

that is where it is wrong, i look in the mirror everyday  ;D ;D


now that sounds painful.. ::) ;)
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: mantahatch on 17 May 2010, 20:34:18
Fits me perfectly, especially the first one.  :y

Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl. Doesn't like to work too hard. Sexual deviant
Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
Mike - strong silent type with a talent for finding excellent web sites.


Oh yes, I don't do drugs  >:(
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: hoofing it on 17 May 2010, 20:51:28
look at mine :o
John:Has few friends and no life-tends to kill small animals :o ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: STMO999 on 17 May 2010, 21:02:00
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I would agree with the first rather than the second of the sentiments placed against my name :-* :-* :-* :y
;D ;D ;D ;D Your place or mine? :-*
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 17 May 2010, 21:21:19
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I would agree with the first rather than the second of the sentiments placed against my name :-* :-* :-* :y
;D ;D ;D ;D Your place or mine? :-*


Anywhere for you ST :-* :-*
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: tidla on 17 May 2010, 21:35:20
gordon, david and nick in that order made an interesting read..
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: MadMark73 on 17 May 2010, 21:39:24
I wish. ;D ;D
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: Richie London on 17 May 2010, 21:40:48
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look at mine :o
John:Has few friends and no life-tends to kill small animals :o ;D ;D ;D


billy no mates then  ;D ;D
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: Pitchfork on 17 May 2010, 22:27:37
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Richard - hasn't seen his feet or his penus in years, very fat.

that is where it is wrong, i look in the mirror everyday  ;D ;D
It's on the opposite side from the anus ;D
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 17 May 2010, 22:28:42
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Richard - hasn't seen his feet or his penus in years, very fat.

that is where it is wrong, i look in the mirror everyday  ;D ;D
It's on the opposite side from the anus ;D



 ;D ;D ;D splendid  ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: jonnycool on 17 May 2010, 23:11:38
Well apparently depending on what I choose to call myself, I'm not too bright and will end up marrying my cousin, or I think I'm good - I'm s**t and look in the mirror too much

Decisions, decisions  ::)

Jon/Jonathan
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 18 May 2010, 07:06:00
Well mine is exactly right..

Handsome, quiet, gentle and always smiling. :y
Title: Re: What's in a name - girls AND boys
Post by: Sixstring on 18 May 2010, 10:27:20
Bot-a-walla-loadocks!!