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Title: Did I tell you....
Post by: STMO999 on 24 May 2010, 19:38:06

.....that joke about alzheimers? :-/

Title: Re: Did I tell you....
Post by: CaptainZok on 24 May 2010, 19:41:27

Can't remember. ;D

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Post by: sexydaz on 24 May 2010, 19:41:31

didnt you once have a joke about alzheimers

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Post by: STMO999 on 24 May 2010, 19:42:31

Thursday. :y

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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 24 May 2010, 19:42:41

I can't even remember who you are! ::) ::)

 :D :D ;)

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Post by: Richie London on 24 May 2010, 19:43:29

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I can't even remember who you are! ::) ::)

 :D :D ;)

isnt he skruntie??

Title: Re: Did I tell you....
Post by: CaptainZok on 24 May 2010, 19:43:54

Macaroni cheese?

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Post by: tidla on 24 May 2010, 19:45:22

it goes like this...
never mind.

now, was i going up the stairs or down the stairs, if i was going up, what was i going up for... ::)

Title: Re: Did I tell you....
Post by: sexydaz on 24 May 2010, 19:45:24

no it wasnt on thursday it was the day after last wednesday

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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 24 May 2010, 19:45:29

What car? :-/ :-/

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Post by: STMO999 on 24 May 2010, 19:46:31

My dog's got fleas. ;D

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Post by: sexydaz on 24 May 2010, 19:47:26

god likes peas on cheese :question

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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 24 May 2010, 19:48:21

Are you talking to or about fish?

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Post by: sexydaz on 24 May 2010, 19:50:15

lizzie come on,yer know yer turn left at that junction

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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 24 May 2010, 19:51:04

Who's lizzie?

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Post by: sexydaz on 24 May 2010, 19:52:30

has anyone seen my chicken..yer know the one that dives for pearls

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Post by: MikeDundee on 24 May 2010, 19:54:20

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.....that joke about alzheimers? :-/

No you did'nt you liar, cos I can't remember :-X

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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 24 May 2010, 19:55:16

The moon was hot today!

Title: Re: Did I tell you....
Post by: STMO999 on 24 May 2010, 19:55:29

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.....that joke about alzheimers? :-/

No you did'nt you liar, cos I can't remember :-X

Got no one to play with Mike? Is your bum-chum on holiday? ;D

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Post by: sexydaz on 24 May 2010, 19:55:47

i own the moon

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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 24 May 2010, 19:56:40

I fancy some cheese.           Is there some in the garden?

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Post by: MikeDundee on 24 May 2010, 19:56:53

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.....that joke about alzheimers? :-/

No you did'nt you liar, cos I can't remember :-X

Got no one to play with Mike? Is your bum-chum on holiday? ;D

You know jealousy get's you nowhere :P

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Post by: sexydaz on 24 May 2010, 19:58:30

can you breed cheese trees

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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 24 May 2010, 20:00:16

Whats that about planting grease?

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Post by: sexydaz on 24 May 2010, 20:01:47

did i tell you that joke about alzheimers

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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 24 May 2010, 20:02:47

Who's he?  A story you say?

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Post by: sexydaz on 24 May 2010, 20:05:58

. . . . . . . . . . . .

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Post by: OZZY4rm NOTTS on 25 May 2010, 18:38:04

 :o where am i??? :o

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Post by: Richie London on 25 May 2010, 18:47:20

did he really

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Post by: MikeDundee on 25 May 2010, 19:14:00

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did he really

He think's it was date rape, but still not sure, he can't sit on the toilet ;D

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Post by: eliteomegaman on 25 May 2010, 19:19:18

Who the bloody hell is that German 'Alz Heimer', i've never heard of him  :-/ :-/ :-/

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Post by: eliteomegaman on 25 May 2010, 19:26:26

How about we add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and let's multiply?  :o  ;) ;D

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Post by: MikeDundee on 25 May 2010, 19:27:51

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How about we add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and let's multiply?  :o  ;) ;D

No good he forget before he started ;D

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Post by: Richie London on 25 May 2010, 19:28:15

ringo mcartney, never heard of him

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Post by: moggy on 25 May 2010, 19:53:07

I told a joke about alzheimer's at my local club when comparing a charity show.Should have seen the rather envelopes i received ;D

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Post by: Richie London on 25 May 2010, 20:00:19

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I told a joke about alzheimer's at my local club when comparing a charity show.Should have seen the rather envelopes i received ;D

what flavour crisps??