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Title: Afghanistan
Post by: dbug on 11 July 2010, 18:53:38

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Afghanistan .'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'

The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Afghanistan either.' 

 

Title: Re: Afghanistan
Post by: Shrek on 11 July 2010, 18:55:49

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Afghanistan
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 11 July 2010, 20:36:33

 ;D ;D ;D ;D splendid  ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Afghanistan
Post by: jonnycool on 11 July 2010, 21:31:28

Ha good 'un  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Afghanistan
Post by: PhilRich on 11 July 2010, 21:43:24

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Afghanistan
Post by: charlie on 11 July 2010, 21:50:21

 ;D :) :D

Title: Re: Afghanistan
Post by: Tonka. on 12 July 2010, 13:21:07

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y