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Title: coming to a bog near you,eventually.
Post by: Richie London on 14 July 2010, 19:42:17
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1294630/Shopping-centre-management-install-Asian-stand-toilets-following-cultural-awareness-course.html.

can you imagine pebbledashing session in one of those  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: coming to a bog near you,eventually.
Post by: hercules on 14 July 2010, 19:44:54
theres an old saying

hear ye hear ye  when in rome shite like the romans :y
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Post by: hoofing it on 14 July 2010, 19:44:58
just wait for the compo claims for drunks falling into one ;D ;D ;D.
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 14 July 2010, 19:50:34
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1294630/Shopping-centre-management-install-Asian-stand-toilets-following-cultural-awareness-course.html.

can you imagine pebbledashing session in one of those  ;D ;D ;D


I'd give it a go. :y :y

I supose this confirms once and for all that we really are a changed society.


Bosses of the Greater Manchester town's Exchange mall have installed two as part of an upgrade costing several thousand pounds after attending a cultural awareness course run by a local Muslim community activist.

Per Richie's link above.
Title: Re: coming to a bog near you,eventually.
Post by: unlucky alf on 14 July 2010, 20:55:29
surely with the picky H&S brigade we have im sure there will have to be a guard fitted so nothing falls down it :o :o
Title: Re: coming to a bog near you,eventually.
Post by: Elite Pete on 14 July 2010, 21:08:01
Why don't we go the full hog and build some slums with open sewers so they can crap in the streets and make them really feel at home >:(
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Post by: Mysteryman on 14 July 2010, 21:31:19
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Why don't we go the full hog and build some slums with open sewers so they can crap in the streets and make them really feel at home >:(


I can think of some really funny stuff I could do with them. ::)
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Post by: tunnie on 14 July 2010, 21:32:59
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Why don't we go the full hog and build some slums with open sewers so they can crap in the streets and make them really feel at home >:(


I can think of some really funny stuff I could do with them. ::)

What like your posts?
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Post by: PhilRich on 14 July 2010, 21:35:13
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surely with the picky H&S brigade we have im sure there will have to be a guard fitted so nothing falls down it :o :o
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Including the shite! ::) which will be 'everywhere & nowhere baby, that's where it's at' to quote an old favorite song of mine ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: unlucky alf on 14 July 2010, 21:56:54
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Including the shite! ::) which will be 'everywhere & nowhere baby, that's where it's at' to quote an old favorite song of mine ;D ;D ;D
especially if the bog roll is mounted on the door, by the time youve hopped like a rabbit to get to it the "winnits" would have dropped off en route. :P :P
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Post by: Mysteryman on 14 July 2010, 21:58:37
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Why don't we go the full hog and build some slums with open sewers so they can crap in the streets and make them really feel at home >:(


I can think of some really funny stuff I could do with them. ::)

What like your posts?


Very deep and meaningful :y
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Post by: jonnycool on 14 July 2010, 22:48:24
Why, when they come to our country, do we have to pander to their needs?? Again  ::)

It's a step backwards, why would anyone want to do that?
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Post by: Brick Tamland on 14 July 2010, 22:52:23
"Cultural awareness" and "understanding"! Sounds great, lets all teach muslims about understanding OUR culture for a change  >:(
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Post by: jonnycool on 14 July 2010, 22:53:46
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"Cultural awareness" and "understanding"! Sounds great, lets all teach muslims about understanding OUR culture for a change  >:(
Well said  :y
Title: Re: coming to a bog near you,eventually.
Post by: Tony H on 14 July 2010, 22:54:19
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Why don't we go the full hog and build some slums with open sewers so they can crap in the streets and make them really feel at home >:(
Might as well Pete our cultures and way of life is being erroded on a daily basis by the authoritys and the p.c police it's becoming no longer our country  >:(
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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 14 July 2010, 22:58:33
 ;D

thats a bad design, when something drops in, it will back splash on your arse ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Jimbob on 15 July 2010, 07:52:25
Initial reaction, Shock, not again...

Then I think about work, and whenever we have 'The Indians' over...
and the spate of broken toilet seats that follow.
They go squatting....so stand on the seats to do so!
If the same is happening elsewhere...this could actually save money  :-/

Shocked myself typing this, cos I am normally very big on "When in Rome...."
Title: Re: coming to a bog near you,eventually.
Post by: Sixstring on 15 July 2010, 09:26:03
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surely with the picky H&S brigade we have im sure there will have to be a guard fitted so nothing falls down it :o :o
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Including the shite! ::) which will be 'everywhere & nowhere baby, that's where it's at' to quote an old favorite song of mine ;D ;D ;D


Hi Ho Silver lining???

Gosh, that takes me back.............
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Post by: Mysteryman on 15 July 2010, 11:12:34
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surely with the picky H&S brigade we have im sure there will have to be a guard fitted so nothing falls down it :o :o
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Including the shite! ::) which will be 'everywhere & nowhere baby, that's where it's at' to quote an old favorite song of mine ;D ;D ;D


Hi Ho Brown lining???

Gosh, that takes me back.............

 ;D
Title: Re: coming to a bog near you,eventually.
Post by: tidla on 15 July 2010, 18:42:08
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theres an old saying

hear ye hear ye  when in rome shite like the romans :y

will they have sponges on a stick and a bucket of water?
Title: Re: coming to a bog near you,eventually.
Post by: Kevin Wood on 16 July 2010, 01:40:59
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Initial reaction, Shock, not again...

Then I think about work, and whenever we have 'The Indians' over...
and the spate of broken toilet seats that follow.
They go squatting....so stand on the seats to do so!
If the same is happening elsewhere...this could actually save money  :-/

Shocked myself typing this, cos I am normally very big on "When in Rome...."

I'm trying to work out how you can possibly manage that without pebble-dashing the whole cubicle. :o ;D

Oh, well, to each his own.

Kevin
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Post by: Elite Pete on 16 July 2010, 09:02:26
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Initial reaction, Shock, not again...

Then I think about work, and whenever we have 'The Indians' over...
and the spate of broken toilet seats that follow.
They go squatting....so stand on the seats to do so!
If the same is happening elsewhere...this could actually save money  :-/

Shocked myself typing this, cos I am normally very big on "When in Rome...."

I'm trying to work out how you can possibly manage that without pebble-dashing the whole cubicle. :o ;D

Oh, well, to each his own.

Kevin
And whats even more important, how do you read your latest motoring publication whilst droping the kids off at the pool ::)
Title: Re: coming to a bog near you,eventually.
Post by: Jimbob on 16 July 2010, 09:06:20
there was often 'splashage' >:(  Dirty gits
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Post by: Debs. on 16 July 2010, 09:27:50
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They go squatting....
....so stand on the seats to do so!

 :o Is that physically possible?!?!? :o


.....`must have a blinkin`brilliant sense of balance! ;D
Title: Re: coming to a bog near you,eventually.
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 16 July 2010, 09:34:05
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Initial reaction, Shock, not again...

Then I think about work, and whenever we have 'The Indians' over...
and the spate of broken toilet seats that follow.
They go squatting....so stand on the seats to do so!
If the same is happening elsewhere...this could actually save money  :-/

Shocked myself typing this, cos I am normally very big on "When in Rome...."

I'm trying to work out how you can possibly manage that without pebble-dashing the whole cubicle. :o ;D

Oh, well, to each his own.

Kevin


In the absence of a sturdy stool I suppose it's inevitable. ;D ;D
Title: Re: coming to a bog near you,eventually.
Post by: Kevin Wood on 16 July 2010, 09:54:29
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Initial reaction, Shock, not again...

Then I think about work, and whenever we have 'The Indians' over...
and the spate of broken toilet seats that follow.
They go squatting....so stand on the seats to do so!
If the same is happening elsewhere...this could actually save money  :-/

Shocked myself typing this, cos I am normally very big on "When in Rome...."

I'm trying to work out how you can possibly manage that without pebble-dashing the whole cubicle. :o ;D

Oh, well, to each his own.

Kevin


In the absence of a sturdy stool I suppose it's inevitable. ;D ;D

PMSL. ;D

Of course, any sudden loss of weight could throw one off balance too, with dire consequences. :o

Kevin
Title: Re: coming to a bog near you,eventually.
Post by: Richie London on 16 July 2010, 15:30:13
if i would of used one of them this morning i would of redecorated the room. 4 chololate mousses went right through me at tea break, after eating a huge greasy breakfast.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: coming to a bog near you,eventually.
Post by: Martin_1962 on 16 July 2010, 15:34:41
Won't trousers get in the way?
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 16 July 2010, 16:01:22
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Won't trousers get in the way?


I would imagine you would have to remove them Martin.
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Post by: Martin_1962 on 16 July 2010, 16:09:40
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Won't trousers get in the way?


I would imagine you would have to remove them Martin.


On a wet with wee and poo covered floor :o :o :o :o
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 16 July 2010, 16:19:25
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Won't trousers get in the way?


I would imagine you would have to remove them Martin.


On a wet with wee and poo covered floor :o :o :o :o

In the interests of good community relations I fear that we may have to do just that. :( :(
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Post by: Mysteryman on 16 July 2010, 16:43:07
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Won't trousers get in the way?


I would imagine you would have to remove them Martin.


On a wet with wee and poo covered floor :o :o :o :o

In the interests of good community relations I fear that we may have to do just that. :( :(


I would just take a small bag of postcrete in with me. Goes off in about ten minutes. ;D ;D
Title: Re: coming to a bog near you,eventually.
Post by: Amigo on 16 July 2010, 20:15:40
I've seen one of these in a car carpet factory in Heckmondwike W. Yorks. Not a pretty site & squatting must be uncomfortable.
    I wonder if they have a disabled version? ::)