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Title: Best engine in the world.
Post by: Del Boy on 16 July 2010, 22:04:25
The best engine in the world is a f*nny. It takes any size piston, is self lubricating, starts with one finger and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so f'king temperamental!!
Title: Re: Best engine in the world.
Post by: PhilRich on 16 July 2010, 22:18:12
 ;D ;D ;D ;D You forgot to mention it changes its shoes on a whim, has regular trim updates and has very sensitive 'rear parking' sensors! :D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Best engine in the world.
Post by: Del Boy on 16 July 2010, 22:28:05
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;D ;D ;D ;D You forgot to mention it changes its shoes on a whim, has regular trim updates and has very sensitive 'rear parking' sensors! :D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Best engine in the world.
Post by: Tony H on 17 July 2010, 13:41:02
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;D ;D ;D ;D You forgot to mention it changes its shoes on a whim, has regular trim updates and has very sensitive 'rear parking' sensors! :D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Also maintenance and running costs can be high ::)
Title: Re: Best engine in the world.
Post by: Seth on 17 July 2010, 18:31:22
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Best engine in the world.
Post by: Mysteryman on 17 July 2010, 20:42:42
The one I've got runs on fish oil! :o
Title: Re: Best engine in the world.
Post by: hercules on 17 July 2010, 21:46:52
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The one I've got runs on fish oil! :o
;Dgrimsby v8 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Best engine in the world.
Post by: Mysteryman on 17 July 2010, 21:48:34
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The one I've got runs on fish oil! :o
;Dgrimsby v8 ;D ;D

  ;D ;D ;D :y

You still a junior mate? ::)
Title: Re: Best engine in the world.
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 17 July 2010, 23:23:02
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The one I've got runs on fish oil! :o
;Dgrimsby v8 ;D ;D

Is that a few of the local chavs sticking their fingers up at you as that is all they can manage?  ;D
Title: Re: Best engine in the world.
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 17 July 2010, 23:23:41
Don't forget to test the airbags frequently  ;D
Title: Re: Best engine in the world.
Post by: Vamps on 17 July 2010, 23:38:49
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The one I've got runs on fish oil! :o
;Dgrimsby v8 ;D ;D

  ;D ;D ;D :y

You still a junior mate? ::)

As you are......... :D :D :D
Title: Re: Best engine in the world.
Post by: Mysteryman on 18 July 2010, 11:34:43
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The one I've got runs on fish oil! :o
;Dgrimsby v8 ;D ;D

  ;D ;D ;D :y

You still a junior mate? ::)

As you are......... :D :D :D


Pardon?
Title: Re: Best engine in the world.
Post by: Ghost on 18 July 2010, 15:01:07
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Don't forget to test the airbags frequently  ;D

Mine has airbag protection. everytime I try testing them the front wings tend to swing round at a rapid rate of knots. Lol