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Title: Within an hour??
Post by: Nickbat on 17 July 2010, 22:11:38
http://genevalunch.com/blog/2010/07/02/no-condom-when-you-need-it-quick-phone-velopostale-update/

 ;) :o ;D :D
Title: Re: Within an hour??
Post by: Debs. on 17 July 2010, 22:15:38
 ::) For 99.99% of men; the arrival of the prophylactic would be exactly 59 minutes and 59 seconds too late to be of use! ;D
Title: Re: Within an hour??
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 17 July 2010, 22:24:15
 :D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Within an hour??
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 17 July 2010, 22:55:17
I can see when that would be necessary.



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Title: Re: Within an hour??
Post by: PhilRich on 17 July 2010, 22:59:26
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I can see when that would be necessary.



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Now that is one heck of a party trick Zulu!  :D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Within an hour??
Post by: Andy B on 17 July 2010, 23:07:15
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I can see when that would be necessary.



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Now that is one heck of a party trick Zulu!  :D ;D ;D ;D :y

When we arrived at Mombassa via Grey Funnel Line we were accompanied by the crew of US Kitty Hawk a week later. As Mombassa is/was the Aids capital of the world, we were encouraged to take a 'few for the weekend' whether we intended to use them (properly) or not. One of our lads performed the same trick, the US lads, it seemed, had never ever seen this particular party trick & were amazed.  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Within an hour??
Post by: doog on 18 July 2010, 01:39:20
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::) For 99.99% of men; the arrival of the prophylactic would be exactly 59 minutes and 59 seconds too late to be of use! ;D
Debs  has no one ever told you there are no prizes for coming last!! :y

Doug
Title: Re: Within an hour??
Post by: Varche on 18 July 2010, 11:00:22
The mind boggles ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Within an hour??
Post by: TheBoy on 18 July 2010, 11:25:04
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::) For 99.99% of men; the arrival of the prophylactic would be exactly 59 minutes and 59 seconds too late to be of use! ;D
Well, if you girls can't keep up with us :P
Title: Re: Within an hour??
Post by: r1 on 18 July 2010, 13:24:12
is this blokes name Dick ?



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Title: Re: Within an hour??
Post by: doog on 18 July 2010, 13:53:58
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is this blokes name Dick ?



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Richard head i think  ;)
Title: Re: Within an hour??
Post by: Kevin Wood on 18 July 2010, 14:15:08
Do you think they will also cycle round the block then deliver a couple of cigarettes? ;D

Kevin
Title: Re: Within an hour??
Post by: Debs. on 18 July 2010, 14:35:24
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Do you think they will also cycle round the block then deliver a couple of cigarettes? ;D

Kevin

....or come back in the morning, to support you through those feelings of post-coital hopelessness! ;)
Title: Re: Within an hour??
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 18 July 2010, 15:00:34
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Do you think they will also cycle round the block then deliver a couple of cigarettes? ;D

Kevin

....or come back in the morning, to support you through those feelings of post-coital hopelessness! ;)


I'm inclined to agree; sometimes good shag is simply not the answer. :y

(If this is offensive please let me know and I'll remove it immediately - the post, that is.)
Title: Re: Within an hour??
Post by: Debs. on 18 July 2010, 15:09:47
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I'm inclined to agree; sometimes good shag is simply not the answer.

 ::) I agree, a comforting roll with an American shag can bring feelings of benign-calm.....I generally prefer a Virginian; but a roll with a Georgian can be very pleasurable too! ;)
Title: Re: Within an hour??
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 18 July 2010, 15:24:19
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I'm inclined to agree; sometimes good shag is simply not the answer.

 ::) I agree, a comforting roll with an American shag can bring feelings of benign-calm.....I generally prefer a Virginian; but a roll with a Georgian can be very pleasurable too! ;)

My sharp intake of breath has been modified somewhat as it would defeat the purpose I suppose.(http://planetsmilies.net/smoking-smiley-5436.gif) (http://planetsmilies.net)(http://planetsmilies.net/smoking-smiley-5436.gif) (http://planetsmilies.net)(http://planetsmilies.net/smoking-smiley-5436.gif) (http://planetsmilies.net)


I must also say that I'm very partial to American shag rugs. 8-) :y :y
Title: Re: Within an hour??
Post by: Nickbat on 18 July 2010, 16:02:48
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I'm inclined to agree; sometimes good shag is simply not the answer.

 ::) I agree, a comforting roll with an American shag can bring feelings of benign-calm.....I generally prefer a Virginian; but a roll with a Georgian can be very pleasurable too! ;)


I remember, when I was a schoolboy, a local tobacconist had the words "Try our noted shag" written on its awning. It could only be seen from the top deck of our bus on the way home. Snigger ye not. ;) ;D