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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Mysteryman on 19 July 2010, 14:09:26

Title: Why I dont need a beemer
Post by: Mysteryman on 19 July 2010, 14:09:26

A donkey and a chicken are out in a field when the donkey falls down a hole. The chicken races over to the farmers BMW, ties a rope to the front and pulls the donkey out. A week later the chicken falls down the same hole. He shouts the donkey to get the BMW but instead the donkey walks over to the hole and drops his c0ck in and the chicken climbs up it.

Moral of the story: When you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a BMW to pull a chick.

Title: Re: Why I dont need a beemer
Post by: rikki_essex on 19 July 2010, 14:37:19

lol ;D

Title: Re: Why I dont need a beemer
Post by: henryd on 19 July 2010, 14:39:14

 ;D ;D :y :y :y

Title: Re: Why I dont need a beemer
Post by: jerry on 19 July 2010, 14:40:15

must remember this one for all the beemer owners I know ;D

Title: Re: Why I dont need a beemer
Post by: PhilRich on 19 July 2010, 19:02:27

PMSL  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Why I dont need a beemer
Post by: Amego52 on 19 July 2010, 19:05:06

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must remember this one for all the beemer owners I know ;D

Yes that would be me! :-[

Title: Re: Why I dont need a beemer
Post by: Lazydocker on 19 July 2010, 20:19:25

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Why I dont need a beemer
Post by: geoffr70 on 19 July 2010, 21:09:55

Funn haha! But I think these cars are so over rated it's unreal. I'd never drive a BMW, not even if you paid me. Aswell as that, the car that cuts you up/tail gates you/generally drives like an idiot, is more often than not a BMW. There is a certain amount of arrogance associated with these cars IMO.