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Title: Holy Water
Post by: dbug on 25 July 2010, 14:52:18

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water.  If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's rse, he'll pass a Harley Davidson !'
 

 

Title: Re: Holy Water
Post by: PhilRich on 25 July 2010, 16:34:58

 ;D Oldie but a Goldie  ;D :y