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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 01 August 2010, 20:26:06
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My wife tells me..... that I have the bad habit of scratching my balls.... when in public......I'm unaware that I do this. She also tells me that I scratch my balls when speaking with her girlfriends ....Women are just jealous because they don't have a scrotum. :)....It's that simple... ::) ::) ;)
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Have you been to the doctor about this problem. :-/
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Have you been to the doctor about this problem. :-/
Thanks for your concern .....Skruntie.....In answer to your question.....yes I have...... and she was most helpful. :)
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pocket billiards or hands on ..
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I thought this is what you meant Opti;
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRruk7fA3WY[/media]
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Perhaps a change of soap powder would be worth a try? ;D
Kevin
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Nothing wrong with that. If women had balls (thank god they hav'nt) they'd scratch them.
Most men can peel an orange with thier hands in thier pockets!!! ;D
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Why do women stretch when they get out of bed in the morning?
'Cos they don't have any balls to scratch.
seemples! ;D
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Thanks for that clip Zulu, absolutely priceless & started the day off on a light hearted note (said he scratching his nuts);D :y
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I thought this is what you meant Opti;
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRruk7fA3WY[/media]
That reminds me Zulu.... ::) ::)
Two nuns in the dark......the first one says "where's the candle".......and the second nun replies..... ;)
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:)
dont worry you are not lonely ;D :-X
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Have you been to the doctor about this problem. :-/
Thanks for your concern .....Skruntie.....In answer to your question.....yes I have...... and she was most helpful. :)
dr betty swollocks
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Nothing wrong with that. If women had balls (thank god they hav'nt) they'd scratch them.
Most men can peel an orange with thier hands in thier pockets!!! ;D
;D ;D ;D :y :y
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My wife tells me..... that I have the bad habit of scratching my balls.... when in public......I'm unaware that I do this. She also tells me that I scratch my balls when speaking with her girlfriends ....Women are just jealous because they don't have a scrotum. :)....It's that simple... ::) ::) ;)
If you've got an itch mate you need to scratch it :y
Simple as that. ;)
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im not being funny or anything here guys, but i think it may be an old age thing... my old man seems to hav thhis "bad habit" and he's only a few off 50... :P ::) :y ;D
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My wife tells me..... that I have the bad habit of scratching my balls.... when in public......I'm unaware that I do this. She also tells me that I scratch my balls when speaking with her girlfriends ....Women are just jealous because they don't have a scrotum. :)....It's that simple... ::) ::) ;)
If you've got an itch mate you need to scratch it :y
Simple as that. ;)
I have to agree with you Db but should point out that the consequences can be perilous.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csQVviBZeWo[/media]
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My wife tells me..... that I have the bad habit of scratching my balls.... when in public......I'm unaware that I do this. She also tells me that I scratch my balls when speaking with her girlfriends ....Women are just jealous because they don't have a scrotum. :)....It's that simple... ::) ::) ;)
If you've got an itch mate you need to scratch it :y
Simple as that. ;)
I have to agree with you Db but should point out that the consequences can be perilous.
Scratching - fair enough, but sniffing afterwards is inexcusable. ;D
Kevin
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My wife tells me..... that I have the bad habit of scratching my balls.... when in public......I'm unaware that I do this. She also tells me that I scratch my balls when speaking with her girlfriends ....Women are just jealous because they don't have a scrotum. :)....It's that simple... ::) ::) ;)
If you've got an itch mate you need to scratch it :y
Simple as that. ;)
I have to agree with you Db but should point out that the consequences can be perilous.
Scratching - fair enough, but sniffing afterwards is inexcusable. ;D
Kevin
Thats why he's a monkey and we are humans :y