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Title: Blonde ?
Post by: dbug on 06 August 2010, 18:43:09

Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing

Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder.'

The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.

She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches.

Then, she walked off.

Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde!

We need the height, and she gives us the f...'n length

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Post by: Debs. on 06 August 2010, 18:57:22

 ::).....;D.....;).....:y

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Post by: Richie London on 06 August 2010, 19:11:16

 ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 06 August 2010, 20:04:43

 ;D ;D ;D ;D Top class  ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: zirax on 06 August 2010, 20:18:38

 ;D ;D Wasn't expecting that one

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Post by: jerry on 06 August 2010, 20:41:11

like it! ;D ;D

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Post by: smithpa7 on 06 August 2010, 22:12:15

 ;D ;D Superb :y :y :y

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Post by: plym ian on 06 August 2010, 22:31:17

funny ;D ;D :y :y

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Post by: Shackeng on 06 August 2010, 23:31:38

Excellent, one for after the golf dinner! :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Amigo on 07 August 2010, 01:31:41

2 irishmen walking along the road, one sees a mirror, picks it up, looks in it & says "Dat bloke looks familiar" His mate takes the mirror from him, looks in it & says "Of course it does, it's me yer eejut"! ::)