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Title: Job application
Post by: Shackeng on 10 August 2010, 09:47:40

IRISH JOB INTERVIEW Murphy applied for a fermentation operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin .   A Pole applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test by the Manager. 
When the results were in, both men had scored 19 out of 20. 
The manager went to Murphy and said, "Thank you for coming to the interview, but we’ve decided to give the Pole the job." 
Murphy, "And why would you be doing that?"   
"We both got 19 questions correct."
"This being Ireland and me being Irish surely I should get the job." 
Manager, "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you got wrong." 
Murphy, "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than another?" 
Manager, "Simple. On question number 7 the Pole wrote down, 'I don’t know.'
You put down,
‘Neither do I’.“

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Post by: Jimbob on 10 August 2010, 09:49:36

 ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 10 August 2010, 11:01:05

 ;D ;D ;D splendid  :y

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Post by: Varche on 10 August 2010, 11:41:13

Very funny ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: PhilRich on 10 August 2010, 11:44:21

 ;D ;D ;D Excellent  ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: dbug on 10 August 2010, 22:58:24

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: jonnycool on 10 August 2010, 23:01:02

It's a cracker!  ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: tidla on 10 August 2010, 23:26:07

Quote

It's a cracker!  ;D ;D ;D

(in the voice of frank carson) :y ;D

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Post by: shane1000 on 11 August 2010, 21:17:24

i'll try that one on my custodial exams !!!