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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: dbug on 17 August 2010, 22:25:20
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In an office:
Toilet out of order...... Please use floor below
In a Laundromat:
Automatic Washing Machines: Please Remove All Your Clothes When The Light Goes Out
In a London department store:
Bargain Basement Upstairs
In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken
In an office:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board
Outside a second-hand shop:
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Notice in health food shop window:
Closed due to illness
Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants please stay in your car
Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor
Notice in a farmer's field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
On a repair shop door:
We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)
:) :)
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In an office:
Toilet out of order...... Please use floor below
In a Laundromat:
Automatic Washing Machines: Please Remove All Your Clothes When The Light Goes Out
In a London department store:
Bargain Basement Upstairs
In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken
In an office:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board
Outside a second-hand shop:
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Notice in health food shop window:
Closed due to illness
Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants please stay in your car
Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor
Notice in a farmer's field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
On a repair shop door:
We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)
:) :)
Where where where................ :D :D :D :D :D
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In an office:
Toilet out of order...... Please use floor below
In a Laundromat:
Automatic Washing Machines: Please Remove All Your Clothes When The Light Goes Out
In a London department store:
Bargain Basement Upstairs
In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken
In an office:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board
Outside a second-hand shop:
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Notice in health food shop window:
Closed due to illness
Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants please stay in your car
Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor
Notice in a farmer's field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
On a repair shop door:
We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)
:) :)
Where where where................ :D :D :D :D :D
Back in the 70s when I was married we were big into wife swapping - got a smashing wheel barrow once! :y
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In an office:
Toilet out of order...... Please use floor below
In a Laundromat:
Automatic Washing Machines: Please Remove All Your Clothes When The Light Goes Out
In a London department store:
Bargain Basement Upstairs
In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken
In an office:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board
Outside a second-hand shop:
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Notice in health food shop window:
Closed due to illness
Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants please stay in your car
Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor
Notice in a farmer's field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
On a repair shop door:
We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)
:) :)
Where where where................ :D :D :D :D :D
Back in the 70s when I was married we were big into wife swapping - got a smashing wheel barrow once! :y
Yes, but did it do the cooking, washing up, washing and the Ironing though...... :D :D :D
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In an office:
Toilet out of order...... Please use floor below
In a Laundromat:
Automatic Washing Machines: Please Remove All Your Clothes When The Light Goes Out
In a London department store:
Bargain Basement Upstairs
In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken
In an office:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board
Outside a second-hand shop:
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Notice in health food shop window:
Closed due to illness
Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants please stay in your car
Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor
Notice in a farmer's field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
On a repair shop door:
We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)
:) :)
Where where where................ :D :D :D :D :D
Back in the 70s when I was married we were big into wife swapping - got a smashing wheel barrow once! :y
Yes, but did it do the cooking, washing up, washing and the Ironing though...... :D :D :D
No!!
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:y That post cheered me up! ;D