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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Sixstring on 18 August 2010, 09:19:09
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On the way to work today, passed a LDV van with the legend painted nicely on it:
ACE ERECTIONS Ltd. (House builders, NHBC registered)
"Erections from small to large, free estimates, tel 01425-67****"
Had to change lanes, laughing too much. Is this for real? Wouldn't somebody in the tax/companies house/etc have stopped him calling his company that name?
Proper job, nice van, well signwritten.
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Nah, there's loads of firms all over the UK with variations on the theme ;D That just happens to be one of the 'bigger' ones ::) :y
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A mate of mine used to work in the Tax office and told me of a woman he once interviewed.
She was bulginging out over the top of a very exspensive mini skirt 3 piece suit thing complete with pinstripe waste coat and her accountant sat next to her.
Her company was called "Erection and Demolision services" and blatently obvious what she was running, but she also bought run down terraced houses as a cover up.
No matter what question they threw at her she had a reply for them, in the end they had to admit that she had conformed in accordance to all the rules..... ::)
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Whn i worked for Boalloy i worked in the Erection Shop ;D
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Whn i worked for Boalloy i worked in the Erection Shop ;D
Hardly surprising you sticky little individual. ;D ;D
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Whn i worked for Boalloy i worked in the Erection Shop ;D
Hardly surprising you sticky little individual. ;D ;D
Yep... He's going to lose his mod status if he keeps making threads sticky! ;D ;D ;D
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unstuck...
I thought the gayPhone was, well, Gay, but those Sony Ericsson Xperia Androids are shite :P
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This reminds me, in a strange sort of way, of this:-
(http://ckthisout.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/stiff-nipples.jpg)
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Some good advertising ones though.
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/Cars%20-%20Art/paint_illusion_02.jpg)
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The Lone Drainer & Pronto - for real
http://www.thelonedrainerandpronto.com.au/
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Whn i worked for Boalloy i worked in the Erection Shop ;D
Hardly surprising you sticky little individual. ;D ;D
Yep... He's going to lose his mod status if he keeps making threads sticky! ;D ;D ;D
Its actually Jammies fault ever since he touch my phone its stickytime everytime ;D
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.... I'm afraid to comment !
"I say Bunny, all these double-entendre's have given me a fair old attack of the vapours, be a good fellow & fetch my salts from the night-stand"
(From Jeeve's get's a stiffy - P.G. Woodhouse)
Did find this one...
(http://www.redwoodsigns.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/funny-van-7048972-550x366.jpg)
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there was a good one i came across a while ago. a building firm with the motto.....
You've tried the cowboys...now try the indians.
run by an indian guy...obviously ;D ;D
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I like the turdbusters email address
Dilligaf@aol... hahahaha
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I wondered if anybody would spot that...........made me laugh!