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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Searcher on 22 August 2010, 16:36:17

Title: How To Get a Date (Joke)
Post by: Searcher on 22 August 2010, 16:36:17

How To Get a Date

There was a loser who couldn't get a date.

He went to a bar and asked a guy how to get a date.

The guy said, "It's simple. I just say that you're a lawyer."

So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out.

After she said no, he told her that it was probably a good thing
because he had a case early in the morning.

She said, "Oh! You're a lawyer?"

He said, "Why, yes I am!"

So they went to his place.

When they were in bed making love,
the guy started to laugh to himself.

When she asked what was so funny, he answered,

"Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes,
and I'm already screwing someone!"

Title: Re: How To Get a Date (Joke)
Post by: PhilRich on 22 August 2010, 23:46:37

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: How To Get a Date (Joke)
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 23 August 2010, 12:53:38

;D ;D ;D Splendid  ;D ;D ;D (With all due respect to those I know in the profession) :y

Title: Re: How To Get a Date (Joke)
Post by: Amigo on 23 August 2010, 22:20:14

My brother will like that!!! ;D :y