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Title: quote of the day
Post by: iainb on 24 August 2010, 22:02:50
                 An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered

                 his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which

                 required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers

                 exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline. He said

                 that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the

                 passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment.

                 Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking

                 with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?"

                 "Why, no Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said,

                 "Did we land, or were we shot down?"
Title: Re: quote of the day
Post by: Iain on 24 August 2010, 22:09:16
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: quote of the day
Post by: tidla on 24 August 2010, 23:23:42
 ;D ;D :y


and if you find some teeth under the seat you know where to send them
Title: Re: quote of the day
Post by: Andy B on 24 August 2010, 23:32:09
Quote
                 An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered

                 his ship into the runway really hard.  .......

He must've have been some pilot! :y  :y  :y
Title: Re: quote of the day
Post by: beemerdevil on 25 August 2010, 12:35:03
 ;D ;D nice one .... i knew a few pilots like that when i worked for BA :o