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Title: taxi nights update
Post by: horvath2500 on 31 August 2010, 00:01:20

well as you know, i taxi in my elite around lytham, and i probably could write a book on what i have seen but it never ceases to amaze me what people will do after a couple of sherberts, and its clear that the older people feel a lot younger than they actually are after a good session, i will set the scene for you so to speak, bank hol weekends are usually all the youngsters on fridays and saturdays with sundays at the taps usually attracting the older generation, three ladies get in, two of them about 55ish and a younger one in the front, the lady who sits behind me is rather intoxicated and is clearly a bit horny as she is massaging my shoulders and neck and commenting i have broad shoulders, after five mins we arrive at the drop off point for the older lady that is sitting behind me, she continues to blurble and leans over to thank me and proceeds to peck me on the cheek, after a bit more blurb she pecks me again and gets out of the car. She then walks in front of the car, which incidently has xenon's, she then lifts up her fawn coloured dress to reveal those fleshy coloured tights with the traditional Bridgette Jones Knickers, at this point i am looking at the other ladies and they are looking at their friend in amazement, the lady in front of the car then proceeds to lower tights and knickers and give me the moon, i could have sworn the starfish was showing along with what looked like an open mussel :P, it is at this stage i wished the xenon's were not working, i was laughing quite harshly and i wish my missus will have that ladies attitude to life at her age.
The other ladies apologised for their friend :-[, all part of doing the job, i should have videod it.
 :y :y

Title: Re: taxi nights update
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 31 August 2010, 08:39:39

Aren't women great all the same? :-* :-*

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Title: Re: taxi nights update
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 31 August 2010, 09:00:10

Are you sure it's an alcohol related problem Horv?


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Title: Re: taxi nights update
Post by: Debs. on 31 August 2010, 09:04:09

 :o

Title: Re: taxi nights update
Post by: PhilRich on 31 August 2010, 10:00:07

That's put me right off my seafood cocktail! ;D

Title: Re: taxi nights update
Post by: horvath2500 on 31 August 2010, 21:07:40

well lets face it, i am just glad she didn't have the farmers!!! :y :y

Title: Re: taxi nights update
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 31 August 2010, 21:25:15

Had some cracking nights in Blackpool ::) the ladies ;D seem to loose all control ...............

Happy Days :D