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Title: Beer
Post by: dbug on 31 August 2010, 19:00:23

This is alarming


Beer contains female hormones!
Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
 
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!

 :) ;) ;)

Title: Re: Beer
Post by: Mysteryman on 31 August 2010, 19:02:40

 ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: Jimbob on 31 August 2010, 19:08:56

can't argue with that  ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Seth on 31 August 2010, 19:15:16

 ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: waspy on 31 August 2010, 20:35:20

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

All so very true :y

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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 31 August 2010, 20:49:24

 ;D ;D ;D ;D Top class  ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Beer
Post by: Welung666 on 31 August 2010, 20:52:14

This reminds me of a song I haven't heard for years....

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXzIQ2Octxw[/media]

Title: Re: Beer
Post by: Tony H on 31 August 2010, 20:53:30

Brilliant ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 31 August 2010, 21:09:04

Quote

This reminds me of a song I haven't heard for years....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXzIQ2Octxw

 ;D ;D ;D I enjoyed that.  :y :y

Title: Re: Beer
Post by: PhilRich on 31 August 2010, 21:26:35

 ;D ;D ;D ;D [smiley=beer.gif]

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Post by: Vamps on 31 August 2010, 21:43:27

Nice one...... :y :y

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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 31 August 2010, 23:02:49

Excellent.   ;D ;D :y :y

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Post by: sparks469 on 01 September 2010, 00:06:20

oh so true  love it

Title: Re: Beer
Post by: rikki_essex on 01 September 2010, 10:55:41

 :y :y