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Title: Skruntie threads
Post by: Mysteryman on 01 September 2010, 15:21:41
I have a couple of embarrassing questions but, after reading some of Skrunties exciting and informative threads, I feel it may be OK to ask:

1) What's the best way to brown a chicken?

2) Who has the cheapest milk, asda or tesco?


Thank you in advance.
Title: Re: Skruntie threads
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 01 September 2010, 15:28:16
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I have a couple of embarrassing questions but, after reading some of Skrunties exciting and informative threads, I feel it may be OK to ask:

1) What's the best way to brown a chicken?

In an oven generally.

2) Who has the cheapest milk, asda or tesco?

Neither, Morrisons.


Thank you in advance.

and in advance, sod off.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ::) :y
Title: Re: Skruntie threads
Post by: Mysteryman on 01 September 2010, 15:31:20
Morrisons? Now there's a turnup for the books :o
Title: Re: Skruntie threads
Post by: Pitchfork on 01 September 2010, 19:12:55
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Morrisons? Now there's a turnup for the books :o
He was not asking for the price of turnips! ;D
Title: Re: Skruntie threads
Post by: PhilRich on 01 September 2010, 19:20:07
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I have a couple of embarrassing questions but, after reading some of Skrunties exciting and informative threads, I feel it may be OK to ask:

1) What's the best way to drown a chicken?

2) Who has the cheapest milk, asda or tesco?


Thank you in advance.









I don't think this a very good idea STMO, given the power of the all seeing Tinternet! ::) ;D ;D ;D ;) :y
Title: Re: Skruntie threads
Post by: tidla on 01 September 2010, 19:26:35
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I have a couple of embarrassing questions but, after reading some of Skrunties exciting and informative threads, I feel it may be OK to ask:

1) What's the best way to drown a chicken?

2) Who has the cheapest milk, asda or tesco?


Thank you in advance.









I don't think this a very good idea STMO, given the power of the all seeing Tinternet! ::) ;D ;D ;D ;) :y

(i think he meant choke)
Title: Re: Skruntie threads
Post by: Richie London on 01 September 2010, 19:34:03
 :y :y :y
Title: Re: Skruntie threads
Post by: PhilRich on 01 September 2010, 19:34:19
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I have a couple of embarrassing questions but, after reading some of Skrunties exciting and informative threads, I feel it may be OK to ask:

1) What's the best way to drown a chicken?

2) Who has the cheapest milk, asda or tesco?


Thank you in advance.









I don't think this a very good idea STMO, given the power of the all seeing Tinternet! ::) ;D ;D ;D ;) :y

(i think he meant choke)






 ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Skruntie threads
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 01 September 2010, 20:07:00
So let's see then.

How many way's can we cook a chicken.

Will start with roasting, when I get really bored we can look at way's to brown  them.   ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Skruntie threads
Post by: Iain on 01 September 2010, 20:12:52
1. Brown a chicken?

Shed and fence paint

2. Cheapest milk?

Neighbour up the street,only open early early morning
 :y
Title: Re: Skruntie threads
Post by: PhilRich on 01 September 2010, 20:14:16
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1. Brown a chicken?

Shed and fence paint

2. Cheapest milk?

Neighbour up the street,only open early early morning
 :y



 ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Skruntie threads
Post by: Mysteryman on 01 September 2010, 20:15:06
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1. Brown a chicken?

Shed and fence paint

2. Cheapest milk?

Neighbour up the street, take it straight off her doorstep
 :y


Typical Jock :P
Title: Re: Skruntie threads
Post by: Iain on 01 September 2010, 20:20:23
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1. Brown a chicken?

Shed and fence paint

2. Cheapest milk?

Neighbour up the street, take it straight off her doorstep
 :y


Typical Jock :P


Watch it!










 :D ;D
Title: Re: Skruntie threads
Post by: Sixstring on 02 September 2010, 09:52:41
Best way to brown a chicken??   BASTE IT FIRST.

Cheapest milk???            YOUR LOCAL FARMER.

Simples!!
Title: Re: Skruntie threads
Post by: Mysteryman on 02 September 2010, 12:07:59
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Best way to brown a chicken??   BASTE IT FIRST.

Cheapest milk???            YOUR LOCAL FARMER.

Simples!!


Thank you for your valuable feedback. Now that I've broached those two questions, I can think of a thousand more ::)

Yours truly, Skruntie x ;D