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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Mysteryman on 20 September 2010, 10:20:17
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Getup, turn the computer on, make a cup of coffee, grunt, fart, scratch arse then log on to OOF to see if anyone's done for your post count while you were innocently snoozing. ;D
It happens! :o
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My word - that was interesting!
Wasn't that interesting, everyone?
Perhaps we should all do the same, just to read interesting posts like that.
I can't wait for tomorrow, just so I can leap out of bed and do just what STMO123 does. Doesn't he live an exciting life!
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My word - that was interesting!
Wasn't that interesting, everyone?
Perhaps we should all do the same, just to read interesting posts like that.
I can't wait for tomorrow, just so I can leap out of bed and do just what STMO123 does. Doesn't he live an exciting life!
Better than shifting 6 month old messages about.......and then losing them :P
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Getup, turn the computer on, make a cup of coffee, grunt, fart, scratch arse then log on to OOF...
You forgot to go to the toilet and have a ciggie... :y
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And losing all your docs as well. You'd be better getting up in the morning and logging straight on to OOF. That way you couldn't lose stuff. ;D
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How did you know they were 6 months old? Have you been spying on me?
Good grief - my paranoia is catching up with my OCD. :(
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How did you know they were 6 months old? Have you been spying on me?
Good grief - my paranoia is catching up with my OCD. :(
I have no such problem. No one has ever sent me a message. Can't think why.
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I haven't lost my documents, I've just mislaid them. They are neatly filed away, I just can't remember where.
If I get a shovel from the garden and start now, I should be able to clear away the accumulated garbage on my "office" floor in time to find them before I have to renew the tax. :( :( :(
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How did you know they were 6 months old? Have you been spying on me?
Good grief - my paranoia is catching up with my OCD. :(
I have no such problem. No one has ever sent me a message. Can't think why.
Given what most people want to say to you, it would probably be a criminal offence to put it in writing. And the mail system would have to be quarantined. :)
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Getup, turn the computer on, make a cup of coffee, grunt, fart, scratch arse then log on to OOF to see if anyone's done for your post count while you were innocently snoozing. ;D
It happens! :o
;D ;D ;D :y
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Getup, turn the computer on, make a cup of coffee, grunt, fart, scratch arse then log on to OOF...
You forgot to go to the toilet and have a ciggie... :y
..............and wash his hands!! :o :o :o Dirty Steve!! ::) ::) ::)
:D :D
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My word - that was interesting!
Wasn't that interesting, everyone?
Perhaps we should all do the same, just to read interesting posts like that.
I can't wait for tomorrow, just so I can leap out of bed and do just what STMO123 does. Doesn't he live an exciting life!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Indeed!
I can just imagine the teacher with a group of children.......
"Today children we are going to read a story....an interesting story of a man called Steve.............He gets up early Children and he Getup, turn the computer on, make a cup of coffee, grunt, fart, scratch arse then log on to OOF.
Now wasn't that interesting children? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D"
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My word - that was interesting!
Wasn't that interesting, everyone?
Perhaps we should all do the same, just to read interesting posts like that.
I can't wait for tomorrow, just so I can leap out of bed and do just what STMO123 does. Doesn't he live an exciting life!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Indeed!
I can just imagine the teacher with a group of children.......
"Today children we are going to read a story....an interesting story of a man called Steve.............He gets up early Children and he Getup, turn the computer on, make a cup of coffee, grunt, fart, scratch arse then log on to OOF.
Now wasn't that interesting children? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D"
My wife, the breadwinner, is a primary school teacher. Sometimes she brings her classroom manner home with her. I spend hours standing in the corner, especially if I haven't been keeping up with the housework. :( :( :(
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My word - that was interesting!
Wasn't that interesting, everyone?
Perhaps we should all do the same, just to read interesting posts like that.
I can't wait for tomorrow, just so I can leap out of bed and do just what STMO123 does. Doesn't he live an exciting life!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Indeed!
I can just imagine the teacher with a group of children.......
"Today children we are going to read a story....an interesting story of a man called Steve.............He gets up early Children and he Getup, turn the computer on, make a cup of coffee, grunt, fart, scratch arse then log on to OOF.
Now wasn't that interesting children? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D"
My wife, the breadwinner, is a primary school teacher. Sometimes she brings her classroom manner home with her. I spend hours standing in the corner, especially if I haven't been keeping up with the housework. :( :( :(
Do you have to wear a large pointy hat with a big D on it JB?.... ;)
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My word - that was interesting!
Wasn't that interesting, everyone?
Perhaps we should all do the same, just to read interesting posts like that.
I can't wait for tomorrow, just so I can leap out of bed and do just what STMO123 does. Doesn't he live an exciting life!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Indeed!
I can just imagine the teacher with a group of children.......
"Today children we are going to read a story....an interesting story of a man called Steve.............He gets up early Children and he Getup, turn the computer on, make a cup of coffee, grunt, fart, scratch arse then log on to OOF.
Now wasn't that interesting children? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D"
My wife, the breadwinner, is a primary school teacher. Sometimes she brings her classroom manner home with her. I spend hours standing in the corner, especially if I haven't been keeping up with the housework. :( :( :(
Do you have to wear a large pointy hat with a big D on it JB?.... ;)
Oh dear, I have this image now of JB in a corner:
(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk247/lizziefreeman/All%20Things%20Interesting/DuncesHat.jpg)
:D :D :D :D :D ;)
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and this is how lizzie serves up punishment.. ::)
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/0%20-%20Bits%20-%20001/moulinrouge2.gif)
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and this is how lizzie serves up punishment.. ::)
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/0%20-%20Bits%20-%20001/moulinrouge2.gif)
Now that punishment would would have been a lot better than losing my post count :y
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I just wish I was as young, and looked as good as she does Skruntie! :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I just wish I was as young, and looked as good as she does Skruntie! :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder Lizzie! You'd be the one for me (if I was single of course! ;)) :-*
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I just wish I was as young, and looked as good as she does Skruntie! :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder Lizzie! You'd be the one for me (if I was single of course! ;)) :-*
Ah Phil, that's so sweet :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* 8-)
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My word - that was interesting!
Wasn't that interesting, everyone?
Perhaps we should all do the same, just to read interesting posts like that.
I can't wait for tomorrow, just so I can leap out of bed and do just what STMO123 does. Doesn't he live an exciting life!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Indeed!
I can just imagine the teacher with a group of children.......
"Today children we are going to read a story....an interesting story of a man called Steve.............He gets up early Children and he Getup, turn the computer on, make a cup of coffee, grunt, fart, scratch arse then log on to OOF.
Now wasn't that interesting children? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D"
My wife, the breadwinner, is a primary school teacher. Sometimes she brings her classroom manner home with her. I spend hours standing in the corner, especially if I haven't been keeping up with the housework. :( :( :(
Do you have to wear a large pointy hat with a big D on it JB?.... ;)
Oh dear, I have this image now of JB in a corner:
(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk247/lizziefreeman/All%20Things%20Interesting/DuncesHat.jpg)
:D :D :D :D :D ;)
Don't be so ridiculous - this is 1982 - teachers don't do that any more.
Er - it's not 1982, is it? It's 2010. These senior moments are getting worse...
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How did you know they were 6 months old? Have you been spying on me?
Good grief - my paranoia is catching up with my OCD.
NOIA: Suspecting People
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Beauty is skin deep.
I had a girlfriend once who was inside out. :D ;D ;D ;D
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Beauty is skin deep.
I had a girlfriend once who was inside out. :D ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Beauty is skin deep.
I had a girlfriend once who was inside out. :D ;D ;D ;D
It took guts reveal that, son. 8-) :y :y
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As a very senior member of this esteemed forum - almost a king in fact - I take exception to newbies commenting on my words of wisdom. ::)
:P :D ;D ;D ;D
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As a very senior member of this esteemed forum - almost a king in fact - I take exception to newbies commenting on my words of wisdom. ::)
:P :D ;D ;D ;D
When are you planning on coming up with some then?
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Dont you have some ferrets to extract from your underpants ? :-/ :P :D
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As a very senior member of this esteemed forum - almost a king in fact - I take exception to newbies commenting on my words of wisdom. ::)
:P :D ;D ;D ;D
Sorry Guv - I'm new to this game 'aint I. ;D
(http://planetsmilies.net/ill-violated-dead-smiley-5387.gif) (http://planetsmilies.net)
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Dont you have some ferrets to extract from your underpants ? :-/ :P :D
No they've all gone to bed.
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As a very senior member of this esteemed forum - almost a king in fact - I take exception to newbies commenting on my words of wisdom. ::)
:P :D ;D ;D ;D
Sorry Guv - I'm new to this game 'aint I. ;D
(http://planetsmilies.net/ill-violated-dead-smiley-5387.gif) (http://planetsmilies.net)
Bullying newbies should lead to a post count reduction at the very least IMO.
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Not bullying at all, merely signalling the pecking order and etiquette in order to save any confusion or embarrassing episodes in the future.
I would call it "cruel to be kind". ;)
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Not bullying at all, merely signalling the pecking order and etiquette in order to save any confusion or embarrassing episodes in the future.
I would call it "cruel to be kind". ;)
You seem very hard. Can I be your mate? Please.
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No - break off. :P
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No - break off. :P
I know you don't mean that mate. I was the only one who believed your were innocent. I even started a 'Free Albs' thread. But no one wanted one. ;D
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Not bullying at all, merely signalling the pecking order and etiquette in order to save any confusion or embarrassing episodes in the future.
I would call it "cruel to be kind". ;)
I feel as if I've had the keek beaten out of me by the Young Newtown though. :'( :'( :'(
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When I'm in your gang, Albs, will you give me some of your posts, so that I can be hard too.? :y
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NO break off. :P :P