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Title: New morning ritual
Post by: Mysteryman on 20 September 2010, 10:20:17
Getup, turn the computer on, make a cup of coffee, grunt, fart, scratch arse then log on to OOF to see if anyone's done for your post count while you were innocently snoozing. ;D

It happens! :o
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: jereboam on 20 September 2010, 10:27:44
My word - that was interesting!

Wasn't that interesting, everyone?

Perhaps we should all do the same, just to read interesting posts like that.

I can't wait for tomorrow, just so I can leap out of bed and do just what STMO123 does.  Doesn't he live an exciting life!
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: Mysteryman on 20 September 2010, 10:28:37
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My word - that was interesting!

Wasn't that interesting, everyone?

Perhaps we should all do the same, just to read interesting posts like that.

I can't wait for tomorrow, just so I can leap out of bed and do just what STMO123 does.  Doesn't he live an exciting life!


Better than shifting 6 month old messages about.......and then losing them :P
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: Brikhead on 20 September 2010, 10:30:10
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Getup, turn the computer on, make a cup of coffee, grunt, fart, scratch arse then log on to OOF...

You forgot to go to the toilet and have a ciggie... :y
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: Mysteryman on 20 September 2010, 10:30:50
And losing all your docs as well. You'd be better getting up in the morning and logging straight on to OOF. That way you couldn't lose stuff. ;D
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: jereboam on 20 September 2010, 10:31:52
How did you know they were 6 months old?  Have you been spying on me?

Good grief - my paranoia is catching up with my OCD. :(
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: Mysteryman on 20 September 2010, 10:33:30
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How did you know they were 6 months old?  Have you been spying on me?

Good grief - my paranoia is catching up with my OCD. :(


I have no such problem. No one has ever sent me a message. Can't think why.
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: jereboam on 20 September 2010, 10:36:41
I haven't lost my documents, I've just mislaid them.  They are neatly filed away, I just can't remember where. 

If I get a shovel from the garden and start now, I should be able to clear away the accumulated garbage on my "office" floor in time to find them before I have to renew the tax. :( :( :(
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: jereboam on 20 September 2010, 10:39:24
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How did you know they were 6 months old?  Have you been spying on me?

Good grief - my paranoia is catching up with my OCD. :(


I have no such problem. No one has ever sent me a message. Can't think why.

Given what most people want to say to you, it would probably be a criminal offence to put it in writing.  And the mail system would have to be quarantined.   :)
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 20 September 2010, 10:46:48
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Getup, turn the computer on, make a cup of coffee, grunt, fart, scratch arse then log on to OOF to see if anyone's done for your post count while you were innocently snoozing. ;D

It happens! :o

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 September 2010, 12:32:49
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Getup, turn the computer on, make a cup of coffee, grunt, fart, scratch arse then log on to OOF...

You forgot to go to the toilet and have a ciggie... :y


..............and wash his hands!! :o :o :o  Dirty Steve!! ::) ::) ::)

 :D :D
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 September 2010, 12:38:52
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My word - that was interesting!

Wasn't that interesting, everyone?

Perhaps we should all do the same, just to read interesting posts like that.

I can't wait for tomorrow, just so I can leap out of bed and do just what STMO123 does.  Doesn't he live an exciting life!


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Indeed!

I can just imagine the teacher with a group of children.......

"Today children we are going to read a story....an interesting story of a man called Steve.............He gets up early Children and he Getup, turn the computer on, make a cup of coffee, grunt, fart, scratch arse then log on to OOF.

Now wasn't that interesting children? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D" 
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: jereboam on 20 September 2010, 13:06:43
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My word - that was interesting!

Wasn't that interesting, everyone?

Perhaps we should all do the same, just to read interesting posts like that.

I can't wait for tomorrow, just so I can leap out of bed and do just what STMO123 does.  Doesn't he live an exciting life!


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Indeed!

I can just imagine the teacher with a group of children.......

"Today children we are going to read a story....an interesting story of a man called Steve.............He gets up early Children and he Getup, turn the computer on, make a cup of coffee, grunt, fart, scratch arse then log on to OOF.

Now wasn't that interesting children? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D" 

My wife, the breadwinner, is a primary school teacher.  Sometimes she brings her classroom manner home with her.  I spend hours standing in the corner, especially if I haven't been keeping up with the housework. :( :( :(
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 September 2010, 14:27:12
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My word - that was interesting!

Wasn't that interesting, everyone?

Perhaps we should all do the same, just to read interesting posts like that.

I can't wait for tomorrow, just so I can leap out of bed and do just what STMO123 does.  Doesn't he live an exciting life!


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Indeed!

I can just imagine the teacher with a group of children.......

"Today children we are going to read a story....an interesting story of a man called Steve.............He gets up early Children and he Getup, turn the computer on, make a cup of coffee, grunt, fart, scratch arse then log on to OOF.

Now wasn't that interesting children? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D" 

My wife, the breadwinner, is a primary school teacher.  Sometimes she brings her classroom manner home with her.  I spend hours standing in the corner, especially if I haven't been keeping up with the housework. :( :( :(



Do you have to wear a large pointy hat with a big D on it JB?.... ;)
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 September 2010, 14:47:59
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My word - that was interesting!

Wasn't that interesting, everyone?

Perhaps we should all do the same, just to read interesting posts like that.

I can't wait for tomorrow, just so I can leap out of bed and do just what STMO123 does.  Doesn't he live an exciting life!


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Indeed!

I can just imagine the teacher with a group of children.......

"Today children we are going to read a story....an interesting story of a man called Steve.............He gets up early Children and he Getup, turn the computer on, make a cup of coffee, grunt, fart, scratch arse then log on to OOF.

Now wasn't that interesting children? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D" 

My wife, the breadwinner, is a primary school teacher.  Sometimes she brings her classroom manner home with her.  I spend hours standing in the corner, especially if I haven't been keeping up with the housework. :( :( :(



Do you have to wear a large pointy hat with a big D on it JB?.... ;)


Oh dear, I have this image now of JB in a corner:

(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk247/lizziefreeman/All%20Things%20Interesting/DuncesHat.jpg)

 :D :D :D :D :D ;)
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 20 September 2010, 15:30:26
and this is how lizzie serves up punishment..   ::)

(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/0%20-%20Bits%20-%20001/moulinrouge2.gif)
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: MikeDundee on 20 September 2010, 15:44:14
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and this is how lizzie serves up punishment..   ::)

(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/0%20-%20Bits%20-%20001/moulinrouge2.gif)

Now that punishment would would have been a lot better than losing my post count :y
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 September 2010, 16:00:23
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I just wish I was as young, and looked as good as she does Skruntie! :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: PhilRich on 20 September 2010, 16:12:08
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I just wish I was as young, and looked as good as she does Skruntie! :D :D :D :D ;) ;)




Beauty is in the eye of the beholder Lizzie! You'd be the one for me (if I was single of course! ;)) :-*

Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 September 2010, 16:13:04
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I just wish I was as young, and looked as good as she does Skruntie! :D :D :D :D ;) ;)




Beauty is in the eye of the beholder Lizzie! You'd be the one for me (if I was single of course! ;)) :-*



Ah Phil, that's so sweet :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* 8-)
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: jereboam on 20 September 2010, 16:21:18
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My word - that was interesting!

Wasn't that interesting, everyone?

Perhaps we should all do the same, just to read interesting posts like that.

I can't wait for tomorrow, just so I can leap out of bed and do just what STMO123 does.  Doesn't he live an exciting life!


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Indeed!

I can just imagine the teacher with a group of children.......

"Today children we are going to read a story....an interesting story of a man called Steve.............He gets up early Children and he Getup, turn the computer on, make a cup of coffee, grunt, fart, scratch arse then log on to OOF.

Now wasn't that interesting children? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D" 

My wife, the breadwinner, is a primary school teacher.  Sometimes she brings her classroom manner home with her.  I spend hours standing in the corner, especially if I haven't been keeping up with the housework. :( :( :(



Do you have to wear a large pointy hat with a big D on it JB?.... ;)


Oh dear, I have this image now of JB in a corner:

(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk247/lizziefreeman/All%20Things%20Interesting/DuncesHat.jpg)

 :D :D :D :D :D ;)

Don't be so ridiculous - this is 1982 - teachers don't do that any more.





Er - it's not 1982, is it?  It's 2010.  These senior moments are getting worse...
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: Webby the Bear on 20 September 2010, 17:44:04
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How did you know they were 6 months old?  Have you been spying on me?

Good grief - my paranoia is catching up with my OCD. 

NOIA: Suspecting People
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: albitz on 20 September 2010, 20:12:36
Beauty is skin deep.
I had a girlfriend once who was inside out. :D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 September 2010, 20:13:18
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Beauty is skin deep.
I had a girlfriend once who was inside out. :D ;D ;D ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 20 September 2010, 21:00:06
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Beauty is skin deep.
I had a girlfriend once who was inside out. :D ;D ;D ;D

It took guts reveal that, son. 8-) :y :y
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: albitz on 20 September 2010, 21:12:04
As a very senior member of this esteemed forum - almost a king in fact - I take exception to newbies commenting on my words of wisdom. ::)

 :P :D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: CaptainZok on 20 September 2010, 21:13:07
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As a very senior member of this esteemed forum - almost a king in fact - I take exception to newbies commenting on my words of wisdom. ::)

 :P :D ;D ;D ;D
When are you planning on coming up with some then?
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: albitz on 20 September 2010, 21:14:32
Dont you have some ferrets to extract from your underpants ? :-/ :P :D
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 20 September 2010, 21:16:38
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As a very senior member of this esteemed forum - almost a king in fact - I take exception to newbies commenting on my words of wisdom. ::)

 :P :D ;D ;D ;D


Sorry Guv - I'm new to this game 'aint I. ;D
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Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: CaptainZok on 20 September 2010, 21:16:51
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Dont you have some ferrets to extract from your underpants ? :-/ :P :D
No they've all gone to bed.
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: CaptainZok on 20 September 2010, 21:18:13
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As a very senior member of this esteemed forum - almost a king in fact - I take exception to newbies commenting on my words of wisdom. ::)

 :P :D ;D ;D ;D


Sorry Guv - I'm new to this game 'aint I. ;D
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Bullying newbies should lead to a post count reduction at the very least IMO.
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: albitz on 20 September 2010, 21:23:35
Not bullying at all, merely signalling the pecking order and etiquette in order to save any confusion or embarrassing episodes in the future.
I would call it "cruel to be kind". ;)
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: Mysteryman on 20 September 2010, 21:24:48
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Not bullying at all, merely signalling the pecking order and etiquette in order to save any confusion or embarrassing episodes in the future.
I would call it "cruel to be kind". ;)


You seem very hard. Can I be your mate? Please.
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: albitz on 20 September 2010, 21:26:31
No - break off. :P
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: Mysteryman on 20 September 2010, 21:28:49
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No - break off. :P


I know you don't mean that mate. I was the only one who believed your were innocent. I even started a 'Free Albs' thread. But no one wanted one. ;D
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 20 September 2010, 21:30:24
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Not bullying at all, merely signalling the pecking order and etiquette in order to save any confusion or embarrassing episodes in the future.
I would call it "cruel to be kind". ;)

I feel as if I've had the keek beaten out of me by the Young Newtown though. :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: Mysteryman on 20 September 2010, 21:32:04
When I'm in your gang, Albs, will you give me some of your posts, so that I can be hard too.? :y
Title: Re: New morning ritual
Post by: albitz on 20 September 2010, 21:45:33
NO break off. :P :P