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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Mysteryman on 11 October 2010, 20:23:14
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Rummaging through my dvd's today, I found one called 'Bald and barely legal'. Chuffed with my find I put the disc in the player and sat there, c0ck in hand, ready to bash one out. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be a Dept of Transport film about tyre tread depths. :(
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so did you put your
cock dvd away or carry on regardless ? ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Anything to with rubber does the trick for me...Please forward dvd
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Brillaint ;D ;D ;D
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::) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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At his age, he would only blow out dust anyway. ::) :P
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Excellent ;D ;D ;D
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(http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/19/192653/17_2008/ogc.gif)
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(I've been waiting for an excuse to use this logo!)
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(http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/19/192653/17_2008/ogc.gif)
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(I've been waiting for an excuse to use this logo!)
Where is the animated one?
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I was once given a DVD called "The Black Stallion" What appears? A horse running about a field!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rummaging through my dvd's today, I found one called 'Bald and barely legal'. Chuffed with my find I put the disc in the player and sat there, c0ck in hand, ready to bash one out. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be a Dept of Transport film about tyre tread depths. :(
At your age Steve I'd be chuffed if I was still capable!! ::) ;D ;D ;D
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I was also disappointed to get a Tiger Woods video "My favourite 18 holes".
It was not what I expected as it was about golf.
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I was also disappointed to get a Tiger Woods video "My favourite 18 holes".
It was not what I expected as it was about golf.
youve gone and lowered the tone altogether now havent you.... ;D
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Pervert.... ::) ::) ;)
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Rummaging through my dvd's today, I found one called 'Bald and barely legal'. Chuffed with my find I put the disc in the player and sat there, c0ck in hand, ready to bash one out. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be a Dept of Transport film about tyre tread depths. :(
I must admit......I like a baby smooth pussy on a woman.... :y :y but hate the "plucked chicken" look that some women have... :-/
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Rummaging through my dvd's today, I found one called 'Bald and barely legal'. Chuffed with my find I put the disc in the player and sat there, c0ck in hand, ready to bash one out. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be a Dept of Transport film about tyre tread depths. :(
I must admit......I like a baby smooth pussy on a woman.... :y :y but hate the "plucked chicken" look that some women have... :-/
some of them look like the've used up 8 lives already
;D ;D ;D
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Rummaging through my dvd's today, I found one called 'Bald and barely legal'. Chuffed with my find I put the disc in the player and sat there, c0ck in hand, ready to bash one out. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be a Dept of Transport film about tyre tread depths. :(
I must admit......I like a baby smooth pussy on a woman.... :y :y but hate the "plucked chicken" look that some women have... :-/
And where can one view such a large selection of pussies Opti?
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Rummaging through my dvd's today, I found one called 'Bald and barely legal'. Chuffed with my find I put the disc in the player and sat there, c0ck in hand, ready to bash one out. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be a Dept of Transport film about tyre tread depths. :(
I must admit......I like a baby smooth pussy on a woman.... :y :y but hate the "plucked chicken" look that some women have... :-/
And where can one view such a large selection of pussies Opti?
I've no idea Steve.. ::) ::)..(Skrunts will know.. ::) ::))....A nice decorative clit ring makes a pleasant addition to a smooth pussy in my opinion. I don't care for too much girl fur down there.... ::) ::) ;)
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I don't care for too much girl fur down there.... ::) ::) ;)
once dated a girl so hairy that I needed a periscope to find my way back out.... dont worry im leaving shortly :D :D
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This thread will soon require a [size=20]NWS [/size]on it!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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I don't care for too much girl fur down there.... ::) ::) ;)
once dated a girl so hairy that I needed a periscope to find my way back out.... dont worry im leaving shortly :D :D
Back in the seventies ......all the girls seemed to have the "full bush"....Girls and young women look much better today.... :y :y :y
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bad news for you, hair is coming back in fashion, at least thats what the wife says.... and funny thing is I cant find the hedge trimmers in the garage, vanished they have.. :o
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This thread will soon require a [size=20]NWS [/size]on it!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Soon? ;D
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It has a NWS on it now...thanks to that filthy boy Opti... :o
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I prefer a nice thatch trimmed at the sides, something to nessle my nose in, amongst other parts too :P :P :-* :-* ;D
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It has a NWS on it now...thanks to that filthy boy Opti... :o
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Yeah It does steven ::) :-[
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Slightly hairy is OK....until they turn grey. :-/
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Well i am not gray yet but I mmmmmmmmmmm :-X
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Oh you can't stop there.. ;D
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I can ;D ;D ;)
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Oh you can't stop there.. ;D
She's a lady, she stops where she likes ;D
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Oh you can't stop there.. ;D
She's a lady, she stops where she likes ;D
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Who says i am a lady LOL ;D ;D ;D but thanks Pete :y
:D :-*
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I'd better keep this :-X :-X ;D
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..........is waiting patiently for marias next post ::)
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You be waiting ages lol ;D ;D
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You be waiting ages lol ;D ;D
Good for you Maria!! :y :y :y :y :y
Those dirty boys deserve to wait........and wait...........and wait........... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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You be waiting ages lol ;D ;D
Good for you Maria!! :y :y :y :y :y
Those dirty boys deserve to wait........and wait...........and wait........... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Yeah they do Lizzie ;D ;D ;D
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It has a NWS on it now...thanks to that filthy boy Opti... :o
Just expressing my views on female pubic grooming....nowt else. ::) ::).....You started it with your "bishop bashing "....Mr Steve.... ;D ;D ;)
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Yeah its all his fault optimist;D ;D
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You be waiting ages lol ;D ;D
Good for you Maria!! :y :y :y :y :y
Those dirty boys deserve to wait........and wait...........and wait........... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
I am a patient man.. :P
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You be waiting ages lol ;D ;D
Good for you Maria!! :y :y :y :y :y
Those dirty boys deserve to wait........and wait...........and wait........... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
I am a patient man.. :P
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You'll have to be aaron with me and Lizzie around ;D ;D ;D
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You be waiting ages lol ;D ;D
Good for you Maria!! :y :y :y :y :y
Those dirty boys deserve to wait........and wait...........and wait........... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
I am a patient man.. :P
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You'll have to be aaron with me and Lizzie around ;D ;D ;D
If you go near either of them two mate, you'll end up as a hospital patient.... ::)
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Maria, you're looking at a man who has a relationship once every five years..
I am very patient.. ;D :-[ :'(
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You be waiting ages lol ;D ;D
Good for you Maria!! :y :y :y :y :y
Those dirty boys deserve to wait........and wait...........and wait........... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
I am a patient man.. :P
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You'll have to be aaron with me and Lizzie around ;D ;D ;D
If you go near either of them two mate, you'll end up as a hospital patient.... ::)
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I am not that a bad of a person so speak for your self STEVEN ::)
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They have gone all quiet on us Lizzie, they cant stand it ;D ;D
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Well i am not gray yet but I mmmmmmmmmmm :-X
Blimey, are you double jointed Maria :o
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Well I'm still here :P
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Well I'm still here :P
aye hacking maria's computer looking for candid self shots i bet ;D ;D
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Well i am not gray yet but I mmmmmmmmmmm :-X
Blimey, are you double jointed Maria :o
C'mon Pete, that's gone waaay over their heads......
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Well i am not gray yet but I mmmmmmmmmmm :-X
Blimey, are you double jointed Maria :o
C'mon Pete, that's gone waaay over their heads......
I thought you might get it though ;D
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They have gone all quiet on us Lizzie, they cant stand it ;D ;D
They always do when they cannot get what they want! ::) ::) They go into a corner and sulk (and probably something else.......dirty, dirty boys :o :o :o :o! :D :D :D :D :D :D
Still by now they have run out of what was driving them in the first place; 3 minute wonders! ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
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They have gone all quiet on us Lizzie, they cant stand it ;D ;D
They always do when they cannot get what they want! ::) ::) They go into a corner and sulk (and probably something else.......dirty, dirty boys :o :o :o :o! :D :D :D :D :D :D
Still by now they have run out of what was driving them in the first place; 3 minute wonders! ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
Oh dear Lizzie, sounds like you're talking from experience ::) ::)
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I do love bald women - but perhaps not of this kind.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re50D9Gqeis[/media]
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They have gone all quiet on us Lizzie, they cant stand it ;D ;D
They always do when they cannot get what they want! ::) ::) They go into a corner and sulk (and probably something else.......dirty, dirty boys :o :o :o :o! :D :D :D :D :D :D
Still by now they have run out of what was driving them in the first place; 3 minute wonders! ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
Oh dear Lizzie, sounds like you're talking from experience ::) ::)
as do most women Pete!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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They have gone all quiet on us Lizzie, they cant stand it ;D ;D
They always do when they cannot get what they want! ::) ::) They go into a corner and sulk (and probably something else.......dirty, dirty boys :o :o :o :o! :D :D :D :D :D :D
Still by now they have run out of what was driving them in the first place; 3 minute wonders! ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
Oh dear Lizzie, sounds like you're talking from experience ::) ::)
as do most women Pete!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Oh dear. No wonder they go around with glumb faces :(
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Aaaah, now this is more like it. :-* :-* :-* :y
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvo3H7r60sI&feature=related[/media]
Terrible bloody music all the same. [smiley=thumbdown.gif]
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They have gone all quiet on us Lizzie, they cant stand it ;D ;D
This thread seems to have expanded rapidly since i 1st viewed and untill now nothing to do with me allthough my name has been mentioned.
Grooming has been a conversion point with 2 ladies with me this week, after a story told to me it was evident frind 1 was totally out of controll in the grooming department to the fact she has been nick named hairy bum after a drunken weekend with her husband and friends, but it seems it is her husbands preferance.
Friend 2 says she is normally shaven, but at this moment is ready for a trim she says, but considering a full shave.
So being as Maria has voiced her opinion and as left you lads thinking my question is whats best. :question
1. shaved
2 trimmed and shaped.
3. just trim
4. kept in order, but long
5. totally out of control
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They have gone all quiet on us Lizzie, they cant stand it ;D ;D
They always do when they cannot get what they want! ::) ::) They go into a corner and sulk (and probably something else.......dirty, dirty boys :o :o :o :o! :D :D :D :D :D :D
Still by now they have run out of what was driving them in the first place; 3 minute wonders! ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
My experiance Lizzie is that women have far dirtier minds than us men, they just never tell us. ::)
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Here you go Zulu
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUiTQvT0W_0[/media]
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I`m still amused by the "Foam & Leather Hand Job- $2.00" sign; seen outside a Californian car wash several years ago. ;D
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They have gone all quiet on us Lizzie, they cant stand it ;D ;D
They always do when they cannot get what they want! ::) ::) They go into a corner and sulk (and probably something else.......dirty, dirty boys :o :o :o :o! :D :D :D :D :D :D
Still by now they have run out of what was driving them in the first place; 3 minute wonders! ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
My experiance Lizzie is that women have far dirtier minds than us men, they just never tell us. ::)
you've only got to go in the womens toilet in a pub to read the walls to find out how disgusting women are. :o :o
NO!!! i dont perv in the womens, ive seen them when we do work on clubs and pubs. ;D ;D ;D
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They have gone all quiet on us Lizzie, they cant stand it ;D ;D
This thread seems to have expanded rapidly since i 1st viewed and untill now nothing to do with me allthough my name has been mentioned.
Grooming has been a conversion point with 2 ladies with me this week, after a story told to me it was evident frind 1 was totally out of controll in the grooming department to the fact she has been nick named hairy bum after a drunken weekend with her husband and friends, but it seems it is her husbands preferance.
Friend 2 says she is normally shaven, but at this moment is ready for a trim she says, but considering a full shave.
So being as Maria has voiced her opinion and as left you lads thinking my question is whats best. :question
1. shaved
2 trimmed and shaped.
3. just trim
4. kept in order, but long
5. totally out of control
....and smooth.....Skrunts... :y :y
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I'll vote for that but boy this thread is making me think about my ex far too much.. and that is not good. Bah. :-/
Must.. stop.. reading.. ;D
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Yeah you must ;D ;D :-*
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Damnit, look at that.. I read this post again ;D ;D
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I`m still amused by the "Foam & Leather Hand Job- $2.00" sign; seen outside a Californian car wash several years ago. ;D
In my case it would be a matter of California Dreamin' like-yea baby 8-) 8-) :-* :-* :y
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN3GbF9Bx6E[/media]
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Here you go Zulu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUiTQvT0W_0
Thanks Mr S, I do love that look. :y
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I`m still amused by the "Foam & Leather Hand Job- $2.00" sign; seen outside a Californian car wash several years ago. ;D
In my case it would be a matter of California Dreamin' like-yea baby 8-) 8-) :-* :-* :y
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN3GbF9Bx6E[/media]
I love that song. :y