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Title: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
Post by: Mysteryman on 11 October 2010, 20:23:14
Rummaging through my dvd's today, I found one called 'Bald and barely legal'. Chuffed with my find I put the disc in the player and sat there, c0ck in hand, ready to bash one out. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be a Dept of Transport film about tyre tread depths. :(
Title: Re: Very disappointed
Post by: vauxfan2k on 11 October 2010, 20:25:12
so did you put your cock dvd away or carry on regardless ?  ;D ;D
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Post by: Richie London on 11 October 2010, 20:25:19
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Post by: pscocoa on 11 October 2010, 20:32:41
Anything to with rubber does the trick for me...Please forward dvd
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Post by: Elite Pete on 11 October 2010, 20:52:05
Brillaint  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 11 October 2010, 21:25:43
 ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Proz on 11 October 2010, 21:59:04
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Del Boy on 11 October 2010, 22:13:46
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: albitz on 11 October 2010, 22:17:33
At his age, he would only blow out dust anyway. ::) :P
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Post by: jonnycool on 11 October 2010, 23:06:29
Excellent  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: bluey on 12 October 2010, 09:19:18
(http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/19/192653/17_2008/ogc.gif)

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(I've been waiting for an excuse to use this logo!)
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Post by: Martin_1962 on 12 October 2010, 16:23:28
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(http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/19/192653/17_2008/ogc.gif)

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(I've been waiting for an excuse to use this logo!)


Where is the animated one?
Title: Re: Very disappointed
Post by: greenman on 12 October 2010, 16:30:55
I was once given a DVD called "The Black Stallion" What appears?                                                          A horse running about a field!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Very disappointed
Post by: bob.dent on 12 October 2010, 16:45:23
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Rummaging through my dvd's today, I found one called 'Bald and barely legal'. Chuffed with my find I put the disc in the player and sat there, c0ck in hand, ready to bash one out. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be a Dept of Transport film about tyre tread depths. :(

At your age Steve I'd be chuffed if I was still capable!! ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: pscocoa on 12 October 2010, 16:54:12
I was also disappointed to get a Tiger Woods video "My favourite 18 holes".

It was not what I expected as it was about golf.
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Post by: vauxfan2k on 12 October 2010, 17:19:36
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I was also disappointed to get a Tiger Woods video "My favourite 18 holes".

It was not what I expected as it was about golf.

youve gone and lowered the tone altogether now havent you....  ;D
Title: Re: Very disappointed
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 October 2010, 17:41:15
Pervert.... ::) ::) ;)
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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 October 2010, 18:15:07
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Rummaging through my dvd's today, I found one called 'Bald and barely legal'. Chuffed with my find I put the disc in the player and sat there, c0ck in hand, ready to bash one out. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be a Dept of Transport film about tyre tread depths. :(


I must admit......I like a baby smooth pussy on a woman.... :y :y but hate the "plucked chicken" look that some women have... :-/ 
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Post by: Richie London on 12 October 2010, 18:23:22
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Rummaging through my dvd's today, I found one called 'Bald and barely legal'. Chuffed with my find I put the disc in the player and sat there, c0ck in hand, ready to bash one out. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be a Dept of Transport film about tyre tread depths. :(


I must admit......I like a baby smooth pussy on a woman.... :y :y but hate the "plucked chicken" look that some women have... :-/ 


some of them look like the've used up 8 lives already
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Title: Re: Very disappointed
Post by: Mysteryman on 12 October 2010, 18:49:29
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Rummaging through my dvd's today, I found one called 'Bald and barely legal'. Chuffed with my find I put the disc in the player and sat there, c0ck in hand, ready to bash one out. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be a Dept of Transport film about tyre tread depths. :(


I must admit......I like a baby smooth pussy on a woman.... :y :y but hate the "plucked chicken" look that some women have... :-/ 


And where can one view such a large selection of pussies Opti?
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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 October 2010, 19:33:36
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Rummaging through my dvd's today, I found one called 'Bald and barely legal'. Chuffed with my find I put the disc in the player and sat there, c0ck in hand, ready to bash one out. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be a Dept of Transport film about tyre tread depths. :(


I must admit......I like a baby smooth pussy on a woman.... :y :y but hate the "plucked chicken" look that some women have... :-/ 


And where can one view such a large selection of pussies Opti?

I've no idea Steve.. ::) ::)..(Skrunts will know.. ::) ::))....A nice decorative clit ring makes a pleasant addition to a smooth pussy in my opinion.  I don't care for too much girl fur down there.... ::) ::) ;)
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Post by: vauxfan2k on 12 October 2010, 19:39:58
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I don't care for too much girl fur down there....  ::) ::) ;)

once dated a girl so hairy that I needed a periscope to find my way back out....  dont worry im leaving shortly  :D :D
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 12 October 2010, 19:42:49
This thread will soon require a [size=20]NWS [/size]on it!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 October 2010, 19:43:32
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I don't care for too much girl fur down there....  ::) ::) ;)

once dated a girl so hairy that I needed a periscope to find my way back out....  dont worry im leaving shortly  :D :D


Back in the seventies ......all the girls seemed to have the "full bush"....Girls and young women look much better today.... :y :y :y
Title: Re: Very disappointed
Post by: vauxfan2k on 12 October 2010, 19:49:58
bad news for you, hair is coming back in fashion, at least thats what the wife says....  and funny thing is I cant find the hedge trimmers in the garage, vanished they have..  :o
Title: Re: Very disappointed
Post by: aaronjb on 12 October 2010, 20:09:05
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This thread will soon require a [size=20]NWS [/size]on it!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Soon? ;D
Title: Re: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
Post by: Mysteryman on 12 October 2010, 20:12:40
It has a NWS on it now...thanks to that filthy boy Opti... :o
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Post by: waspy on 12 October 2010, 20:13:41
I prefer a nice thatch trimmed at the sides, something to nessle my nose in, amongst other parts too :P :P :-* :-* ;D
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Post by: maria on 12 October 2010, 20:15:42
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It has a NWS on it now...thanks to that filthy boy Opti... :o
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Yeah It does steven ::) :-[
Title: Re: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
Post by: Mysteryman on 12 October 2010, 20:16:20
Slightly hairy is OK....until they turn grey. :-/
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Post by: maria on 12 October 2010, 20:17:34
Well i am not gray yet but I mmmmmmmmmmm :-X
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Post by: aaronjb on 12 October 2010, 20:18:02
Oh you can't stop there..  ;D
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Post by: maria on 12 October 2010, 20:18:36
I can ;D ;D ;)
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Post by: waspy on 12 October 2010, 20:18:58
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Oh you can't stop there..  ;D

She's a lady, she stops where she likes ;D
Title: Re: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
Post by: maria on 12 October 2010, 20:20:41
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Oh you can't stop there..  ;D

She's a lady, she stops where she likes ;D
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Who says i am a lady LOL  ;D ;D ;D but thanks Pete :y
 :D :-*
Title: Re: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
Post by: maria on 12 October 2010, 20:21:38
I'd better keep this :-X :-X ;D
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Post by: Richie London on 12 October 2010, 20:21:51
..........is waiting patiently for marias next post  ::)
Title: Re: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
Post by: maria on 12 October 2010, 20:24:29
You be waiting ages lol ;D ;D
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 12 October 2010, 20:25:56
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You be waiting ages lol ;D ;D



Good for you Maria!! :y :y :y :y :y

Those dirty boys deserve to wait........and wait...........and wait........... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
Post by: maria on 12 October 2010, 20:28:29
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You be waiting ages lol ;D ;D



Good for you Maria!! :y :y :y :y :y

Those dirty boys deserve to wait........and wait...........and wait........... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


Yeah they do Lizzie ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 October 2010, 20:29:30
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It has a NWS on it now...thanks to that filthy boy Opti... :o


Just expressing my views on female pubic grooming....nowt else. ::) ::).....You started it with your "bishop bashing "....Mr Steve.... ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
Post by: maria on 12 October 2010, 20:32:11
Yeah its all his fault  optimist;D ;D
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Post by: aaronjb on 12 October 2010, 20:32:55
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You be waiting ages lol ;D ;D



Good for you Maria!! :y :y :y :y :y

Those dirty boys deserve to wait........and wait...........and wait........... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I am a patient man..  :P
Title: Re: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
Post by: maria on 12 October 2010, 20:34:41
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You be waiting ages lol ;D ;D



Good for you Maria!! :y :y :y :y :y

Those dirty boys deserve to wait........and wait...........and wait........... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I am a patient man..  :P
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You'll have to be aaron with me and Lizzie around ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
Post by: Mysteryman on 12 October 2010, 20:36:43
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You be waiting ages lol ;D ;D



Good for you Maria!! :y :y :y :y :y

Those dirty boys deserve to wait........and wait...........and wait........... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I am a patient man..  :P
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You'll have to be aaron with me and Lizzie around ;D ;D ;D


If you go near either of them two mate, you'll end up as a hospital patient.... ::)
Title: Re: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
Post by: aaronjb on 12 October 2010, 20:37:51
Maria, you're looking at a man who has a relationship once every five years..


I am very patient..  ;D :-[ :'(
Title: Re: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
Post by: maria on 12 October 2010, 20:38:34
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You be waiting ages lol ;D ;D



Good for you Maria!! :y :y :y :y :y

Those dirty boys deserve to wait........and wait...........and wait........... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I am a patient man..  :P
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You'll have to be aaron with me and Lizzie around ;D ;D ;D


If you go near either of them two mate, you'll end up as a hospital patient.... ::)
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I am not that a bad of a person so speak for your self STEVEN ::)
Title: Re: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
Post by: maria on 12 October 2010, 20:41:49
They have gone all quiet on us Lizzie, they cant stand it  ;D ;D
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Post by: Elite Pete on 12 October 2010, 20:48:38
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Well i am not gray yet but I mmmmmmmmmmm :-X
Blimey, are you double jointed Maria :o
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Post by: aaronjb on 12 October 2010, 20:49:01
Well I'm still here  :P
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Post by: vauxfan2k on 12 October 2010, 20:52:05
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Well I'm still here  :P

aye hacking maria's computer looking for candid self shots i bet  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
Post by: Mysteryman on 12 October 2010, 20:59:16
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Well i am not gray yet but I mmmmmmmmmmm :-X
Blimey, are you double jointed Maria :o

C'mon Pete, that's gone waaay over their heads......
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Post by: Elite Pete on 12 October 2010, 21:00:55
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Well i am not gray yet but I mmmmmmmmmmm :-X
Blimey, are you double jointed Maria :o

C'mon Pete, that's gone waaay over their heads......
I thought you might get it though ;D
Title: Re: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 12 October 2010, 21:04:00
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They have gone all quiet on us Lizzie, they cant stand it  ;D ;D



They always do when they cannot get what they want! ::) ::)  They go into a corner and sulk (and probably something else.......dirty, dirty boys :o :o :o :o! :D :D :D :D :D :D

Still by now they have run out of what was driving them in the first place; 3 minute wonders! ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
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Post by: waspy on 12 October 2010, 21:07:17
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They have gone all quiet on us Lizzie, they cant stand it  ;D ;D



They always do when they cannot get what they want! ::) ::)  They go into a corner and sulk (and probably something else.......dirty, dirty boys :o :o :o :o! :D :D :D :D :D :D

Still by now they have run out of what was driving them in the first place; 3 minute wonders! ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)

Oh dear Lizzie, sounds like you're talking from experience ::) ::)
Title: Re: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 12 October 2010, 21:09:03
I do love bald women - but perhaps not of this kind.


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re50D9Gqeis[/media]
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 12 October 2010, 21:09:46
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They have gone all quiet on us Lizzie, they cant stand it  ;D ;D



They always do when they cannot get what they want! ::) ::)  They go into a corner and sulk (and probably something else.......dirty, dirty boys :o :o :o :o! :D :D :D :D :D :D

Still by now they have run out of what was driving them in the first place; 3 minute wonders! ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)

Oh dear Lizzie, sounds like you're talking from experience ::) ::)

as do most women Pete!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: waspy on 12 October 2010, 21:12:33
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They have gone all quiet on us Lizzie, they cant stand it  ;D ;D



They always do when they cannot get what they want! ::) ::)  They go into a corner and sulk (and probably something else.......dirty, dirty boys :o :o :o :o! :D :D :D :D :D :D

Still by now they have run out of what was driving them in the first place; 3 minute wonders! ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)

Oh dear Lizzie, sounds like you're talking from experience ::) ::)

as do most women Pete!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Oh dear. No wonder they go around with glumb faces :(
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 12 October 2010, 21:24:23
Aaaah, now this is more like it. :-* :-* :-* :y


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvo3H7r60sI&feature=related[/media]


Terrible bloody music all the same. [smiley=thumbdown.gif]
Title: Re: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 13 October 2010, 10:43:33
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They have gone all quiet on us Lizzie, they cant stand it  ;D ;D


This thread seems to have expanded rapidly since i 1st viewed and untill now nothing to do with me allthough my name has been mentioned.

Grooming has been a conversion point with 2 ladies with me this week, after a story told to me it was evident frind 1 was totally out of controll in the grooming department to the fact she has been nick named hairy bum after a drunken weekend with her husband and friends, but it seems it is her husbands preferance.

Friend 2 says she is normally shaven, but at this moment is ready for a trim she says, but considering a full shave.

So being as Maria has voiced her opinion and as left you lads thinking my question is whats best.  :question

1. shaved

2  trimmed and shaped.

3. just trim

4.  kept in order, but long

5. totally out of control
Title: Re: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 13 October 2010, 10:46:28
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They have gone all quiet on us Lizzie, they cant stand it  ;D ;D



They always do when they cannot get what they want! ::) ::)  They go into a corner and sulk (and probably something else.......dirty, dirty boys :o :o :o :o! :D :D :D :D :D :D

Still by now they have run out of what was driving them in the first place; 3 minute wonders! ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)

My experiance Lizzie is that women have far dirtier minds than us men, they just never tell us.   ::)
Title: Re: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 13 October 2010, 10:50:41
Here you go Zulu

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUiTQvT0W_0[/media]
Title: Re: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
Post by: Debs. on 13 October 2010, 11:20:57
I`m still amused by the "Foam & Leather Hand Job- $2.00" sign; seen outside a Californian car wash several years ago. ;D
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Post by: Richie London on 13 October 2010, 11:26:05
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They have gone all quiet on us Lizzie, they cant stand it  ;D ;D



They always do when they cannot get what they want! ::) ::)  They go into a corner and sulk (and probably something else.......dirty, dirty boys :o :o :o :o! :D :D :D :D :D :D

Still by now they have run out of what was driving them in the first place; 3 minute wonders! ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)

My experiance Lizzie is that women have far dirtier minds than us men, they just never tell us.   ::)


you've only got to go in the womens toilet in a pub to read the walls to find out how disgusting women are.  :o :o
NO!!! i dont perv in the womens, ive seen them when we do work on clubs and pubs. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 13 October 2010, 11:36:41
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They have gone all quiet on us Lizzie, they cant stand it  ;D ;D


This thread seems to have expanded rapidly since i 1st viewed and untill now nothing to do with me allthough my name has been mentioned.

Grooming has been a conversion point with 2 ladies with me this week, after a story told to me it was evident frind 1 was totally out of controll in the grooming department to the fact she has been nick named hairy bum after a drunken weekend with her husband and friends, but it seems it is her husbands preferance.

Friend 2 says she is normally shaven, but at this moment is ready for a trim she says, but considering a full shave.

So being as Maria has voiced her opinion and as left you lads thinking my question is whats best.  :question

1. shaved

2  trimmed and shaped.

3. just trim

4.  kept in order, but long

5. totally out of control



....and smooth.....Skrunts... :y :y
Title: Re: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
Post by: aaronjb on 13 October 2010, 11:48:02
I'll vote for that but boy this thread is making me think about my ex far too much.. and that is not good. Bah.  :-/

Must.. stop.. reading..  ;D
Title: Re: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
Post by: maria on 13 October 2010, 15:26:52
Yeah you must ;D ;D :-*
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Post by: aaronjb on 13 October 2010, 15:39:29
Damnit, look at that.. I read this post again  ;D ;D
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 13 October 2010, 16:13:13
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I`m still amused by the "Foam & Leather Hand Job- $2.00" sign; seen outside a Californian car wash several years ago. ;D


In my case it would be a matter of California Dreamin' like-yea baby 8-) 8-) :-* :-* :y


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN3GbF9Bx6E[/media]
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 13 October 2010, 16:21:27
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Here you go Zulu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUiTQvT0W_0


Thanks Mr S,  I do love that look. :y
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Post by: aaronjb on 13 October 2010, 16:41:09
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I`m still amused by the "Foam & Leather Hand Job- $2.00" sign; seen outside a Californian car wash several years ago. ;D


In my case it would be a matter of California Dreamin' like-yea baby 8-) 8-) :-* :-* :y


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN3GbF9Bx6E[/media]

I love that song.  :y