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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: millwall on 15 November 2010, 18:08:39

Title: irishman
Post by: millwall on 15 November 2010, 18:08:39

2 Irishmen looked through a catalogue.

Paddy says, "Look at those gorgeous women and the prices are reasonable too".

Mick agrees and says, "I'm ordering one right now!!

3 weeks later, Paddy says, "Has your woman turned up yet?

"No", says Mick, "But it shouldn't be long now, her clothes turned up yesterday!!!

Title: Re: irishman
Post by: Mysteryman on 15 November 2010, 19:28:15

Albs loves this kind of thing. :y

Title: Re: irishman
Post by: vauxfan2k on 15 November 2010, 19:32:44

you know there are catalogues that you can actually buy the girl.. a few types, nanny, cleaner, maid, come in all colours and languages too.

they even have a "Tomy's my first philipino wife"

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: irishman
Post by: Mysteryman on 15 November 2010, 19:36:56

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you know there are catalogues that you can actually buy the girl.. a few types, nanny, cleaner, maid, come in all colours and languages too.

they even have a "Tomy's my first philipino wife"

 ;D ;D ;D

Or just date them....

http://www.uniformdating.co.uk/

Title: Re: irishman
Post by: bluey on 15 November 2010, 19:53:11

I tried a uniform dating site.  Got matched with a Japanese Navy Admiral......

Title: Re: irishman
Post by: Mysteryman on 15 November 2010, 20:02:57

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I tried a uniform dating site.  Got matched with a Japanese Navy Admiral......

Kamikaze? ;D

Title: Re: irishman
Post by: waspy on 15 November 2010, 20:14:51

 ;D ;D ;D ;D