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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: tyreburner on 19 December 2010, 17:02:07

Title: thick people
Post by: tyreburner on 19 December 2010, 17:02:07
well i went out in the mig got out of bedlington ok but coming back in - had a go at some tart who overtook me at the bottom of  hill - explained that the white stuff was snow, and that was a hill and people tend to wait at the bottom till its clear to take a run up oh and she had come down the hilll on my bumper with no lights on and needed to learn some common sense!!! - she was not amused! then spun all the way up the hill thinking if this goes one inch either side am fooked  so am in now and the omega wont be going out again !!
Rang tina whilst waiting at the bottom of the hill  and told her to prepare to "fire up the quattro " and she replied with " what do you want me to do pmsl ??????????? bitch says am not gonna risk me audi for anything  :( :( :( :'( :'(
Title: Re: thick people
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 19 December 2010, 17:44:57
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well i went out in the mig got out of bedlington ok but coming back in - had a go at some tart who overtook me at the bottom of  hill - explained that the white stuff was snow, and that was a hill and people tend to wait at the bottom till its clear to take a run up oh and she had come down the hilll on my bumper with no lights on and needed to learn some common sense!!! - she was not amused! then spun all the way up the hill thinking if this goes one inch either side am fooked  so am in now and the omega wont be going out again !!
Rang tina whilst waiting at the bottom of the hill  and told her to prepare to "fire up the quattro " and she replied with " what do you want me to do pmsl ??????????? bitch says am not gonna risk me audi for anything  :( :( :( :'( :'(


Sensible women I'd say! :y :y :y  Who would risk their Audi for a man! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: thick people
Post by: tyreburner on 19 December 2010, 17:48:10
But lizzie i only went out to get bulbs for her lights and painkillers for HER bad back!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: thick people
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 19 December 2010, 17:49:40
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But lizzie i only went out to get bulbs for her lights and painkillers for HER bad back!!!!!!!!!!!


Well?  So?  What do you expect when you love a women!! ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: thick people
Post by: sotmh on 19 December 2010, 17:53:50
some people. :o :o
Title: Re: thick people
Post by: aaronjb on 19 December 2010, 18:05:41
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But lizzie i only went out to get bulbs for her lights and painkillers for HER bad back!!!!!!!!!!!


Well?  So?  What do you expect when you love a women!! ;D ;D ;D ;)

D'ooh.. if I bite my tongue any harder, it'll bleed..  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: thick people
Post by: V6 CDX-er on 19 December 2010, 18:36:59
It wasn't this women was it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNin7QJEOZE&feature=player_embedded

(it gets interesting at 1:20)

Title: Re: thick people
Post by: Squealey on 19 December 2010, 18:38:15
I used to have an Audi S2. The 1990's Coupe with 2.2 Turbo and Quattro drivetrain. It was absolutely useless in the snow, whereas my Mazda 6 1.8 of the time was brilliant.

Its all down to the tyres. Anymore winters like this and it they will pass a law to say you must fit winter tyres. (Hmmm, cant afford to replace the tyres on my Mig as it is, how would I pay for them???)
Title: Re: thick people
Post by: the alarming man on 19 December 2010, 18:41:31
WTF   :o :y
Title: Re: thick people
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 19 December 2010, 18:59:04
Now why didn't the chap who was filming the poor cow's plight go and help her instead! :o :o :o

Men!! ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: thick people
Post by: aaronjb on 19 December 2010, 19:03:36
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Now why didn't the chap who was filming the poor cow's plight go and help her instead! :o :o :o

Men!! ::) ::) ::) ::)

Because he clearly already had a girlfriend (you can hear her in the video), so no chance of getting laid for helping?  :D :-X
Title: Re: thick people
Post by: Tina on 19 December 2010, 19:56:56
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I used to have an Audi S2. The 1990's Coupe with 2.2 Turbo and Quattro drivetrain. It was absolutely useless in the snow, whereas my Mazda 6 1.8 of the time was brilliant.

Its all down to the tyres. Anymore winters like this and it they will pass a law to say you must fit winter tyres. (Hmmm, cant afford to replace the tyres on my Mig as it is, how would I pay for them???)

I was guilted into taking mick to the shop earlier.
My S4 ploughed thru the snow no problem  ;D ::)

Now mick knows what i went thru in the mig when i was using it for a few weeks & we had plenty snow then  :o  :P
Title: Re: thick people
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 19 December 2010, 20:04:49
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Now why didn't the chap who was filming the poor cow's plight go and help her instead! :o :o :o

Men!! ::) ::) ::) ::)

Because he clearly already had a girlfriend (you can hear her in the video), so no chance of getting laid for helping?  :D :-X



 ;D ;D ;D ;D Outstanding. ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: thick people
Post by: feeutfo on 19 December 2010, 20:12:20
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Now why didn't the chap who was filming the poor cow's plight go and help her instead! :o :o :o

Men!! ::) ::) ::) ::)

Because he clearly already had a girlfriend (you can hear her in the video), so no chance of getting laid for helping?  :D :-X



 ;D ;D ;D ;D Outstanding. ;D ;D :y
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: thick people
Post by: waspy on 19 December 2010, 20:14:06
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Now why didn't the chap who was filming the poor cow's plight go and help her instead! :o :o :o

Men!! ::) ::) ::) ::)


Maybe he was just as useless ;D
Title: Re: thick people
Post by: Kevin Wood on 19 December 2010, 22:39:10
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Now why didn't the chap who was filming the poor cow's plight go and help her instead! :o :o :o

Men!! ::) ::) ::) ::)


Maybe he was just as useless ;D

He was busy gathering important evidence to be presented to her insurance company along with a quite for rebuilding his living room wall. >:(

Kevin
Title: Re: thick people
Post by: aaronjb on 19 December 2010, 22:42:02
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Now why didn't the chap who was filming the poor cow's plight go and help her instead! :o :o :o

Men!! ::) ::) ::) ::)


Maybe he was just as useless ;D

He was busy gathering important evidence to be presented to her insurance company along with a quite for rebuilding his living room wall. >:(

Kevin

My parents had to do that after the milkman crashed the milk float through it.. that's one way to deliver the milk, I suppose!