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Title: i hate cars
Post by: the alarming man on 31 December 2010, 19:52:28

My trusty 308 (why i call it trusty i dont know sodding thing as broke down on me twice in 3 weeks) so i get our transport bods to get enterprise to deliver a replacement...within 5 mins enterprise are ringing me saying worst time of year to get a car cant supply an estate but they say we do have a astra here would that do i said  yes...well i turn up and the astra had turned into a kia ceed...what a crock of sh1te....well i thought this morning oh well its only for a while tried to start it and it refuses to start...A.A turns up again gets it started in limp mode and says you need another so i dug my heels in this time refused the astra and i ended up with a brand new insignia diesel sri auto...and i have got to say its a nippy little car and i want one :y..

Title: Re: i hate cars
Post by: skyblue on 31 December 2010, 20:18:06

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My trusty 308 (why i call it trusty i dont know sodding thing as broke down on me twice in 3 weeks) so i get our transport bods to get enterprise to deliver a replacement...within 5 mins enterprise are ringing me saying worst time of year to get a car cant supply an estate but they say we do have a astra here would that do i said  yes...well i turn up and the astra had turned into a kia ceed...what a crock of sh1te....well i thought this morning oh well its only for a while tried to start it and it refuses to start...A.A turns up again gets it started in limp mode and says you need another so i dug my heels in this time refused the astra and i ended up with a brand new insignia diesel sri auto...and i have got to say its a nippy little car and i want one :y..

 you lucky sod.... now we need a full report on it by the morning or else  ;) :)

Title: Re: i hate cars
Post by: the alarming man on 31 December 2010, 21:32:32

Well maybe tomorrow as I have to work all day driving it around  :y

Title: Re: i hate cars
Post by: Martin_1962 on 31 December 2010, 22:02:01

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My trusty 308 (why i call it trusty i dont know sodding thing as broke down on me twice in 3 weeks) so i get our transport bods to get enterprise to deliver a replacement...within 5 mins enterprise are ringing me saying worst time of year to get a car cant supply an estate but they say we do have a astra here would that do i said  yes...well i turn up and the astra had turned into a kia ceed...what a crock of sh1te....well i thought this morning oh well its only for a while tried to start it and it refuses to start...A.A turns up again gets it started in limp mode and says you need another so i dug my heels in this time refused the astra and i ended up with a brand new insignia diesel sri auto...and i have got to say its a nippy little car and i want one :y..

Which one?

NX01?

NCC1701?

Title: Re: i hate cars
Post by: aaronjb on 31 December 2010, 22:05:22

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My trusty 308 (why i call it trusty i dont know sodding thing as broke down on me twice in 3 weeks) so i get our transport bods to get enterprise to deliver a replacement...within 5 mins enterprise are ringing me saying worst time of year to get a car cant supply an estate but they say we do have a astra here would that do i said  yes...well i turn up and the astra had turned into a kia ceed...what a crock of sh1te....well i thought this morning oh well its only for a while tried to start it and it refuses to start...A.A turns up again gets it started in limp mode and says you need another so i dug my heels in this time refused the astra and i ended up with a brand new insignia diesel sri auto...and i have got to say its a nippy little car and i want one :y..

Which one?

NX01?

NCC1701?

:y :D :D :D

Title: Re: i hate cars
Post by: Andy B on 31 December 2010, 22:46:57

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My trusty 308 (why i call it trusty i dont know sodding thing as broke down on me twice in 3 weeks) so i get our transport bods to get enterprise to deliver a replacement...within 5 mins enterprise are ringing me saying worst time of year to get a car cant supply an estate but they say we do have a astra here would that do i said  yes...well i turn up and the astra had turned into a kia ceed...what a crock of sh1te....well i thought this morning oh well its only for a while tried to start it and it refuses to start...A.A turns up again gets it started in limp mode and says you need another so i dug my heels in this time refused the astra and i ended up with a brand new insignia diesel sri auto...and i have got to say its a nippy little car and i want one :y..

Which one?

NX01?

NCC1701?

Coat!

Door!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: i hate cars
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 31 December 2010, 22:57:47

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My trusty 308 (why i call it trusty i dont know sodding thing as broke down on me twice in 3 weeks) so i get our transport bods to get enterprise to deliver a replacement...within 5 mins enterprise are ringing me saying worst time of year to get a car cant supply an estate but they say we do have a astra here would that do i said  yes...well i turn up and the astra had turned into a kia ceed...what a crock of sh1te....well i thought this morning oh well its only for a while tried to start it and it refuses to start...A.A turns up again gets it started in limp mode and says you need another so i dug my heels in this time refused the astra and i ended up with a brand new insignia diesel sri auto...and i have got to say its a nippy little car and i want one :y..

Which one?

NX01?

NCC1701?

Tasha Yar;

Jadzia Dax;

Seven of Nine;

The Defiant;

......would be the highlights for me. :y

Title: Re: i hate cars
Post by: aaronjb on 31 December 2010, 23:01:34

I think I'd rather have Ezri Dax & Kes, myself..

Title: Re: i hate cars
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 31 December 2010, 23:08:09

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I think I'd rather have Ezri Dax & Kes, myself..

Evil Kes maybe - otherwise a wee bit heavy in the leg for me.

I would give Ezri the chance to demonstrate her spinning ability even though she’s a bit on the small side for my taste.

Could I slip the Borg Queen in at all?

Title: Re: i hate cars
Post by: the alarming man on 31 December 2010, 23:14:20

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My trusty 308 (why i call it trusty i dont know sodding thing as broke down on me twice in 3 weeks) so i get our transport bods to get enterprise to deliver a replacement...within 5 mins enterprise are ringing me saying worst time of year to get a car cant supply an estate but they say we do have a astra here would that do i said  yes...well i turn up and the astra had turned into a kia ceed...what a crock of sh1te....well i thought this morning oh well its only for a while tried to start it and it refuses to start...A.A turns up again gets it started in limp mode and says you need another so i dug my heels in this time refused the astra and i ended up with a brand new insignia diesel sri auto...and i have got to say its a nippy little car and i want one :y..

Which one?

NX01?

NCC1701?

wouldnt know mate goes like stink though :-?


and what is everyone else on about  :-?

Title: Re: i hate cars
Post by: aaronjb on 31 December 2010, 23:19:31

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I think I'd rather have Ezri Dax & Kes, myself..

Evil Kes maybe - otherwise a wee bit heavy in the leg for me.

I would give Ezri the chance to demonstrate her spinning ability even though she’s a bit on the small side for my taste.

Could I slip the Borg Queen in at all?

I think the Borg Queen is a little on the evil side for me.. Kes & Ezri though, perfectly proportioned (but then I do like 'em short)

[edit] Oh, oh.. B'elanna Torres, but she's not half as interesting looking without the forehead ridges.

I'll get me coat now.

Title: Re: i hate cars
Post by: Plomien on 01 January 2011, 07:16:26

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My trusty 308 (why i call it trusty i dont know sodding thing as broke down on me twice in 3 weeks) so i get our transport bods to get enterprise to deliver a replacement...within 5 mins enterprise are ringing me saying worst time of year to get a car cant supply an estate but they say we do have a astra here would that do i said  yes...well i turn up and the astra had turned into a kia ceed...what a crock of sh1te....well i thought this morning oh well its only for a while tried to start it and it refuses to start...A.A turns up again gets it started in limp mode and says you need another so i dug my heels in this time refused the astra and i ended up with a brand new insignia diesel sri auto...and i have got to say its a nippy little car and i want one :y..

Which one?

NX01?

NCC1701?

wouldnt know mate goes like stink though :-?


and what is everyone else on about  :-?

http://www.startrekdesktopwallpaper.com/wallpapers/90_Star_Trek_Enterprise_schematics_NCC1701D_starship_computerdesktop_wallpaper_s.shtml

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Title: Re: i hate cars
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 01 January 2011, 10:35:22

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My trusty 308 (why i call it trusty i dont know sodding thing as broke down on me twice in 3 weeks) so i get our transport bods to get enterprise to deliver a replacement...within 5 mins enterprise are ringing me saying worst time of year to get a car cant supply an estate but they say we do have a astra here would that do i said  yes...well i turn up and the astra had turned into a kia ceed...what a crock of sh1te....well i thought this morning oh well its only for a while tried to start it and it refuses to start...A.A turns up again gets it started in limp mode and says you need another so i dug my heels in this time refused the astra and i ended up with a brand new insignia diesel sri auto...and i have got to say its a nippy little car and i want one :y..

Which one?

NX01?

NCC1701?

Tasha Yar;

Jadzia Dax;

Seven of Nine; dribbling already

The Defiant;

......would be the highlights for me. :y