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Title: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: STMO123 on 19 May 2007, 21:30:06
But my sisters say they'd love to come along.




Would someone look after them for me please.







(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n156/stmo987/bums.jpg)


Title: Re: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: Chopsdad on 19 May 2007, 21:34:02
I'll look after the one with the slapped arse and poorest knicker elastic - lets call her number 3.  :)

Who will help the other sisters out?
Title: Re: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: STMO123 on 19 May 2007, 21:37:59
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I'll look after the one with the slapped arse and poorest knicker elastic - lets call her number 3.  :)

Who will help the other sisters out?

I reckon she's been sitting on a radiator...but then, I'm very old and my imagination is not what it used to be :(
Title: Re: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 19 May 2007, 21:49:24
I can probably take care of the two on the left for you.......well, I am pretty good at multi tasking....
Title: Re: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: Chopsdad on 19 May 2007, 21:50:32
No2 seems like a practical girl - check out her footwear - that's the bit below what your currently looking at  :P
Title: Re: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: STMO123 on 19 May 2007, 21:59:02
I hope its only Miggy's wife that is looking in ::)
Title: Re: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 19 May 2007, 22:00:05
Do you think they need to air them selves because they have all just been toilet and there was no bog role.......no don't go there Mark.....although this red wine is very good.

Bad Mark, naughty Mark....
Title: Re: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: STMO123 on 19 May 2007, 22:02:57
I was looking hard at the picture to try and find someting witty to say and I got a small stirring...that hasn't happened for a while :-[

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: miggy on 19 May 2007, 22:03:18
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I hope its only Miggy's wife that is looking in ::)

Miggys wife is watching casualty, I have promised to clean her new Renault sport 197 clit tomorrow, try and smooth over not going out tonight.

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 19 May 2007, 22:05:21
Dam....I was hoping for hot and wet.....
Title: Re: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: miggy on 19 May 2007, 22:05:48
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I was looking hard at the picture to try and find someting witty to say and I got a small stirring...that hasn't happened for a while :-[
 ;D ;D ;D

The more you look the more the mind wanders

 :P :P
Title: Re: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: STMO123 on 19 May 2007, 22:06:59
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Dam....I was hoping for hot and wet.....

Move away from the wine Mark...... before you get yourself into trouble :D
Title: Re: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: miggy on 19 May 2007, 22:07:14
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Dam....I was hoping for hot and wet.....


More like cold and dry

Title: Re: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: TheBoy on 19 May 2007, 22:08:53
Sorry, its taking me ages to scroll this far down the thread - I keep getting stuck on the first post ::)
Title: Re: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: theolodian on 19 May 2007, 22:11:00
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Dam....I was hoping for hot and wet.....
You're in a rare mood tonight.  ;D

I'll probably have to remind you in the morning that you promised to do a full service on my miggy, including changing the flux capacitor.  :y
Title: Re: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: TheBoy on 19 May 2007, 22:12:37
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Dam....I was hoping for hot and wet.....
You're in a rare mood tonight.  ;D

I'll probably have to remind you in the morning that you promised to do a full service on my miggy, including changing the flux capacitor.  :y
Nah, he promised a complete engine stripdown and rebuild on my tractor first ;D
Title: Re: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: theolodian on 19 May 2007, 22:14:20
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Dam....I was hoping for hot and wet.....
You're in a rare mood tonight.  ;D

I'll probably have to remind you in the morning that you promised to do a full service on my miggy, including changing the flux capacitor.  :y
Nah, he promised a complete engine stripdown and rebuild on my tractor first ;D
Don't you mean autobox, or is it a 2 fer?  :P ;D
Title: Re: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: TheBoy on 19 May 2007, 22:16:30
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Dam....I was hoping for hot and wet.....
You're in a rare mood tonight.  ;D

I'll probably have to remind you in the morning that you promised to do a full service on my miggy, including changing the flux capacitor.  :y
Nah, he promised a complete engine stripdown and rebuild on my tractor first ;D
Don't you mean autobox, or is it a 2 fer?  :P ;D
Nah, engine. The box will be sorted by LB66 and myself when he's feeling a bit better....
Title: Re: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 19 May 2007, 22:18:10
I quite fancy doing some work on the diesel lump....not worked on one for ages....the V6 is becoming a bit automatic....hence the speed of the oil cooler change, I can even remember the torque values and recognise the bolts now!

As for memory, I know 'The Boys' is running short :y but I will remember everything in the morning....

Any way, I WILL be going to Keswick as I have a signed pass.....and you dont turn those down, nor the ones in the picture!
Title: Re: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: STMO123 on 19 May 2007, 22:20:27
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I quite fancy doing some work on the diesel lump....not worked on one for ages....the V6 is becoming a bit automatic....hence the speed of the oil cooler change, I can even remember the torque values and recognise the bolts now!

As for memory, I know 'The Boys' is running short :y but I will remember everything in the morning....

Any way, I WILL be going to Keswick as I have a signed pass.....and you dont turn those down, nor the ones in the picture!

Told you you might say something you'd regret :D
Title: Re: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: theolodian on 19 May 2007, 22:21:33
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I quite fancy doing some work on the diesel lump....not worked on one for ages....the V6 is becoming a bit automatic....hence the speed of the oil cooler change, I can even remember the torque values and recognise the bolts now!

As for memory, I know 'The Boys' is running short :y but I will remember everything in the morning....

Any way, I WILL be going to Keswick as I have a signed pass.....and you dont turn those down, nor the ones in the picture!
I can't go.  I have a prior engagement so to speak.  8-)
Title: Re: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: TheBoy on 19 May 2007, 22:23:36
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As for memory, I know 'The Boys' is running short
LOL, it just 'glitched' again - though too quick, didn't catch anything :(
Title: Re: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: STMO123 on 19 May 2007, 22:27:25
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I quite fancy doing some work on the diesel lump....not worked on one for ages....the V6 is becoming a bit automatic....hence the speed of the oil cooler change, I can even remember the torque values and recognise the bolts now!

As for memory, I know 'The Boys' is running short :y but I will remember everything in the morning....

Any way, I WILL be going to Keswick as I have a signed pass.....and you dont turn those down, nor the ones in the picture!
I can't go.  I have a prior engagement so to speak.  8-)

That'll be Prague then ::)
Title: Re: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: Markie on 19 May 2007, 22:55:33
now thats a picture and a half....

And what is it with Marks and red wine today ....mines just worn off and Mr DTM`s.... :D
Title: Re: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: Markie on 19 May 2007, 22:58:07
and as for multi tasking....ive just spent the last 5 minutes looking at that picture and watching the Brit Eckland scene in Wicker Man..... :P
Title: Re: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: Danny on 19 May 2007, 22:59:33
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No2 seems like a practical girl - check out her footwear - that's the bit below what your currently looking at  :P

could be a lesbian with those shoes
Title: Re: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: TheBoy on 19 May 2007, 23:08:22
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No2 seems like a practical girl - check out her footwear - that's the bit below what your currently looking at  :P

could be a lesbian with those shoes
Oh I hope so....


Oppps, did I say that out loud?
Title: Re: I cant come to Keswick
Post by: TheBoy on 20 May 2007, 09:31:43
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I quite fancy doing some work on the diesel lump....
Thats handy, because, strangely enough, I have a very poorly tractor....