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Title: Important information for some members
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 04 February 2011, 20:28:52
Malawi to criminalise public farting?


http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a302124/malawi-to-criminalise-public-farting.html

It may only be a matter of time before it's tried here.
Title: Re: Important information for some members
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 04 February 2011, 20:31:16
Jimbob will do about 20 years then  ;D
Title: Re: Important information for some members
Post by: hercules on 04 February 2011, 20:35:01
oops ive just broken the law ;D
Title: Re: Important information for some members
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 04 February 2011, 20:47:10
Having just read the link that KW posted about picolax I think I had better stay clear of the area for the forseeable future  ;D
Title: Re: Important information for some members
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 04 February 2011, 20:48:10
oh sugar......i`m gonna be a habitul offender then.....hope the cells are well ventilated.... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Important information for some members
Post by: Mysteryman on 04 February 2011, 21:09:39
I would call a protest meeting and have a fart-in. If we can get enough volunteers, I will recommend a vindaloo the night before. If the police turn up without gas masks, they'll be repelled by our collective pungence. >:(
Title: Re: Important information for some members
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 04 February 2011, 21:13:38
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Jimbob will do about 20 years then  ;D

No more than he deserves some times given his concoctions!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Important information for some members
Post by: tidla on 04 February 2011, 21:14:28
that law stinks. as for using the public lav..

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-YVt4gfquA[/media]
Title: Re: Important information for some members
Post by: Jimbob on 04 February 2011, 21:58:55
I'm doomed!
Title: Re: Important information for some members
Post by: SJKOO01 on 04 February 2011, 22:06:02
Aparently I've just been put on death row then  :o ::) ;D
Title: Re: Important information for some members
Post by: Lazydocker on 05 February 2011, 00:33:05
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I'm doomed!

Me too... Given the waking up of both SWMBO and myself incident :-X :-X :D :D :D

Still makes me laugh now, some 20  months on!
Title: Re: Important information for some members
Post by: russ0205 on 05 February 2011, 01:12:27
At least i have three square meals a day to look forward to, ;D ;D
Title: Re: Important information for some members
Post by: Banjax on 05 February 2011, 09:34:46
i'd ban nose-picking - makes me gag anytime i see it  :(
Title: Re: Important information for some members
Post by: Webby the Bear on 05 February 2011, 11:11:12
ban picking your nose???? damn it thats one of my fave past times!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Important information for some members
Post by: Banjax on 05 February 2011, 13:02:15
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ban picking your nose???? damn it thats one of my fave past times!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D


bleurrggggh!

 ;D ;D