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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Mysteryman on 08 April 2011, 21:01:53
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..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a rather circus act ;D ;D
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I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:(
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You love it don't pretend you don't ;D
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What's the penis called EMU83? ;D ;D ;D
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I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:(
:-X :-X :-X
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What's the penis called EMU83? ;D ;D ;D
;D
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I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:(
was it on your forehead?
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What's the penis called EMU83? ;D ;D ;D
Epic ... absolutely EPIC :y :y :y :y :y :y :y
(you owe me a keyboard ... this ones got John Smiths splattered all over it !!! )
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SWMBO's just thrown up ! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:(
Me too Den. But by shortening it a couple of inches, the nice surgeon saved the ladies any discomfort. ;D
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I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:(
was it on your forehead?
Why should it have been there Emu?
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What's the penis called EMU83? ;D ;D ;D
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your wife didnt complain ;)
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I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:(
Me too Den. But by shortening it a couple of inches, the nice surgeon saved the boys any discomfort. ;D
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:(
Me too Den. But by shortening it a couple of inches, the nice surgeon saved the boys any discomfort. ;D
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Boys too. I aint particular like. :-*
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I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:(
Me too Den. But by shortening it a couple of inches, the nice surgeon saved the boys any discomfort. ;D
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Boys too. I aint particular like. :-*
When you went on a cruise, did you book your mates passage? :y
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I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:(
Me too Den. But by shortening it a couple of inches, the nice surgeon saved the boys any discomfort. ;D
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Boys too. I aint particular like. :-*
When you went on a cruise, did you book your mates passage? :y
Not bad for a retard ;D ;D ;D
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What's the penis called EMU83? ;D ;D ;D
;D
your wife didnt complain ;)
she did actually she said you were a tiny little man in every aspect and it was for a bet that she let you sit on her knee like a big baby and and change your nappy,bah eck the fetishes some people have these days :o
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What's the penis called EMU83? ;D ;D ;D
;D
your wife didnt complain ;)
she did actually she said you were a tiny little man in every aspect and it was for a bet that she let you sit on her knee like a big baby and and change your nappy,bah eck the fetishes some people have these days :o
I like the sound of that, Daz. Any chance?
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What's the penis called EMU83? ;D ;D ;D
;D
your wife didnt complain ;)
she did actually she said you were a tiny little man in every aspect and it was for a bet that she let you sit on her knee like a big baby and and change your nappy,bah eck the fetishes some people have these days :o
I like the sound of that, Daz. Any chance?
steve id change your nappy anytime mate :y ;D
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What's the penis called EMU83? ;D ;D ;D
;D
your wife didnt complain ;)
she did actually she said you were a tiny little man in every aspect and it was for a bet that she let you sit on her knee like a big baby and and change your nappy,bah eck the fetishes some people have these days :o
I like the sound of that, Daz. Any chance?
I wouldnt go back, the old girl was all thumbs When it came to putting in the safety pin, I felt a small prick. :-[
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I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:(
Me too Den. But by shortening it a couple of inches, the nice surgeon saved the boys any discomfort. ;D
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Boys too. I aint particular like. :-*
Reminds me of a passage often quoted by a rather colourful colleague, mostly – but not exclusively - when drunk;
There is a boy across the river, with a bottom like a peach - but alas, I cannot swim. :-?
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What's the penis called EMU83? ;D ;D ;D
;D
your wife didnt complain ;)
she did actually she said you were a tiny little man in every aspect and it was for a bet that she let you sit on her knee like a big baby and and change your nappy,bah eck the fetishes some people have these days :o
I like the sound of that, Daz. Any chance?
steve id change your nappy anytime mate :y ;D
Erm.....how can I put this..........no.
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I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:(
Me too Den. But by shortening it a couple of inches, the nice surgeon saved the boys any discomfort. ;D
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Boys too. I aint particular like. :-*
Reminds me of a passage often quoted by a rather colourful colleague, mostly – but not exclusively - when drunk;
There is a boy across the river, with a bottom like a peach - but alas, I cannot swim. :-?
It sounds like you had some colourful colleagues, Den :y
Not to mention perverted. ;D
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..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a rather circus act ;D ;D
It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent! ;D
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..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a rather circus act ;D ;D
It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent! ;D
I think I'd be depressed as well. ;D
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..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a rather circus act ;D ;D
It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent! ;D
Isn't that what gags are for? ;)
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..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a rather circus act ;D ;D
It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent! ;D
Isn't that what gags are for? ;)
;D ;D Indeed! ;D ;D
......but he looked as depressed as he sounded! ;D
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..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a rather circus act ;D ;D
It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent! ;D
Isn't that what gags are for? ;)
Gags are for women real men were the full gimp mask ;)
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..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a rather circus act ;D ;D
It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent! ;D
Isn't that what gags are for? ;)
;D ;D Indeed! ;D ;D
......but he looked as depressed as he sounded! ;D
A mask then? ::)