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Title: Embarrassing bodies
Post by: Mysteryman on 08 April 2011, 21:01:53
..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a rather circus act ;D ;D
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 08 April 2011, 21:08:56
I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:(
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Post by: davethediver on 08 April 2011, 21:10:10
You love it don't pretend you don't ;D
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Post by: CaptainZok on 08 April 2011, 21:10:13
What's the penis called EMU83? ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: davethediver on 08 April 2011, 21:10:49
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I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:(
:-X :-X :-X
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Post by: hercules on 08 April 2011, 21:13:05
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What's the penis called EMU83? ;D ;D ;D
;D
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Post by: MICHELINMAN on 08 April 2011, 21:14:41
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I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:(

 was it on your forehead?
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Post by: Entwood on 08 April 2011, 21:15:34
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What's the penis called EMU83? ;D ;D ;D

Epic ... absolutely EPIC   :y :y :y :y :y :y :y


(you owe me a keyboard ... this ones got John Smiths splattered all over it !!! )
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Post by: Big_Al on 08 April 2011, 21:15:56
SWMBO's just thrown up !           ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Mysteryman on 08 April 2011, 21:16:23
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I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:(


Me too Den. But by shortening it a couple of inches, the nice surgeon saved the ladies any discomfort. ;D
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 08 April 2011, 21:16:29
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I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:(



 was it on your forehead?


Why should it have been there Emu?
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Post by: MICHELINMAN on 08 April 2011, 21:16:37
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What's the penis called EMU83? ;D ;D ;D
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your wife didnt complain ;)
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Post by: MICHELINMAN on 08 April 2011, 21:17:27
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I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:(


Me too Den. But by shortening it a couple of inches, the nice surgeon saved the boys any discomfort. ;D

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Post by: Mysteryman on 08 April 2011, 21:20:44
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I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:(


Me too Den. But by shortening it a couple of inches, the nice surgeon saved the boys any discomfort. ;D

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o


Boys too. I aint particular like. :-*
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Post by: MICHELINMAN on 08 April 2011, 21:22:53
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I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:(


Me too Den. But by shortening it a couple of inches, the nice surgeon saved the boys any discomfort. ;D

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o


Boys too. I aint particular like. :-*

When you went on a cruise, did you book your mates passage? :y
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Post by: Mysteryman on 08 April 2011, 21:23:27
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I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:(


Me too Den. But by shortening it a couple of inches, the nice surgeon saved the boys any discomfort. ;D

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o


Boys too. I aint particular like. :-*

When you went on a cruise, did you book your mates passage? :y


Not bad for a retard ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: hercules on 08 April 2011, 21:24:30
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What's the penis called EMU83? ;D ;D ;D
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your wife didnt complain ;)
she did actually she said you were a tiny little man in every aspect and it was for a bet that she let you sit on her knee like a big baby and and change your nappy,bah eck the fetishes some people have these days :o
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Post by: Mysteryman on 08 April 2011, 21:25:47
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What's the penis called EMU83? ;D ;D ;D
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your wife didnt complain ;)
she did actually she said you were a tiny little man in every aspect and it was for a bet that she let you sit on her knee like a big baby and and change your nappy,bah eck the fetishes some people have these days :o


I like the sound of that, Daz. Any chance?
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Post by: hercules on 08 April 2011, 21:28:57
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What's the penis called EMU83? ;D ;D ;D
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your wife didnt complain ;)
she did actually she said you were a tiny little man in every aspect and it was for a bet that she let you sit on her knee like a big baby and and change your nappy,bah eck the fetishes some people have these days :o


I like the sound of that, Daz. Any chance?
steve id change your nappy anytime mate :y ;D
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Post by: MICHELINMAN on 08 April 2011, 21:29:21
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What's the penis called EMU83? ;D ;D ;D
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your wife didnt complain ;)
she did actually she said you were a tiny little man in every aspect and it was for a bet that she let you sit on her knee like a big baby and and change your nappy,bah eck the fetishes some people have these days :o


I like the sound of that, Daz. Any chance?

I wouldnt go back, the old girl was all thumbs When it came to putting in the safety pin, I felt a small prick. :-[
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 08 April 2011, 21:29:26
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I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:(


Me too Den. But by shortening it a couple of inches, the nice surgeon saved the boys any discomfort. ;D

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o


Boys too. I aint particular like. :-*


Reminds me of a passage often quoted by a rather colourful colleague, mostly – but not exclusively - when drunk;

There is a boy across the river, with a bottom like a peach - but alas, I cannot swim. :-?
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Post by: Mysteryman on 08 April 2011, 21:29:53
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What's the penis called EMU83? ;D ;D ;D
;D
your wife didnt complain ;)
she did actually she said you were a tiny little man in every aspect and it was for a bet that she let you sit on her knee like a big baby and and change your nappy,bah eck the fetishes some people have these days :o


I like the sound of that, Daz. Any chance?
steve id change your nappy anytime mate :y ;D


Erm.....how can I put this..........no.
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Post by: Mysteryman on 08 April 2011, 21:31:10
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I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:(


Me too Den. But by shortening it a couple of inches, the nice surgeon saved the boys any discomfort. ;D

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o


Boys too. I aint particular like. :-*


Reminds me of a passage often quoted by a rather colourful colleague, mostly – but not exclusively - when drunk;

There is a boy across the river, with a bottom like a peach - but alas, I cannot swim. :-?


It sounds like you had some colourful colleagues, Den :y


Not to mention perverted. ;D
Title: Re: Embarrassing bodies
Post by: Debs. on 08 April 2011, 22:07:22
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..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a rather circus act ;D ;D

It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent! ;D
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Post by: Mysteryman on 08 April 2011, 22:10:04
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..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a rather circus act ;D ;D

It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent! ;D


I think I'd be depressed as well. ;D
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Post by: LJay on 08 April 2011, 22:46:32
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..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a rather circus act ;D ;D

It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent! ;D

Isn't that what gags are for? ;)
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Post by: Debs. on 08 April 2011, 22:52:43
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..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a rather circus act ;D ;D

It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent! ;D

Isn't that what gags are for? ;)
;D ;D Indeed! ;D ;D
......but he looked as depressed as he sounded! ;D
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Post by: davethediver on 08 April 2011, 22:55:16
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..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a rather circus act ;D ;D

It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent! ;D

Isn't that what gags are for? ;)

Gags are for women real men were the full gimp mask ;)
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Post by: LJay on 08 April 2011, 22:56:40
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..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a rather circus act ;D ;D

It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent! ;D

Isn't that what gags are for? ;)
;D ;D Indeed! ;D ;D
......but he looked as depressed as he sounded! ;D

A mask then? ::)