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Title: Joke for ya!
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 27 May 2007, 22:06:36
Tonto and The Lone Ranger are getting chased across a plain by some Indians, Thump,thump,thump three arrows hit Tonto's right leg and he lets out a scream! thump,thump,thump three arrows in his left leg again he lets out a scream! thump,thump,thump three in his back, he lets out a scream then falls from his horse.... The Lone Ranger dives to Tonto's side "are you ok my friend?"  "No Key-mo-sab-ee I am in pain, but why have you no arrows in you?"  Lone Ranger replies "It must be my aftershave!"  puzzled Tonto says "Aftershave?" "Yes my friend, Aramis!"
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Joke for ya!
Post by: STMO123 on 27 May 2007, 22:08:52
Why dont you go to bed
Title: Re: Joke for ya!
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 27 May 2007, 22:10:53
Heres another one....
this one is a crossword clue....
A sea going animal, 5-3
Title: Re: Joke for ya!
Post by: miggy on 27 May 2007, 22:11:26
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Tonto and The Lone Ranger are getting chased across a plain by some Indians, Thump,thump,thump three arrows hit Tonto's right leg and he lets out a scream! thump,thump,thump three arrows in his left leg again he lets out a scream! thump,thump,thump three in his back, he lets out a scream then falls from his horse.... The Lone Ranger dives to Tonto's side "are you ok my friend?"  "No Key-mo-sab-ee I am in pain, but why have you no arrows in you?"  Lone Ranger replies "It must be my aftershave!"  puzzled Tonto says "Aftershave?" "Yes my friend, Aramis!"
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

That made me cry not laugh,  :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Joke for ya!
Post by: Tony H on 27 May 2007, 22:14:27
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Tonto and The Lone Ranger are getting chased across a plain by some Indians, Thump,thump,thump three arrows hit Tonto's right leg and he lets out a scream! thump,thump,thump three arrows in his left leg again he lets out a scream! thump,thump,thump three in his back, he lets out a scream then falls from his horse.... The Lone Ranger dives to Tonto's side "are you ok my friend?"  "No Key-mo-sab-ee I am in pain, but why have you no arrows in you?"  Lone Ranger replies "It must be my aftershave!"  puzzled Tonto says "Aftershave?" "Yes my friend, Aramis!"
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Groan you'd better get your coat ;)
Title: Re: Joke for ya!
Post by: STMO123 on 27 May 2007, 22:16:48
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Heres another one....
this one is a crossword clue....
A sea going animal, 5-3

I'm thinking about that, it better not be silly >:(

Heres one for you

HIJKLMNO

5 letters
Title: Re: Joke for ya!
Post by: Nickbat on 27 May 2007, 22:23:16
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Heres another one....
this one is a crossword clue....
A sea going animal, 5-3

I'm thinking about that, it better not be silly >:(

Heres one for you

HIJKLMNO

5 letters

Got it!

Water (H to O) :y
Title: Re: Joke for ya!
Post by: STMO123 on 27 May 2007, 22:26:52
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Heres another one....
this one is a crossword clue....
A sea going animal, 5-3

I'm thinking about that, it better not be silly >:(

Heres one for you

HIJKLMNO

5 letters

Got it!

Water (H to O) :y

Well done. If you haven't heard it before, I'm impressed :y

Try this one

SGEG

9,4
Title: Re: Joke for ya!
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 27 May 2007, 22:32:55
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Heres another one....
this one is a crossword clue....
A sea going animal, 5-3

I'm thinking about that, it better not be silly >:(

Heres one for you

HIJKLMNO

5 letters

Got it!

Water (H to O) :y

Well done. If you haven't heard it before, I'm impressed :y

Try this one

SGEG

9,4

How on earth did you get Water from that????? :-?
Title: Re: Joke for ya!
Post by: STMO123 on 27 May 2007, 22:36:43
He's a clever lad :y But I've got him with the last one ::)
Title: Re: Joke for ya!
Post by: hotel21 on 27 May 2007, 22:44:39
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He's a clever lad :y But I've got him with the last one ::)

I prefer mine fried, with pepper.....

nite nite....   :y
Title: Re: Joke for ya!
Post by: Nickbat on 27 May 2007, 23:00:57
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He's a clever lad :y But I've got him with the last one ::)

I prefer mine fried, with pepper.....

nite nite....   :y


Ahah!

Scrambled eggs.

I like that one  :y
Title: Re: Joke for ya!
Post by: Nickbat on 27 May 2007, 23:08:00
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He's a clever lad :y But I've got him with the last one ::)

I prefer mine fried, with pepper.....

nite nite....   :y


Ahah!

Scrambled eggs.


I like that one  :y

Before I read your PM, but after I'd read Hotel 21's comment!  ;)
Title: Re: Joke for ya!
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 May 2007, 23:05:37
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Heres another one....
this one is a crossword clue....
A sea going animal, 5-3

I'm thinking about that, it better not be silly >:(

Heres one for you

HIJKLMNO

5 letters

The answer was Ships Cat ;D
Title: Re: Joke for ya!
Post by: Big Rod on 31 May 2007, 00:52:40
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Tonto and The Lone Ranger are getting chased across a plain by some Indians, Thump,thump,thump three arrows hit Tonto's right leg and he lets out a scream! thump,thump,thump three arrows in his left leg again he lets out a scream! thump,thump,thump three in his back, he lets out a scream then falls from his horse.... The Lone Ranger dives to Tonto's side "are you ok my friend?"  "No Key-mo-sab-ee I am in pain, but why have you no arrows in you?"  Lone Ranger replies "It must be my aftershave!"  puzzled Tonto says "Aftershave?" "Yes my friend, Aramis!"
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Should this thread be locked too?  :-?