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Title: A man goes into a pub
Post by: phil her up on 03 June 2007, 21:37:41
A man goes into a pub & asks for a pint of lager & a packet of helicopter flavour crisps, the barman says " sorry mate wev'e only got plain"
Title: Re: A man goes into a pub
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 03 June 2007, 21:47:09
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A man goes into a pub & asks for a pint of lager & a packet of helicopter flavour crisps, the barman says " sorry mate wev'e only got plain"

Truely Awful...
Title: Re: A man goes into a pub
Post by: Auto Addict on 03 June 2007, 21:51:39
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A man goes into a pub & asks for a pint of lager & a packet of helicopter flavour crisps, the barman says " sorry mate wev'e only got plain"

With jokes like that you should be on the stage............sweeping it ;)
Title: Re: A man goes into a pub
Post by: STMO123 on 03 June 2007, 22:01:37
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A man goes into a pub & asks for a pint of lager & a packet of helicopter flavour crisps, the barman says " sorry mate wev'e only got plain"


Go and sit in the corner....and no posting for half an hour >:(
Title: Re: A man goes into a pub
Post by: MikeDundee on 03 June 2007, 22:07:01
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A man goes into a pub & asks for a pint of lager & a packet of helicopter flavour crisps, the barman says " sorry mate wev'e only got plain"


Go and sit in the corner....and no posting for half an hour >:(

Ive heard that one before, its plain crisps he asks for and they only have helicopter flavour ;D ;D
Title: Re: A man goes into a pub
Post by: Danny on 03 June 2007, 22:08:42
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A man goes into a pub & asks for a pint of lager & a packet of helicopter flavour crisps, the barman says " sorry mate wev'e only got plain"

are you Jimmy Carr??
Title: Re: A man goes into a pub
Post by: phil her up on 03 June 2007, 22:13:26
wish i hadn't bothered :( I thought it might have cheered Miggy up after his car was violated, & Mike i'm surprised at you for kicking a man when he's down  ;D
Title: Re: A man goes into a pub
Post by: MikeDundee on 03 June 2007, 22:30:55
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wish i hadn't bothered :( I thought it might have cheered Miggy up after his car was violated, & Mike i'm surprised at you for kicking a man when he's down  ;D

You could'nt wait 30 minutes then ;D......just a bit of fun, could'nt resist :y
Title: Re: A man goes into a pub
Post by: miggy on 04 June 2007, 00:09:34
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wish i hadn't bothered :( I thought it might have cheered Miggy up after his car was violated, & Mike i'm surprised at you for kicking a man when he's down  ;D

You could'nt wait 30 minutes then ;D......just a bit of fun, could'nt resist :y

Thanks for the concern mate but a joke like that makes me feel violated.

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :y