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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: tunnie on 19 August 2011, 16:27:03

Title: Quickest way to empty an office?
Post by: tunnie on 19 August 2011, 16:27:03

Tell them there is free Ice Cream! Part of Sky's Summer for staff, they drafted in some Ice Cream vans.

Sod fire alarms, just tell everyone there are Ice Creams going outside  ;D

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Title: Re: Quickest way to empty an office?
Post by: neilr on 19 August 2011, 16:32:11

so thats what were paying for :y :y :y

Title: Re: Quickest way to empty an office?
Post by: feeutfo on 19 August 2011, 17:12:06

Curry the night before would give better results surely?  ;D

Title: Re: Quickest way to empty an office?
Post by: Gaffers on 19 August 2011, 18:59:28

Just feed me garlic the night before.  I am guaranteed a quiet day after a night of spag bol ;D

Title: Re: Quickest way to empty an office?
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 19 August 2011, 19:42:50

I noticed the arrows painted on the road.....is that to tell the sky staff, which direction they should be travelling in....kinda like a normal road really  ::) ;D

Title: Re: Quickest way to empty an office?
Post by: dbug on 19 August 2011, 21:00:51

In answer to your question - fart very loudly - always worked for me on buses when I was a young lad - always gor a seat  :) :y