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Chat Area => General Car Chat => Topic started by: Alien Performance on 23 July 2010, 02:31:09
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AUDI
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Bimbette Motor Weapon
Break My Window
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dead or Dying Gas Eater
Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express
FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!
FORD
First On Recall Day
First On Race Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R & D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Found On Russian Dump
GM
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive...
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
PONTIAC
Poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sorry Assed Auto Builders
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners
VW
Virtually Worthless
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feel free to add lol
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The most obvious omision is
LOTUS
Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious ;)
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bmw = big minging woman
bmw = black mans weiner
bmw = big monstrous wagon
bmw bigoted mans wagon
I could go on and on ;D
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Fiat - failer in all terrian
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And what about the models?
Chevrolet Nova ( or "no' va" as it is spelled - Doesn't go)
Ford Pinto ( Pinto in portugese - small prick)
Ford Kuga ( in my language - Ford plague)
etc ;D
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SUBARU When viewed in the rear view mirror
U R A BUS
Omega ... Oily Messy Engine's Gone Again !
Omega ... "On my eighth gasket assembly"
My Fave - But not car related
BOSE... Buy Other Sound Equipment
And... Is it just an urban myth - But when i was in spain the local Castilian bar owner told me that Pajero was spanish for W**ker - Nice one mitsi...
mind you nothing is funnier than a good Chineese - English Translation....
"you have top lucky lead HDMI the banishing of bad signal to the land of wind and ghosts"
"In to put maximum signal this ensures bad performance for quiet listen person with unlucky ears"
And - found on a fortune cookie wrapper in Dresden:
"Aviod small dogs as foodstufs for infant human"
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I went to the seaside and put a shell to my ear - I could hear the sea....
Later I tried it with a Shell-Suit....
... I could hear Romford !! ;D
(sorry had to do that - It was my 50th post) :y
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Dare I ask what TVR is for?
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TreVoR
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Dare I ask what TVR is for?
Total Vehicle Recall
This Vehicle's Rubbish
Try Vocally Rejecting
Try Vietnamese Reliabilty
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lol keep it going lol
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And what about the models?
Chevrolet Nova ( or "no' va" as it is spelled - Doesn't go)
Ford Pinto ( Pinto in portugese - small prick)
Ford Kuga ( in my language - Ford plague)
etc ;D
Mitsubishi Charisma - if ever there was a chance to take manufacturers to the Office Of Fiar Trading
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citroen - Car In Terrible Risk Of Electrical Nightmares.
peugeot - Problematic Electrics Usual, Gremlins Expand Over Time.
renault - Reliable Electrics Never Available, Usually Looks Terminal.
daewoo - Did Anyone Ever Want Own One?
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Renault - Reject Everything, Nothing Actually Usefull, Lifeless Tool
Peugeot Please expect ugly gits except on tuesday
Toyota Tried one yet other trash available