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Chat Area => General Car Chat => Topic started by: Osprey on 24 May 2011, 21:47:31

Title: Albatross strikes again!
Post by: Osprey on 24 May 2011, 21:47:31
Driving down an A road at 60, THUD, total whiteout.  TB’s Giant Super Mega Albatross has struck again! 

It took quite a while for the wipers to clear enough to see out at all – if I’d been overtaking I’d likely be a deedyin. 

Pulled into the next layby for a better cleanup job and saw that the first impact had actually been on the bonnet.  Is spread out in a V shape 2 feet wide and covered the entire driver’s side of the screen.  If they've already got the technology for bouncing bombs, will it be air blasts next?

Anyway, are albatrosses really that big?  I reckon it must be martians! 
 ;D

Title: Re: Albatross strikes again!
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 24 May 2011, 22:00:07
The old saying - 'better out than in' - must apply across the species devide all the same. ;D
Title: Re: Albatross strikes again!
Post by: 51M0N on 24 May 2011, 22:16:16
Sorry but i'm sniggering. Oddly enough I think the same thing might be shitting on my roof everyday, fed up of wiping it off.
Title: Re: Albatross strikes again!
Post by: jonnycool on 24 May 2011, 22:19:20
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The old saying - 'better out than in' - must apply across the species devide all the same. ;D
That made me giggle Den, prompting the missus to look as well  ;D
Title: Re: Albatross strikes again!
Post by: dbug on 25 May 2011, 19:56:03
You sure its an albatross mate - could be one of those flying pigs  :y
Title: Re: Albatross strikes again!
Post by: omegod on 25 May 2011, 21:53:48
getting bombed by that must be the size of a pterradactyl at the moment!! I know your pain ;D
Title: Re: Albatross strikes again!
Post by: Shimmy on 25 May 2011, 22:31:36
I want pictures of aforementioned albatross bombings!

In the mean time fit this device:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ii7-q7DWdQ[/media]
Title: Re: Albatross strikes again!
Post by: Martin_1962 on 25 May 2011, 23:40:58
How could you tell it was Albatross, he sold his Elite about a year ago.
Title: Re: Albatross strikes again!
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 26 May 2011, 08:25:07
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I want pictures of aforementioned albatross bombings!

In the mean time fit this device:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ii7-q7DWdQ


 ;D ;D ;D Splendid  ;D
Title: Re: Albatross strikes again!
Post by: Gaffers on 26 May 2011, 09:12:46
Just be thankful that I dont fly  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Albatross strikes again!
Post by: Osprey on 26 May 2011, 17:57:17
I think I'll just take your word on that!  ;D

Do we have any high peers on OOF?   ;)