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Newbie Area => Newbie Welcome Area => Topic started by: maddog on 20 September 2007, 17:41:20

Title: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Post by: maddog on 20 September 2007, 17:41:20

 ;Di was driving down the road in my omega and was dying for a wee i had no wear to pull over and do this so i had look round in the car and saw a empty can of drink so i did it in there i was swaying a bit as i was doing this not seeing the blue lights behind me the copper done me for being in possesion of canopiss as i pass the alchol test

Title: Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 20 September 2007, 17:43:23

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;Di was driving down the road in my omega and was dying for a wee i had no wear to pull over and do this so i had look round in the car and saw a empty can of drink so i did it in there i was swaying a bit as i was doing this not seeing the blue lights behind me the copper done me for being in possesion of canopiss as i pass the alchol test

 ;D
Welcome to the site :y

Good joke but jokes are best in the Chat section mate :y

Title: Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Post by: Bo Bo on 20 September 2007, 18:12:42

Hello & welcome  :)

Title: Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Post by: maria on 20 September 2007, 18:20:13

Hello and welcome...
                                 Good joke, made me laugh ;D ;D

Title: Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Post by: TheBoy on 20 September 2007, 21:25:00

Welcome to the site :)

As to joke, don't give up the day job ;D

Title: Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Post by: Chopsdad on 20 September 2007, 21:32:52

Welcome to the site Maddog - seems like you've got the hang of it already :y

Title: Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Post by: Cav9_4 on 20 September 2007, 21:56:20

Hi & welcome to the forum :y

Title: Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 20 September 2007, 23:44:35

Greetings   :y :y

Title: Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 21 September 2007, 01:07:26

No, definately don't give up the day job! ;D

Title: Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Post by: MikeDundee on 21 September 2007, 06:03:58

Wecome to the Forum Maddog :y

Title: Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Post by: bob.dent on 21 September 2007, 09:13:15

Hi Maddog, welcome to the forum :y

Title: Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Post by: omega3000elite on 21 September 2007, 10:52:02

Good one - welcome !
Al

Title: Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Post by: Dazzler on 21 September 2007, 15:21:52

Welcome and enjoy mate :y

Title: Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Post by: A380 Elite on 21 September 2007, 16:15:45

 :) Hiya maddog

Title: Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Post by: Elite Pete on 21 September 2007, 18:54:21

Hi and welcome to the forum :y

Title: Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Post by: ffcgary1 on 21 September 2007, 19:59:37

Welcome to the forum  :y

Title: Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Post by: puffa on 22 September 2007, 09:01:28

hello & welcome :y :y

Title: Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Post by: Markie on 23 September 2007, 08:32:21

Hello, and welcome to the site  :)

Title: Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Post by: macca on 23 September 2007, 10:24:42

Hello m8, welcome to the forum  :)

Title: Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Post by: DaveL on 24 September 2007, 19:18:15

Hi and welcome to the Forum  :y
 8-)
DaveL

Title: Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Post by: paul.c on 25 September 2007, 16:30:44

welcome to the forum :y

Title: Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Post by: Tafty on 25 September 2007, 20:27:08

Terrible joke - but welcome to the site anyway ;) :y

Title: Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Post by: Crazydad on 26 September 2007, 17:06:30

Hello and welcome to the best Omega Forum on the Net  :y

Good Start i like Jokes ::)

Title: Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Post by: miggy on 26 September 2007, 19:05:12

Hiya

Welcome

 :y :y :y :y

Title: Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Post by: razzo on 27 September 2007, 10:20:46

Hi Maddog & welcome  :y