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Title: Welsh Farmer
Post by: Dave-C on 24 September 2007, 20:37:55

Can anyone understand this following dialogue c&p'd from an e-mail?  I don't get it!!! ::)



A Welsh farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from a pond.
 
The Welsh farmer shouted: 'Paid a yfed a dwr, maer gwerthin wedi Cachu un a for.'

Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have pooped in it.'
 
The man shouts back: 'I'm a ******, I don't understand. Please speak in English.'
 
The Welsh farmer says: 'Use two hands, it holds more'!!!


 ::) ::) ::)


Adapted, sorry, make your own mind up what he is....

DC :-[
 

Title: Re: Welsh Farmer
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 24 September 2007, 20:39:28

I'm not sure this thread will stay around for long  :-/  ::)

Title: Re: Welsh Farmer
Post by: miggy on 24 September 2007, 20:41:02

Tut, Tut, Tut

Title: Re: Welsh Farmer
Post by: HI2DVY on 25 September 2007, 00:53:14

Got it!!  "I'm a ******"  is really  "I'm a Volkswagen Driver"   ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Welsh Farmer
Post by: Danny on 25 September 2007, 06:19:30

cowpat lover?

Title: Re: Welsh Farmer
Post by: maria on 25 September 2007, 09:05:54

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Can anyone understand this following dialogue c&p'd from an e-mail?  I don't get it!!! ::)



A Welsh farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from a pond.
 
The Welsh farmer shouted: 'Paid a yfed a dwr, maer gwerthin wedi Cachu un a for.'

Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have pooped in it.'
 
The man shouts back: 'I'm a ******, I don't understand. Please speak in English.'
 
The Welsh farmer says: 'Use two hands, it holds more'!!!


 ::) ::) ::)


Adapted, sorry, make your own mind up what he is....

DC :-[
 

I did'nt get that joke dave and i am welsh ;D

Title: Re: Welsh Farmer
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 25 September 2007, 09:16:03

I like it.....

Maria.....the ****** = 'I'm from Cardiff'..... ::)

Title: Re: Welsh Farmer
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 25 September 2007, 09:38:34

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Can anyone understand this following dialogue c&p'd from an e-mail?  I don't get it!!! ::)



A Welsh farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from a pond.
 
The Welsh farmer shouted: 'Paid a yfed a dwr, maer gwerthin wedi Cachu un a for.'

Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have pooped in it.'
 
The man shouts back: 'I'm a ******, I don't understand. Please speak in English.'
 
The Welsh farmer says: 'Use two hands, it holds more'!!!


 ::) ::) ::)


Adapted, sorry, make your own mind up what he is....

DC :-[
 

You make me laugh in the morning :)  thanks..

Title: Re: Welsh Farmer
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 26 September 2007, 01:43:00

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I like it.....

Maria.....the ****** = 'I'm from Cardiff'..... ::)

Fantastic ;D

Title: Re: Welsh Farmer
Post by: maria on 26 September 2007, 12:07:07

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I like it.....

Maria.....the ****** = 'I'm from Cardiff'..... ::)

Fantastic ;D

you would laugh James :P, us welsh are OK really and not all that daft ,just a little ;D ;D

Title: Re: Welsh Farmer
Post by: Crazydad on 26 September 2007, 15:54:15

The ********** must be a Volvo driver :y