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Title: light aircraft crash
Post by: macca on 19 October 2007, 23:43:03
Just heard, a light aeroplane has crashed in a Cemetry in Ireland.

Police have dug up 507 bodies and are finding more.  ;)
Title: Re: light aircraft crash
Post by: MikeDundee on 19 October 2007, 23:46:44
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Just heard, a light aeroplane has crashed in a Cemetry in Ireland.

Police have dug up 507 bodies and are finding more.  ;)


Thats terribell!!!
Title: Re: light aircraft crash
Post by: macca on 19 October 2007, 23:47:59
I'll get me coat!!  :(
Title: Re: light aircraft crash
Post by: MikeDundee on 19 October 2007, 23:51:37
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I'll get me coat!!  :(

Don't forget the umbrella, heard it might be raining tonight?
Title: Re: light aircraft crash
Post by: miggy on 20 October 2007, 11:49:52
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Just heard, a light aeroplane has crashed in a Cemetry in Ireland.

Police have dug up 507 bodies and are finding more.  ;)


We have a big hole in our street, the police are looking into it   ;D ;D
Title: Re: light aircraft crash
Post by: Danny on 20 October 2007, 16:40:17
another one i'll be having!!!
Title: Re: light aircraft crash
Post by: iggy21uk on 20 October 2007, 17:45:17
Some stole the toilets from our local police station - they had nothing to go on  ::)
Title: Re: light aircraft crash
Post by: Chopsdad on 20 October 2007, 19:53:37
Dogs stolen from local pound - Police have lots of leads  :D
Title: Re: light aircraft crash
Post by: macca on 22 October 2007, 15:07:25
Ice cream man found dead....covered in hundreds & thousands. Police say he topped himself.  :)
Title: Re: light aircraft crash
Post by: A380 Elite on 22 October 2007, 16:05:06
A man is driving his car on the motorway when suddenly he sees a police car loom up behind him in his mirror. He immediately puts his foot down, reaching 60 mph, then 90 mph then finally 120 mph! Finally the police car catches up with him and he is forced to pull over.

Officer: "Didn't you see me in the mirror?"
Driver (sweating): "Yes I did."
Officer: "So why did you speed up then?"
Driver (looking nervously into the police car): "Well officer, my wife ran off with a policeman a week ago... I thought you were bringing her back!"
Title: Re: light aircraft crash
Post by: Danny on 22 October 2007, 16:56:46
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Ice cream man found dead....covered in hundreds & thousands. Police say he topped himself.  :)

that one's never failed to make me chuckle!!
Title: Re: light aircraft crash
Post by: A380 Elite on 22 October 2007, 17:49:14
Car trouble

"What's wrong with your car?" a policeman asked as he approached a woman at roadside.

"I don't know. It just stopped running."

The policeman looked at the dashboard. ''It's obviosly out of gas,'' he said. "See? The needle is pointing to 'empty'."

"Empty?'' the woman said. "I thought the 'E' stood for 'enough'." :'(