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Title: Garage notes
Post by: STMO123 on 05 November 2007, 13:28:11

As I'm sure most of yuo are aware, hospital doctors use a code that only other doctors will understand, while writing patients notes. ie. CH---Chronic Hypochrondriac.  etc

I was just wondering what kind of notes a garage may keep on a customers service record.

One I used earlier with MJ. PIPT---Piss In Petrol Tank

LOMGIB---Loads of Money, Go In Big.

NMMVRO---Not Mechanically Minded, Very Rip-Offable.

It would be great if anyone could come up with actual words to descibe customers.

CASH----Cars A Shit Heap. ;D

Title: Re: Garage notes
Post by: Elite Pete on 05 November 2007, 13:37:41

If im repairing the car and theres youngsters about, so I dont upset the parents I will ask to be passed the FBH

 F**cking Big Hammer ;)

Title: Re: Garage notes
Post by: Markjay on 05 November 2007, 14:10:36

OOFMA - OOF Member, Avoid!  ;D

Title: Re: Garage notes
Post by: ians on 05 November 2007, 15:02:29

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OOFMA - OOF Member, Avoid!  ;D

  :):y

Title: Re: Garage notes
Post by: TheBoy on 05 November 2007, 15:07:54

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OOFMA - OOF Member, Avoid!  ;D

And they will know that we are OOF members by looking at the tax disc holder ;)

Title: Re: Garage notes
Post by: Markjay on 05 November 2007, 15:17:24

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OOFMA - OOF Member, Avoid!  ;D

And they will know that we are OOF members by looking at the tax disc holder ;)

'Ahh - unfortunately Sir we don't actually do this particular model of vehicle... yes I know it's an Oemga but it's.. well... it's blue. With black leather. Err... we don't do blue cars with black leather you see... Sorry about that... off you go. Have a nice day Sir.'

'Phew.... managed to get rid of another one... good job they have these OOF tax holders...'