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Title: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Nickbat on 05 November 2007, 17:22:39
Where's Bob Dent?

I've just invented a special OOF cocktail made up of peach schnapps, brandy and chilled champagne, only 8 quid a throw.  ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 05 November 2007, 17:26:01
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Where's Bob Dent?

I've just invented a special OOF cocktail made up of peach schnapps, brandy and chilled champagne, only 8 quid a throw.  ;) ;D ;D

Do i get a free Omega with that  :D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Markie on 05 November 2007, 17:27:32
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Where's Bob Dent?

I've just invented a special OOF cocktail made up of peach schnapps, brandy and chilled champagne, only 8 quid a throw.  ;) ;D ;D


i`ll have 3 please, all for me  ::)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: MikeDundee on 05 November 2007, 18:14:39
Not long back from the Asylum Tavern, preparing for the fireworks display with SWMBO ;D ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 05 November 2007, 18:49:01
Hey Nickbat......when you gonna get patio heaters for outside.....poor old AA is getting frostbite nipping out for a ciggie  ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: MikeDundee on 05 November 2007, 19:49:42
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Hey Nickbat......when you gonna get patio heaters for outside.....poor old AA is getting frostbite nipping out for a ciggie  ;D

He was smoking a pipe last night :-/.........does he swing both ways then ;D ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Tony H on 05 November 2007, 21:21:55
Quiet in here tonight ::)
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Post by: Entwood on 05 November 2007, 21:49:41
Large Talisker please ... and have one yourself .  :)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: STMO123 on 05 November 2007, 22:05:57
YOU'RE ALL BARRED!   NOW break OFF!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Elite Pete on 05 November 2007, 22:07:57
Can I have two 10p for the pool table please ;)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: STMO123 on 05 November 2007, 22:17:40
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Can I have two 10p for the pool table please ;)

Two 10p's? When was the last time you played pool? :o
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Nickbat on 05 November 2007, 22:18:44
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YOU'RE ALL BARRED!   NOW break OFF!!!!!!!!!!

Steve's in a good mood, again.  ;D

Actually, it IS quiet here tonight.  :(
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: STMO123 on 05 November 2007, 22:20:54
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YOU'RE ALL BARRED!   NOW break OFF!!!!!!!!!!

Steve's in a good mood, again.  ;D

Actually, it IS quiet here tonight.  :(

Yeah. I'm gonna do a streak ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Elite Pete on 05 November 2007, 22:21:18
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Can I have two 10p for the pool table please ;)

Two 10p's? When was the last time you played pool? :o
about 1977 I remember it well my collars kept getting in the way and I kept tripping over my own flairs :o
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Entwood on 05 November 2007, 22:22:42
Whats a 10p ?  Can't I pay with florins  ???  :)
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Post by: Tony H on 05 November 2007, 22:23:49
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Can I have two 10p for the pool table please ;)

Two 10p's? When was the last time you played pool? :o
Paying to play pool? never did that 8-)Way back my local installed four different types of table each one supposed to be tamper proof needless to  say we cracked all of them for free games ::)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: STMO123 on 05 November 2007, 22:24:34
I said.........I'm gonna do a streak......dont try and talk me out of it.
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 05 November 2007, 22:25:11
At the mention of a Pub you can see the Drinkers can't ya ;D



Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: STMO123 on 05 November 2007, 22:25:16
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Can I have two 10p for the pool table please ;)

Two 10p's? When was the last time you played pool? :o
Paying to play pool? never did that 8-) My local installed four different types of table each one supposed to be tamper proof needless to  say we cracked all of them for free games ::)

Deadbeat Scousers. ::)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Nickbat on 05 November 2007, 22:30:50
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I said.........I'm gonna do a streak......dont try and talk me out of it.

Wouldn't notice if you did streak. The last time you did all I was the following conversation between a coupe of pensioners at the bar:

"Did you just see that guy run past? What was he wearing?"

"Didn't really see, but it definitely needed ironing!"
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: STMO123 on 05 November 2007, 22:31:40
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I said.........I'm gonna do a streak......dont try and talk me out of it.

Wouldn't notice if you did streak. The last time you did all I was the following conversation between a coupe of pensioners at the bar:

"Did you just see that guy run past? What was he wearing?"

"Didn't really see, but it definitely needed ironing!"

That was gonna be my next post >:(
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Elite Pete on 05 November 2007, 22:33:57
I overheard someone say "if he ran into a wall with an erection he would break his nose" :D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: STMO123 on 05 November 2007, 22:34:46
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I overheard someone say "if he ran into a wall with an erection he would break his nose" :D

Well, yes. But it wasn't always that way. :(
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Post by: Tony H on 05 November 2007, 22:36:52
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Can I have two 10p for the pool table please ;)

Two 10p's? When was the last time you played pool? :o
Paying to play pool? never did that 8-) My local installed four different types of table each one supposed to be tamper proof needless to  say we cracked all of them for free games ::)

Deadbeat Scousers. ::)
And deadbeat ex-pat scousers with an alledgedly small member and I dont meen a dwarf ;)
and thats fighting talk do you want to step outside? >:( ;)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: STMO123 on 05 November 2007, 22:38:42
See we've got a new member called Humpy. Lock up yer daughters ;D
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Post by: STMO123 on 05 November 2007, 22:41:00
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Can I have two 10p for the pool table please ;)

Two 10p's? When was the last time you played pool? :o
Paying to play pool? never did that 8-) My local installed four different types of table each one supposed to be tamper proof needless to  say we cracked all of them for free games ::)

Deadbeat Scousers. ::)
And deadbeat ex-pat scousers with an alledgedly small member and I dont meen a dwarf ;)
and thats fighting talk do you want to step outside? >:( ;)


(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n156/stmo987/testicles.jpg)


 ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 05 November 2007, 22:42:01
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I overheard someone say "if he ran into a wall with an erection he would break his nose" :D

That wouldn't be Mrs.Elite Pete would it????? ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: STMO123 on 05 November 2007, 22:42:37
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I overheard someone say "if he ran into a wall with an erection he would break his nose" :D

That wouldn't be Mrs.Elite Pete would it????? ;D


MASSIVE!!!! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Elite Pete on 05 November 2007, 22:43:10
Impressive but look at the size of the todger above ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Tony H on 05 November 2007, 22:43:43
One good swift kick to those nuts and it would all be over!! :P
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Post by: STMO123 on 05 November 2007, 22:44:50
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One good swift kick to those nuts and it would all be over!! :P

It certainly would! Gallons of it ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Elite Pete on 05 November 2007, 22:45:37
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I overheard someone say "if he ran into a wall with an erection he would break his nose" :D

That wouldn't be Mrs.Elite Pete would it????? ;D
No mate she hasn't been near a set of gonads for about 10 years. Well not that I know of ::) ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Elite Pete on 05 November 2007, 22:50:13
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I overheard someone say "if he ran into a wall with an erection he would break his nose" :D

That wouldn't be Mrs.Elite Pete would it????? ;D
And another thing if that was the wife do you think I would be on here now ::)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 05 November 2007, 22:50:41
Just had to explain to Mrs. Loo-knee why I posted that reply to Mr. Elite Pete......

I said well Mrs.Elite Pete said about Pete that if he ran into a wall with a touch on he would break his nose ;D ;D
She looked at me rather strange and said "you wouldn't have that problem, cause your Massive" ;) ;D

Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Tony H on 05 November 2007, 22:51:59
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One good swift kick to those nuts and it would all be over!! :P

It certainly would! Gallons of it ;D
;D ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Elite Pete on 05 November 2007, 22:53:37
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Just had to explain to Mrs. Loo-knee why I posted that reply to Mr. Elite Pete......

I said well Mrs.Elite Pete said about Pete that if he ran into a wall with a touch on he would break his nose ;D ;D
She looked at me rather strange and said "you wouldn't have that problem, cause your Massive" ;) ;D

Yeah but only because I stood on my touch on and went head first into the wall, honest :-[ ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Nickbat on 05 November 2007, 22:55:03
That picture reminds me...

This chap wants to cross the Sahara by camel. He goes to the camel hire place (as you do) and explains his intentions. The conversation goes like this:

“Well you can have a camel, but you’ll need to stop at an oasis every six hours so the camel can take on water. For an extra charge, though you can also hire these two bricks”

“Why would I want those?”

“Well, when the camel is at an oasis you hold a brick in each had, go behind the camel and suddenly squash its nuts between them. That way the camel, suddenly inhales and takes on enough water to go twice the normal distance.”

“That’s horrible, smashing those two bricks together must cause terrible pain”





“Nah, as long as you remember to keep your thumbs out of the way.”



I’ll get my coat.  :(
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 05 November 2007, 23:24:37
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That picture reminds me...

This chap wants to cross the Sahara by camel. He goes to the camel hire place (as you do) and explains his intentions. The conversation goes like this:

“Well you can have a camel, but you’ll need to stop at an oasis every six hours so the camel can take on water. For an extra charge, though you can also hire these two bricks”

“Why would I want those?”

“Well, when the camel is at an oasis you hold a brick in each had, go behind the camel and suddenly squash its nuts between them. That way the camel, suddenly inhales and takes on enough water to go twice the normal distance.”

“That’s horrible, smashing those two bricks together must cause terrible pain”





“Nah, as long as you remember to keep your thumbs out of the way.”



I’ll get my coat.  :(

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Nickbat on 05 November 2007, 23:45:00
One for the road, anyone?
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 05 November 2007, 23:50:14
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One for the road, anyone?

I will have a Bass please Nickbat  ::)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Nickbat on 05 November 2007, 23:54:51
No worries, mate.  :y

BTW, sorry about the noise tonight. Got a chap in called Golfbuddy to do the live music, but between you and me, I think he needs to practice.  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 05 November 2007, 23:55:41
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No worries, mate.  :y

BTW, sorry about the noise tonight. Got a chap in called Golfbuddy to do the live music, but between you and me, I think he needs to practice.  ;) ;D

Speak up i have ear plugs in  ;)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Entwood on 05 November 2007, 23:56:44
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No worries, mate.  :y

BTW, sorry about the noise tonight. Got a chap in called Golfbuddy to do the live music, but between you and me, I think he needs to practice.  ;) ;D

Was that live ???  new definition required methinks .. :(
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Nickbat on 05 November 2007, 23:57:31
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No worries, mate.  :y

BTW, sorry about the noise tonight. Got a chap in called Golfbuddy to do the live music, but between you and me, I think he needs to practice.  ;) ;D

Speak up i have ear plugs in  ;)


Sounds like a depressed Leonard Cohen.  ::)

Quick, phone the Samaritans!  :(
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 05 November 2007, 23:58:24
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No worries, mate.  :y

BTW, sorry about the noise tonight. Got a chap in called Golfbuddy to do the live music, but between you and me, I think he needs to practice.  ;) ;D

Speak up i have ear plugs in  ;)


Sounds like a depressed Leonard Cohen.  ::)

Quick, phone the Samaritans!  :(
They wont answer they have heard him too  :D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 05 November 2007, 23:59:03
Can I stop playing now please? My fingers are bleeding and I'm dying for a pint.  :'(

I've got dying for a drink, finger bleeding blues. Oh yeahhhhhhh.
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Nickbat on 06 November 2007, 00:00:53
Is that his old Astra van in the car park?

He always calls it his Omega!  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 06 November 2007, 00:01:02
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Can I stop playing now please? My fingers are bleeding and I'm dying for a pint.  :'(

I've got dying for a drink, finger bleeding blues. Oh yeahhhhhhh.

YES
Its only licened until midnight..Stop now. ;)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 06 November 2007, 00:05:17
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Is that his old Astra van in the car park?

He always calls it his Omega!  ;) ;D

I was going to buy the black and pink Carlton hearse to carry me kit around in.  :(
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 06 November 2007, 00:07:05
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Is that his old Astra van in the car park?

He always calls it his Omega!  ;) ;D

I was going to buy the black and pink Carlton hearse to carry me kit around in.  :(

Your not Ozzy Osbourne  ;)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Nickbat on 06 November 2007, 00:07:25
Golfbuddy, you mad a big mistake with your thread "Any guitar players out there?". You should have tried "Any organists out there?", then you would have got a better response (especially from Spongebob and His Mighty Wurlitzer).  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 06 November 2007, 00:08:17
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Golfbuddy, you mad a big mistake with your thread "Any guitar players out there?". You should have tried "Any organists out there?", then you would have got a better response (especially from Spongebob and His Mighty Wurlitzer).  ;D ;D

Ivor Bigun...Organ specialist  :D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 06 November 2007, 00:14:38
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Golfbuddy, you mad a big mistake with your thread "Any guitar players out there?". You should have tried "Any organists out there?", then you would have got a better response (especially from Spongebob and His Mighty Wurlitzer).  ;D ;D

To be honest, I am a member of a guitar forum but they've got one tracked minds. They only ever talk about their bleedin guitars. This is the Omega Owners Forum and hardly anyone talks about their cars. I thought I had a better chance of a reply to a musical question on here.  ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Nickbat on 06 November 2007, 00:18:41
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Golfbuddy, you mad a big mistake with your thread "Any guitar players out there?". You should have tried "Any organists out there?", then you would have got a better response (especially from Spongebob and His Mighty Wurlitzer).  ;D ;D

To be honest, I am a member of a guitar forum but they've got one tracked minds. They only ever talk about their bleedin guitars. This is the Omega Owners Forum and hardly anyone talks about their cars. I thought I had a better chance of a reply to a musical question on here.  ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;)

How true! I remember all that assistance I had with my woodworking during the summer... actually, forget that, I mostly got aquatic puns in response but, hey, every little helps! (Tesco gets everywhere!)   :y ;D
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Golfbuddy on 06 November 2007, 00:28:11
Night night all. Got to go.  :)
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Tony H on 06 November 2007, 00:31:11
Oh that sound like my taxi i'm off goodnight peeps :y
Title: Re: Nag's Head on Monday
Post by: Nickbat on 06 November 2007, 00:38:51
Me too, goodnight all.  :y