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Title: Got this in an e-mail...
Post by: Dave-C on 05 November 2007, 20:37:25
"I have a big dog & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I woke up in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices, and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my ar5e and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack: he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Silly Moo...........why else would I buy dog food??"

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Got this in an e-mail...
Post by: A380 Elite on 05 November 2007, 21:02:35
Hi Dave,

Verdict still out on the carin up date disk.

I think it's a bit quicker, more test's being done.
Title: Re: Got this in an e-mail...
Post by: Tony H on 05 November 2007, 21:17:13
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"I have a big dog & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I woke up in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices, and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my ar5e and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack: he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Silly Moo...........why else would I buy dog food??"

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Brilliant ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Got this in an e-mail...
Post by: Golfbuddy on 05 November 2007, 22:52:21
That was a bit ruff.  ;D
Title: Re: Got this in an e-mail...
Post by: Danny on 05 November 2007, 23:37:50
heard this one a while back, pretty good :D
Title: Re: Got this in an e-mail...
Post by: raximax on 06 November 2007, 01:18:38
that was a shane on her  ;D
Title: Re: Got this in an e-mail...
Post by: Golfbuddy on 06 November 2007, 09:09:03
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that was a shane on her  ;D

With puns like that, your likely to have your collie felt by the admins.  ::)
Title: Re: Got this in an e-mail...
Post by: ians on 06 November 2007, 14:24:19
Hopefully this is the tail end of this thread.
Title: Re: Got this in an e-mail...
Post by: Jimbob on 06 November 2007, 14:29:52
Dave, you're Barking mad  ;D